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CruelBuffalo
01/04/18 7:30:37 PM
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Turbam
01/04/18 7:32:17 PM
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Damn...i can't believe all the things that I'm going to do when I finally get that gf.
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Raikuro
01/04/18 7:35:48 PM
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Some of those sound psycho jealous about having any form of social interaction with another person.
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Jetblackmoon
01/04/18 7:39:11 PM
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Lmao, wtf is this shit?

Some are fucked up and definite red flags (saving another woman under an alternate name, lying to other people about being in a relationship), but things like #13 or #16? Wat?
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SageHarpuia
01/04/18 7:39:46 PM
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AKA: 33 more reasons huffpo is a stupid site
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CruelBuffalo
01/04/18 7:39:50 PM
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Jetblackmoon posted...
Lmao, wtf is this shit?

Some are fucked up and definite red flags (saving another woman under an alternate name, lying to other people about being in a relationship), but things like #13 or #16? Wat?

Exactly
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voldothegr8
01/04/18 7:41:34 PM
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Microcheating, lmfao

Wait this isn't the onion?
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Vicious_Dios
01/04/18 7:43:12 PM
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Https://www.hu----[Leaves topic]
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Doe
01/04/18 7:45:21 PM
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Hey guys I came up with a new way to draw in clicks at the expense of the health of our viewerships' relationships

Nice job!
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Pepys Monster
01/04/18 7:46:13 PM
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At least foreveralones don't have to deal with this crazy ass woman.
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_Rinku_
01/04/18 7:51:04 PM
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As others have said, some of those are legitimate red flags. I watched a female friend of mine do a lot of those with a male friend, all while insisting that her boyfriend was being paranoid for no reason. You can guess about how that shook out.

Most of them are just stupid and boil down to "never interact with someone of the opposite sex."
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cjsdowg
01/04/18 7:51:15 PM
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This sounds like someone who is emotionally abusive.
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Damn_Underscore
01/04/18 7:52:24 PM
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Of course the writer's name is Mlanie. Not Melanie but Mlanie
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pinky0926
01/04/18 7:52:56 PM
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I needed a laugh today, thanks for the link
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lesidesi
01/04/18 7:53:03 PM
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article is consistent with the quality of the website
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LethalAffinity
01/04/18 7:54:03 PM
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Esrac
01/04/18 7:55:08 PM
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33 is just wrong. If a guy is out at the club, he'll probably have a better chance of getting laid if he does wear his wedding ring.

Horny chicks looking for a hook up with no commitment will home in on that.

Wedding rings certainly don't stop horny guys from trying for fuck married women at the club.
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wackyteen
01/04/18 7:56:21 PM
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>2016 HuffPo article

come on tc you're better than this
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Doe
01/04/18 7:57:00 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
As others have said, some of those are legitimate red flags

I feel like the list is either overreactions or extremely obviously bad behavior. Microcheating is such an unnecessary non-word and it takes away from HuffPost's credibility.
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DuneMan
01/04/18 7:58:23 PM
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'Microcheating'
'his latest fantasy chick'

Dubiously toned article is dubiously toned.
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pinky0926
01/04/18 8:00:40 PM
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This was my favourite one

13. Closing his eyes when he needs a minute to escape and daydreaming about the girl hes crushing on because shes his opium of the moment.


Presumably an actual adult typed that out and was being serious too
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Doe
01/04/18 8:00:59 PM
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Keeping a piece of clothing that reminds him of an ex even though its definitely tattered or completely out of style.


The privilege
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ChromaticAngel
01/04/18 8:05:44 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
This was my favourite one

13. Closing his eyes when he needs a minute to escape and daydreaming about the girl hes crushing on because shes his opium of the moment.


Presumably an actual adult typed that out and was being serious too


Meanwhile, everyone on CE: "I'd love a clingy girlfriend!!"

Might as well rename the article to 33 reasons why you don't.
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daftpunk_mk5
01/04/18 8:13:52 PM
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What the fuck is this shit. These are all utterly ridiculous and so specific.

Anyone else get the sense that Mlanie had a boyfriend that cheated on her and she's just writing about all the shit he did? And maybe her ex felt that she was micro-cheating when she was writing her book "Real Sex Stories That Will Make You Really Horny".

What a fucking psycho.
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daftpunk_mk5
01/04/18 8:15:38 PM
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Doe posted...
Keeping a piece of clothing that reminds him of an ex even though its definitely tattered or completely out of style.


The privilege


My mind cant even begin to comprehend actually paying attention to style trends
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Shotgunnova
01/04/18 8:17:54 PM
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Closing his eyes when he needs a minute to escape and daydreaming about the girl hes crushing on because shes his opium of the moment.
lmao
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weapon_d00d816
01/04/18 8:19:40 PM
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I wonder if I've ever microdated a girl before.

Like this supervisor who was really into me and I would flirt back. We microdated.
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brotrrwinner
01/04/18 8:20:01 PM
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Is this satire? I can't tell anymore
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EnragedSlith
01/04/18 8:21:56 PM
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Its a dumb article, but most of those things would be pretty flagrant red flags
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weapon_d00d816
01/04/18 8:26:20 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
So, clearly all of you boyfriends out there who are closing your eyes. You are cheaters. MICROCHEATERS!

13. Closing his eyes when he needs a minute to escape and daydreaming about the girl hes crushing on because shes his opium of the moment.

That is some serial killer shit.

"ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR EYES ON ME?!"
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KeeperOfShadows
01/04/18 8:28:47 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
As others have said, some of those are legitimate red flags. I watched a female friend of mine do a lot of those with a male friend, all while insisting that her boyfriend was being paranoid for no reason. You can guess about how that shook out.

Most of them are just stupid and boil down to "never interact with someone of the opposite sex."


Pretty much. At least half of these can be summed up as "he communicates with other women"

Wonder what the limits on that are, specifically. Am I microcheating when I hang out with my sister?
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MTRodaba2468
01/04/18 8:36:16 PM
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KeeperOfShadows posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
As others have said, some of those are legitimate red flags. I watched a female friend of mine do a lot of those with a male friend, all while insisting that her boyfriend was being paranoid for no reason. You can guess about how that shook out.

Most of them are just stupid and boil down to "never interact with someone of the opposite sex."


Pretty much. At least half of these can be summed up as "he communicates with other women"

Wonder what the limits on that are, specifically. Am I microcheating when I hang out with my sister?

Incest isn't cool, dude...

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pinky0926
01/04/18 9:05:19 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Its a dumb article, but most of those things would be pretty flagrant red flags


There's definitely a few major red flags and there's a couple of slaps on the wrist, but there's also a couple of things there that if a woman got mad at for I would dump her in a heartbeat.

Like maybe the reason he's putting girls in his phonebook under codenames is because his S.O. is a psycho.
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