Poll of the Day > Ideas on how to get rid of a stupid sword?

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Mead
01/04/18 8:00:21 PM
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Getting rid of junk and I dont know what to do with this stupid sword my brother left here from when he lived with us. It isnt valuable. Its one of those gothic looking swords with skulls and stuff on it that nerds buy.

I considered throwing it away, it isnt sharpened but it could still cut someone and I dont want anyone to get hurt or be liable for any damage.

Im also hesitant to give it away considering it is technically a weapon, but maybe that is me just being dumb. Its also very cheap looking and has some weird stain on the broad side of the blade, weve been calling it the booger sword for years.

Im tempted to just drive out to the desert and stab it into the ground
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 8:00:48 PM
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@Dreaming_King
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HelIWithoutSin
01/04/18 8:04:08 PM
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Wrap it in duct tape and throw it out.
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TheCyborgNinja
01/04/18 8:05:24 PM
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Sell it at a pawn shop. Even $20 is better than nothing.
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dragon504
01/04/18 8:07:47 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Sell it at a pawn shop. Even $20 is better than nothing.


Try to sell it, if not, give it to a thrift shop.
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EvilMegas
01/04/18 8:08:14 PM
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Send it to me as a late birthday gift
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ParanoidObsessive
01/04/18 8:10:57 PM
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Mead posted...
Im tempted to just drive out to the desert and stab it into the ground

Find a secluded wooded glade, then jam it into a tree stump, and wait until somebody finds it years from now and suddenly believe that they're the Chosen One for finding it and pulling it out.


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Mead
01/04/18 8:12:20 PM
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HelIWithoutSin posted...
Wrap it in duct tape and throw it out.


LCF1GTF
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dragon504
01/04/18 8:12:23 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Mead posted...
Im tempted to just drive out to the desert and stab it into the ground

Find a secluded wooded glade, then jam it into a tree stump, and wait until somebody finds it years from now and suddenly believe that they're the Chosen One for finding it and pulling it out.



I'm sure they'll feel super chosen with their new rusty blade.
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Krazy_Kirby
01/04/18 8:13:01 PM
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find a stone to stick it in
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Blighboy
01/04/18 8:14:06 PM
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Just hit a bokoblin with it like three times and it should shatter.
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JOExHIGASHI
01/04/18 8:14:52 PM
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Cast holy water on it first to drive out the demons residing within it
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EvilMegas
01/04/18 8:16:09 PM
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Seriously gimmie it
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Jen0125
01/04/18 8:16:45 PM
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give it to @Dreaming_King
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ParanoidObsessive
01/04/18 8:17:00 PM
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dragon504 posted...
I'm sure they'll feel super chosen with their new rusty blade.

It's only rusty until you do the quest to have it reforged to prove that you're the Hero.


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SilverClock
01/04/18 8:17:07 PM
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Go off into the woods, pour some cement, and stab it in, keeping it held in place until it hardens.
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bulbinking
01/04/18 8:21:51 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Mead posted...
Im tempted to just drive out to the desert and stab it into the ground

Find a secluded wooded glade, then jam it into a tree stump, and wait until somebody finds it years from now and suddenly believe that they're the Chosen One for finding it and pulling it out.



I second this notion.
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xjayguyx
01/04/18 8:32:18 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Just hit a bokoblin with it like three times and it should shatter.


Haha this. But I bet it would last longer than any sword in BOTW lmao.
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Zeus
01/04/18 8:34:29 PM
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Mead posted...
Im tempted to just drive out to the desert and stab it into the ground


I came in to say "plunge it into a stone" but that could also work.

ParanoidObsessive posted...
Mead posted...
Im tempted to just drive out to the desert and stab it into the ground

Find a secluded wooded glade, then jam it into a tree stump, and wait until somebody finds it years from now and suddenly believe that they're the Chosen One for finding it and pulling it out.


Pretty sure they wouldn't be able to pull it out without first gathering three pendants.

ParanoidObsessive posted...
dragon504 posted...
I'm sure they'll feel super chosen with their new rusty blade.

It's only rusty until you do the quest to have it reforged to prove that you're the Hero.


Or reunite the smith with his long-lost partner who was trapped in the dark world.
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Sarcasthma
01/04/18 8:36:54 PM
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Turn it into a tasteful dildo.
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FinalXemnas
01/04/18 8:45:23 PM
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Become an RPG protagonist.
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SilverClock
01/04/18 8:48:34 PM
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Use the high alchemy spell on it and convert it into gold coins.
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Mead
01/04/18 8:53:08 PM
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SilverClock posted...
Use the high alchemy spell on it and convert it into gold coins.


High alchemy isnt legal hear unless its for medical reasons
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SilverClock
01/04/18 9:01:37 PM
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Mead posted...
SilverClock posted...
Use the high alchemy spell on it and convert it into gold coins.


High alchemy isnt legal hear unless its for medical reasons

Gold coins can be used to pay off your medical bills.
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SunWuKung420
01/04/18 9:04:48 PM
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Carry it around everywhere you go. Then it'll only be in your house when you're home.
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