Poll of the Day > Teach me how to be a Tinder slut.

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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 12:31:14 PM
#52:


EvilMegas posted...
I can show you the world!

*swipe right*
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RomanGhost
01/04/18 12:32:44 PM
#53:


Have many sex with many man.
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Dikitain
01/04/18 12:35:19 PM
#54:


Include lots of pictures taken with your phone, pointing at a mirror, in a public bathroom.

Also duckface.
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wwinterj25
01/04/18 12:56:17 PM
#55:


green dragon posted...
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put in your profile that people call you dumbledore because you are the head master

Lmao

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EvilMegas
01/04/18 1:01:38 PM
#56:


RCtheWSBC posted...
EvilMegas posted...
I can show you the world!

*swipe right*

Dont play with my emotions.
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 1:03:48 PM
#57:


EvilMegas posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
EvilMegas posted...
I can show you the world!

*swipe right*

Dont play with my emotions.

Hey man, I've seen what your genes can produce!
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OmegaTomHank
01/04/18 1:05:37 PM
#58:


That wasnt creepy
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Zeus
01/04/18 1:05:41 PM
#59:


Easy guide:

1) Set up a Tinder profile

2) Agree to meet an okay-looking dude at a bar

3) When he wants to switch the meeting to his home, agree to it and go there

4) He has a bunch of friends over already, but have some drinks with him then go back to his room to fuck

5) Later justify your decision by saying, "Well, he was kinda hot."

Congratulations! You've officially made it as a Tinder slut!
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EvilMegas
01/04/18 1:08:02 PM
#60:


OmegaTomHank posted...
That wasnt creepy

Hey man, I make adorable babies. Its my gift.
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GordonFreeGin
01/04/18 1:09:07 PM
#61:


OmegaTomHank posted...
on topic are you even sure you want to be a tinder slut

chicago is kind of a rough city mang

It can be, but not really if you know what you're doing. Also, really does depend where you're at and what you're doing... like every other city. For example, don't walk around Logan square looking like an easy target to rob.
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OmegaTomHank
01/04/18 1:10:24 PM
#62:


EvilMegas posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
That wasnt creepy

Hey man, I make adorable babies. Its my gift.




You single dad now?
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EvilMegas
01/04/18 1:11:55 PM
#63:


OmegaTomHank posted...
EvilMegas posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
That wasnt creepy

Hey man, I make adorable babies. Its my gift.




You single dad now?

Sorta, im hoeing around
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RomanGhost
01/04/18 1:11:56 PM
#64:


What's your motivation?
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 1:16:44 PM
#65:


RomanGhost posted...
What's your motivation?

Who are you asking?
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Jen0125
01/04/18 1:17:24 PM
#66:


RomanGhost posted...
What's your motivation?


she wanna get her dick wet damn
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mastermix3000
01/04/18 1:30:56 PM
#67:


U should it and post the best/worst messages you get
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RomanGhost
01/04/18 1:57:35 PM
#68:


RCtheWSBC posted...
RomanGhost posted...
What's your motivation?

Who are you asking?

You.

Jen0125 posted...
RomanGhost posted...
What's your motivation?


she wanna get her dick wet damn

Women don't have those.
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 1:59:07 PM
#69:


RomanGhost posted...
Women don't have those.

Not with that attitude
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Smarkil
01/04/18 1:59:33 PM
#70:



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RomanGhost
01/04/18 2:01:21 PM
#71:


RCtheWSBC posted...
RomanGhost posted...
Women don't have those.

Not with that attitude

Humans who are physically women, either due to their birth or to post-birth modifications, don't have those.
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shadowsword87
01/04/18 2:07:53 PM
#72:


Jen0125 posted...
she wanna get her dick wet damn


Oh my goooood, RC there's something about you I don't think anyone knew until now!
That must have been one hell of a sleepover you and Jen had.
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RomanGhost
01/04/18 2:09:27 PM
#73:


Why do you need tinder to fuck? Go to a bar or something.
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 2:11:45 PM
#74:


shadowsword87 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
she wanna get her dick wet damn


Oh my goooood, RC there's something about you I don't think anyone knew until now!
That must have been one hell of a sleepover you and Jen had.

