Poll of the Day > Think of a food, a number, and your favorite movie before coming in

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That is the food you just eat for the rest of your life. You must eat it that many times a day in full meal portion. How bad is your diet?
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why did i think of a movie though?

also, im dead, because i chose a million burgers
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Eh, I mean, probably no worse than it is now. But not good. Haha.
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Well, whatever I had in mind, it wouldn't be a balanced diet so I'd likely have health issues. Plus I missed the whole number portion.

Troll_Police_ posted...

why did i think of a movie though?

It was a trick, clearly, designed to throw you off-guard.
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3 bowls of ice cream a day isn't super bad to start with, but would soon be terrible.
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DeltaBladeX posted...

3 bowls of ice cream a day isn't super bad to start with, but would soon be terrible.

I think most foods would be like this. Like Zeus said, it probably wouldn't be a balanced diet. Only certain foods would probably be close, but it's likely not someone's favorite food.
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32 rice krispie squares. that's almost 3000 calories all from carbs. if that's all I can eat I'd die of scurvy. if I can eat other things too I'd probably gain a lot weight and eventually die of diabetes unless I did a lot of cardio. with a lot of exercise and the ability to also eat other things, it could be livable but it's quite the handicap.
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16 servings of spaghetti... I can't just get by with 16 strands of spaghetti, can I? No? I guess 16 servings of spaghetti is technically survivable, at least temporarily, but that's going to be both really unhealthy and absolutely miserable.
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So how do I eat "pi" amount of mushrooms?
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@ss4parrothair Got a question for certain types of food.

1. Let's say I choose Mac & Cheese. Is it only one specific type, or could I have different types? Like could I choose each time between homemade and store bought? Or have regular one day, then Bacon Mac and cheese the next?

2. For something like pizza, could I choose different toppings for each pizza? Or could I take off toppings if I didn't want them that time?

3. Can you add things to it? Like adding bacon to the mac and cheese? Or adding your own toppings?
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The bad news is the food I randomly thought of was Soylent Green. The good news is the number I picked was 0 :)

Now pardon me while I go watch The Dark Knight.
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5 steak quesadillas a day

beef jerky. cause it's what im eating right now

i dont think i could live off that. maybe if i could have water too but even then. probably wouldn't feel good.
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6 hot dogs, including buns and toppings. Doable. Probably not that different than many young adult's actual diets.
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6 hamburgers a day?! Ugh... I guess they'll be small ones.
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13 waffles a day? Incoming heart attack from so much sodium.
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101 pizza... i'm dead
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EclairReturns posted...

So how do I eat "pi" amount of mushrooms?

eat 3 whole ones, and .14 of another
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Paleo.
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15, kill bill and salmon

I could probably eat 15 servings of salmon a day, but I couldn't eat 15 actual whole salmon

2i pizzas. Umm...
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LinkPizza posted...

@ss4parrothair Got some questions for certain types of food.

1. Let's say I choose Mac & Cheese. Is it only one specific type, or could I have different types? Like could I choose each time between homemade and store bought? Or have regular one day, then Bacon Mac and cheese the next?

2. For something like pizza, could I choose different toppings for each pizza? Or could I take off toppings if I didn't want them that time?

3. Can you add things to it? Like adding bacon to the mac and cheese? Or adding your own toppings?

4. Would a single slice of pizza count as a serving. Or a whole pizza. Most foods have a serving size, but usually not the pizza you get at a pizza place, AFAIK.

I think the same type. Whatever type you thought of.
2. One type and no changing it
3. No
4. 2 pieces maybe?
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I must drink a coke, once?
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Lokarin posted...

I must drink a coke, once?

Yer fucked
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ss4parrothair posted...

Lokarin posted...

I must drink a coke, once?

Yer fucked

no, they failed. topic was food, not drink
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Zangulus posted...

I didn't think of anything. Suck me.

Maybe after a beer

Krazy_Kirby posted...

ss4parrothair posted...

Lokarin posted...

I must drink a coke, once?

Yer fucked

no, they failed. topic was food, not drink

So true
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Tamales 4 times a day Im in heaven
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Spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog (Sheldon's favorite food) four times a day.

I guess I could cope with that for a bit, but I'd be in trouble due to lack of vitamins after a while. I'd probably last longer if it had tomato sauce on it, but when I pictured it in my mind it didn't have any.

Turkey nine times a day?! I'd die in less than a week if I don't go bankrupt first!
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Japanese curry three times a day doesn't sound too bad.
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