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Kitt 12/24/17 1:00:31 PM #1: |
I signed up at a comedy club that one of my friends work at. I have to do a 10 minute bit.
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Kitt 12/24/17 1:03:39 PM #3: |
ImAMarvel posted...
Is it going to be filmed or streamed anywhere? If so, you have an obligation to show CE. I'm going to have another friend film it on their phone, but no way I'm showing it here. It'll be my secret shame. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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josifrees 12/24/17 1:06:34 PM #5: |
Make sure you open with a joke about airplane food
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rhklce 12/24/17 1:12:07 PM #7: |
Be funny
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Sting 12/24/17 1:13:06 PM #8: |
When you get on stage, make the first thing you say, "WHATS UP FUCKERS!?"
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Sting 12/24/17 1:17:23 PM #10: |
need material?
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Smashingpmkns 12/24/17 1:18:08 PM #11: |
Good luck dude. I'm assuming you have 10 minutes worth of jokes written already, right?
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more_cow_bell 12/24/17 1:21:07 PM #12: |
so tell us a joke funny man
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Sting 12/24/17 1:24:26 PM #13: |
Here's a couple you could try:
"I had to call in to my other job to be here tonight. Don't you just hate it when you call in and they try to fuck with you about it? I finally got to the point where, when I call in and they ask questions I just say, "I've been on the toilet all night." And after that all questions usually stop." "But if they keep asking then I just go ahead tell them that I have the green apple splatters. I'll be like, "I'm sorry, but I've just had EXPLOSIVE diarrhea all fuckin night. And I don't mean the little kind where it just drizzles out. When I say explosive, I mean EXPLOSIVE. Green apple spatters sir, I'm sorry. Could bring you a free sample if you want." "But I know the reason they question you. It's because people are too soft now. And it's the schools fault too. I have a friend that's a teacher and any time a kid fucks up in class or talks shit to the teacher, they just get written up and nothing happens. I wish it were like one of those Clint Eastwood movies where you could just grab them by the ear and be like "Sit down you little shit!" But we're too soft. He's right about this being the pussy generation." --- IT'S SHOWTIME FOLKS! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGrindery 12/24/17 1:32:40 PM #14: |
You'll be nervous. They'll sense it. You'll bomb.
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Kitt 12/24/17 1:36:27 PM #15: |
RedWhiteBlue posted...
*Kitt walks on stage* Lmao Smashingpmkns posted... Good luck dude. I'm assuming you have 10 minutes worth of jokes written already, right? Yeah, I've been jotting notes all day so far. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 12/24/17 1:41:05 PM #16: |
Sting posted...
When you get on stage, make the first thing you say, "WHATS UP FUCKERS!?" I actually planned on calling them drunk idiots. more_cow_bell posted... so tell us a joke funny man "What exactly is political science? Is it the amount of shit the average politician is full of?" --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 12/24/17 1:44:25 PM #17: |
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SSJGrimReaper 12/24/17 1:44:51 PM #18: |
Kitt is gonna have a Michael Richards type meltdown on stage
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ArchiePeck 12/24/17 1:45:09 PM #19: |
Ten minutes is a LOT. I do stand up as a hobby, took me a long time to have a solid ten and the stagecraft to engage people for that length, at least a year of gigs before I got good.
Couple tips: Move the mic stand to the side when you come on stage, don't leave it in front between you and the audience. Make sure you work the whole room, if you are just looking ahead and down at the front row it leaves people at the sides cold and less involved in the infectious laughter. If something gets an unexpectedly great reaction, run with it. Don't worry if you forget something, the audience doesn't know your set, only you do. They only know something's gone wrong if you start to visibly panic. Have a drink with you. If your not used to a lot of public speaking, your mouth will get dry over ten minutes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sting 12/24/17 2:11:25 PM #20: |
tell funny stories about people you know
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Sting 12/24/17 2:19:36 PM #22: |
also have a beer or two before you go on stage, will relax you
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Ivynn 12/24/17 2:20:21 PM #23: |
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eggcorn 12/24/17 2:21:54 PM #24: |
RedWhiteBlue posted...