What happened in Arizona stays in Arizona!

Until Jen visits me in Chicago
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EvilMegas
01/04/18 2:15:04 PM
#75:


*is still lurking*
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Jen0125
01/04/18 2:16:07 PM
#76:


EvilMegas posted...
*is still lurking*


*Jaws theme song*
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 2:18:09 PM
#77:


Jen0125 posted...
EvilMegas posted...
*is still lurking*


*Jaws theme song*

Heheheh

For real, tinder has been boring so far. I'm swiping hella people left.
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Ogurisama
01/04/18 2:20:25 PM
#78:


RCtheWSBC posted...
Jen0125 posted...
EvilMegas posted...
*is still lurking*


*Jaws theme song*

Heheheh

For real, tinder has been boring so far. I'm swiping hella people left.

Got to swipe right on everyone
If someone turns out to be a creep report/unmatch them

That way you get the intresting messages and pickup lines. Even if you dont plan to meet them, its more entertaining
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EvilMegas
01/04/18 2:22:33 PM
#79:


Ogurisama posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Jen0125 posted...
EvilMegas posted...
*is still lurking*


*Jaws theme song*

Heheheh

For real, tinder has been boring so far. I'm swiping hella people left.

Got to swipe right on everyone
If someone turns out to be a creep report/unmatch them

That way you get the intresting messages and pickup lines. Even if you dont plan to meet them, its more entertaining

This, lower them standards gurl.

Ugly dudes got good dick.
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SunWuKung420
01/04/18 2:22:38 PM
#80:


*joins tinder*
*sets location to Chicago*
*waits*
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OmegaTomHank
01/04/18 2:26:37 PM
#81:


EvilMegas posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
EvilMegas posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
That wasnt creepy

Hey man, I make adorable babies. Its my gift.




You single dad now?

Sorta, im hoeing around


Make sure to use proper pull out technique
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EvilMegas
01/04/18 2:29:19 PM
#82:


OmegaTomHank posted...
EvilMegas posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
EvilMegas posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
That wasnt creepy

Hey man, I make adorable babies. Its my gift.




You single dad now?

Sorta, im hoeing around


Make sure to use proper pull out technique

Honey, I gots two chrilren. My techniques are getting sloppy with age.
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 2:34:11 PM
#83:


EvilMegas posted...
Ogurisama posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Jen0125 posted...
EvilMegas posted...
*is still lurking*


*Jaws theme song*

Heheheh

For real, tinder has been boring so far. I'm swiping hella people left.

Got to swipe right on everyone
If someone turns out to be a creep report/unmatch them

That way you get the intresting messages and pickup lines. Even if you dont plan to meet them, its more entertaining

This, lower them standards gurl.

Ugly dudes got good dick.

But they ugly...

I refuse to swipe right on everyone. Chicago is diluted, y'all.
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shadowsword87
01/04/18 2:35:13 PM
#84:


Maybe they have sweet and sensitive souls that just need someone to bone down on.
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 2:36:03 PM
#85:


shadowsword87 posted...
Maybe they have sweet and sensitive souls that just need someone to bone down on.

They should put that in their profile description instead of leaving it blank!
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Ogurisama
01/04/18 2:36:19 PM
#86:


RCtheWSBC posted...
EvilMegas posted...
Ogurisama posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Jen0125 posted...
EvilMegas posted...
*is still lurking*


*Jaws theme song*

Heheheh

For real, tinder has been boring so far. I'm swiping hella people left.

Got to swipe right on everyone
If someone turns out to be a creep report/unmatch them

That way you get the intresting messages and pickup lines. Even if you dont plan to meet them, its more entertaining

This, lower them standards gurl.

Ugly dudes got good dick.

But they ugly...

I refuse to swipe right on everyone. Chicago is diluted, y'all.

