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Two_Dee
12/31/17 2:43:00 PM
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giving myself a solid .01% chance
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Steve Nick
12/31/17 2:44:15 PM
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Honestly it's gotta be even less chance than 1 in a million.

It's hard to even imagine a way it could happen.
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green butter
12/31/17 2:45:20 PM
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TheGrindery
12/31/17 2:47:32 PM
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Depends on if I get too fucked up.
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hortanz
12/31/17 2:47:54 PM
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I'm not married so 0
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Bad_Mojo
12/31/17 2:48:33 PM
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Zero

I don't think I'm ugly, but women seem to never find me attractive. And it's not just women, I never have anyone to hang out with
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PoopPotato
12/31/17 2:48:59 PM
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85%

Got a sick kid at home, could be problematic
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DarthAragorn
12/31/17 2:49:49 PM
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Just having family over. There will be two girls that aren't related to me there so technically non-zero but... basically zero
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Master_Bass
12/31/17 2:49:50 PM
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0% chance. I'm not leaving my house.
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NoMeLx22x
12/31/17 2:49:59 PM
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100% we already discussed it actually.
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Omnislasher
12/31/17 2:49:59 PM
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100% if i want it

my gf is mine, i own her
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/31/17 2:50:12 PM
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Probably pretty low, had a session about an hour ago so not sure if well go again later.
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cjsdowg
12/31/17 2:51:42 PM
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Fat 0. I have been stick in bed since Christmas. Even had to go the ER. So I am not going anywhere today.

Literally people were shooting outside today at like 6 am, and I didn't even care.
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TheGrindery
12/31/17 2:52:55 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Probably pretty low, had a session about an hour ago so not sure if well go again later.

Fuckin' in the morning, fuckin' in the evening, fuckin' at supper time..
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iLikeMtnDew
12/31/17 2:55:09 PM
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99.99%
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DezDroppedFreak
12/31/17 2:57:04 PM
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Like 100%
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Pepys Monster
12/31/17 2:57:11 PM
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Im going to a rave, but the girl from Tinder said she cant make it, so my chances are maybe 0.5%.
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Freddie_Mercury
12/31/17 3:01:01 PM
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50%
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Offworlder1
12/31/17 3:05:47 PM
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100 percent, already have our role play scenario and costumes ready for later, still not a fan of contacts but its worth it.
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KogaSteelfang
12/31/17 3:07:37 PM
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Absolute zero.
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ArchiePeck
12/31/17 3:08:42 PM
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Almost certainly tomorrow morning with my wife, but we're going to my parent's house for New Year so no not tonight!
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rhklce
12/31/17 3:10:09 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
100% if i want it

my gf is mine, i own her
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/31/17 4:24:22 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Probably pretty low, had a session about an hour ago so not sure if well go again later.

Fuckin' in the morning, fuckin' in the evening, fuckin' at supper time..

When fuckin is....on the bed(?) you can have fuckin any time!
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_Goggalor_
12/31/17 4:24:46 PM
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0%
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Coolppl Owns
12/31/17 4:26:24 PM
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100%
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frozenshock
12/31/17 4:27:02 PM
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1 / 7.31 x 10^14

There's a small chance
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EnragedSlith
12/31/17 4:27:15 PM
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Probably not. Im working and Im not sleeping with my roommate anymore
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BLAKUboy
12/31/17 4:30:37 PM
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Considering I'm still on the tail end of a flu...
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Banjo2553
12/31/17 4:31:58 PM
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I'm giving myself a 0% chance. I have to go to work tonight but there's pretty much nobody who would be interested in me.
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voldothegr8
12/31/17 4:34:10 PM
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Pretty high, the party is at my house this year. After the guests clear out it's naughty time with the wife.
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synth_real
12/31/17 5:09:06 PM
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I could if I posted on Craigslist and wasn't picky about who showed up
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Nundulan
12/31/17 5:09:43 PM
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Like 50%
I'm going out to the main street bars trolling for sluts
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KILBOTz
12/31/17 5:11:33 PM
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90%. Only chance it doesn't happen is whiskey dick, which I give a 10% chance of happening.
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ThyCorndog
12/31/17 5:11:58 PM
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either 0% (I'm sick and at home) or 50% (either it happens or it doesn't)
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lww99
12/31/17 5:12:18 PM
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Kaname_Madoka
12/31/17 5:12:40 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
50% (either it happens or it doesn't)

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Kazi1212
12/31/17 5:23:42 PM
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I have 0% chance even if were counting parallel universes
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InstaReturns
12/31/17 5:24:29 PM
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If i go out, 90%. If i don't 0%. Im thinking about not doing shit because I work 12 hours tomorrow
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UnseenChaos
12/31/17 5:27:37 PM
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Originally, it was likely 100%, but alas, circumstances change.

Pepys Monster posted...
Im going to a rave, but the girl from Tinder said she cant make it, so my chances are maybe 0.5%.

This was my original plan, but with a girl from my university. Turns out she wasnt very serious about the idea. Well thanks for fucking letting me know two days before, and after making the plans nearly a month ago.
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Se7enthrust
12/31/17 5:31:28 PM
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Already did and I may get it again before the night is over.
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prince_leo
12/31/17 5:32:50 PM
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very low
she's on her period and we're at her parents house until tomorrow afternoon

like, we could pull it off, but eh
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Kanaya413
12/31/17 5:34:26 PM
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I'm laid in my bed right now (:
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mach25687
12/31/17 5:35:15 PM
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Don't know thinking about going to the club to try to get some. Hoping today will be the day.
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Blue_Dream87
12/31/17 5:36:30 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/31/17 5:37:17 PM
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I don't plan on going out so it's pretty low.

I could easily get laid cause a girl told me she's DTF but I think she's ugly so I don't do it.
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Jumpman81
12/31/17 5:41:00 PM
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about as likely as a meteor smashing into my house
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BlkSt0rM
12/31/17 5:46:15 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Im going to a rave, but the girl from Tinder said she cant make it, so my chances are maybe 0.5%.


What rave?
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