I didnt say lower you standards i said swipe right for intresting convos
And dont meet up with the ugos
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FrisbeeDude
01/04/18 2:48:23 PM
#87:


"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at your best"

That's all you need. And cleavage shots
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 2:50:45 PM
#88:


FrisbeeDude posted...
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at your best"

That quote is sooo 2007
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Dikitain
01/04/18 2:56:37 PM
#89:


RCtheWSBC posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at your best"

That quote is sooo 2007

If that is 2007, then what is "No drama pls"?
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EvilMegas
01/04/18 2:57:22 PM
#90:


RCtheWSBC posted...
EvilMegas posted...
Ogurisama posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Jen0125 posted...
EvilMegas posted...
*is still lurking*


*Jaws theme song*

Heheheh

For real, tinder has been boring so far. I'm swiping hella people left.

Got to swipe right on everyone
If someone turns out to be a creep report/unmatch them

That way you get the intresting messages and pickup lines. Even if you dont plan to meet them, its more entertaining

This, lower them standards gurl.

Ugly dudes got good dick.

But they ugly...

I refuse to swipe right on everyone. Chicago is diluted, y'all.

Youll never be a hoe... smh
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 2:57:43 PM
#91:


Dikitain posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at your best"

That quote is sooo 2007

If that is 2007, then what is "No drama pls"?

I haven't see that one enough, but I'd say 2013/2014

EvilMegas posted...
Youll never be a hoe... smh

lmao I know. I don't have it in me.
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TheCyborgNinja
01/04/18 3:05:37 PM
#92:


shadowsword87 posted...
Maybe they have sweet and sensitive souls that just need someone to bone down on.

That's why you ask them if they're whiny GameFAQs incels! Duh!
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EvilMegas
01/04/18 3:12:02 PM
#93:


This is the best topic of the year already.
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FrisbeeDude
01/04/18 3:17:16 PM
#94:


You're in chicago? Just say you love beer, steak and the Cubs.
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 3:20:23 PM
#95:


FrisbeeDude posted...
You're in chicago? Just say you love beer, steak and the Cubs.

I love two out of three.
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FrisbeeDude
01/04/18 3:25:29 PM
#96:


RCtheWSBC posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
You're in chicago? Just say you love beer, steak and the Cubs.

I love two out of three.


As long as it's the first two, you're golden. Say you're an Als beef superfan.
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 3:27:29 PM
#97:


FrisbeeDude posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
You're in chicago? Just say you love beer, steak and the Cubs.

I love two out of three.


As long as it's the first two, you're golden. Say you're an Als beef superfan.

Then I'll get jokesters saying, "Hey my nickname's Al and i've got some beef 4 you nyuk nyuk"

But I did say in my profile that I collect beer bottles.
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EvilMegas
01/04/18 3:33:05 PM
#98:


RCtheWSBC posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
You're in chicago? Just say you love beer, steak and the Cubs.

I love two out of three.


As long as it's the first two, you're golden. Say you're an Als beef superfan.

Then I'll get jokesters saying, "Hey my nickname's Al and i've got some beef 4 you nyuk nyuk"

But I did say in my profile that I collect beer bottles.


I guess I can cross that one off...
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RCtheWSBC
01/04/18 3:34:11 PM
#99:


EvilMegas posted...
I guess I can cross that one off...

lmao, I know you got better charm than that.
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OmegaTomHank
01/04/18 3:59:01 PM
#100:


EvilMegas posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
You're in chicago? Just say you love beer, steak and the Cubs.

I love two out of three.


As long as it's the first two, you're golden. Say you're an Als beef superfan.

Then I'll get jokesters saying, "Hey my nickname's Al and i've got some beef 4 you nyuk nyuk"

But I did say in my profile that I collect beer bottles.


I guess I can cross that one off...


Damn
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SilentSeph
01/04/18 4:08:32 PM
#101:


RCtheWSBC posted...
EvilMegas posted...
Youll never be a hoe... smh

lmao I know. I don't have it in me.

So WSBC must stand for, "Wanna slut, but can't"
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