*Kitt walks on stage* I laughed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 12/24/17 2:22:01 PM #25: |
Zurkon posted...
Wow, you are braver than I am. Good luck. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 12/24/17 2:49:10 PM #26: |
Sting posted...
also have a beer or two before you go on stage, will relax you I don't drink :( --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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josifrees 12/24/17 2:52:38 PM #27: |
can you give us a teaser?
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DocileOrangeCup 12/24/17 2:55:02 PM #28: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Kitt is gonna have a Michael Richards type meltdown on stage Lmap --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 12/24/17 2:56:44 PM #29: |
Whatever you do, do not mention Trump and do not mention religion. People get really I mean really fucking mad about that kind of thing if you aren't a professional, it can get you shot or stabbed or even banned from the club if enough of the customers complain about you. Just shut up and keep it social
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KiwiTerraRizing 12/24/17 2:57:20 PM #30: |
What the deal with CEgals?
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Jiek_Fafn 12/24/17 3:03:20 PM #31: |
You should steal classic CE topics and pass them off as your own material. Do some bits about trying to pick up women while dressed like Han Solo and then taking them to classy places like Long John Silver.
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josifrees 12/24/17 3:50:45 PM #33: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
You should steal classic CE topics and pass them off as your own material. Do some bits about trying to pick up women while dressed like Han Solo and then taking them to classy places like Long John Silver. I was gonna say someone should take CE topics and make a routine out of them --- Quit Crying ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 12/24/17 4:33:10 PM #34: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
You should steal classic CE topics and pass them off as your own material. Do some bits about trying to pick up women while dressed like Han Solo and then taking them to classy places like Long John Silver. Lmao what? Did that actually happen? --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 12/24/17 4:35:05 PM #35: |
Kitt posted...
ImAMarvel posted...Is it going to be filmed or streamed anywhere? If so, you have an obligation to show CE. >Secret shame >Tells us about it Pick one!!! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 12/24/17 8:36:50 PM #36: |
also update afterwards
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EyeWontBeFooled 12/24/17 8:43:59 PM #37: |
As someone who is new to the scene myself, I wish you luck! It's not easy, but you can do it!
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Kitt 12/24/17 9:04:03 PM #38: |
I go up at about 9:15, so right now, I'm killing time.
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R0ttedHorror 12/24/17 9:07:30 PM #39: |
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Jiek_Fafn 12/24/17 9:55:40 PM #40: |
Kitt posted...
Jiek_Fafn posted...You should steal classic CE topics and pass them off as your own material. Do some bits about trying to pick up women while dressed like Han Solo and then taking them to classy places like Long John Silver. They were two separate topics from back when CE was more goofy fun. Also I hope things went great. --- PSN: Jiek ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PalmerSensei 12/24/17 11:33:47 PM #41: |
How'd it go?
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SSJGrimReaper 12/24/17 11:42:33 PM #42: |
PalmerSensei posted...
How'd it go? Kitt is gonna be the next Dave Chappelle --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 12/25/17 12:34:23 AM #43: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
PalmerSensei posted...How'd it go? tfw Kitt becomes the next Amy Schumer --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 12/25/17 6:15:33 AM #44: |
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Kitt 12/25/17 6:46:48 AM #46: |
I'd like to think I did great. My friends think I did good. It wasn't as bad as I thought, people were laughing at pretty much anything I was saying. But, as my opening implied, most of them were, in fact, drunk.
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nicklebro 12/25/17 7:09:53 AM #47: |
10 minutes was longer than you expected tho huh? I've always wanted to try it man, awesome that you had the balls to do it. What city did you do this in, or if you don't mind, what comedy club was it specifically?
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Feline_Heart 12/25/17 7:15:10 AM #48: |
eggcorn posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...*Kitt walks on stage* I did too --- Stay woke. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 12/25/17 7:23:45 AM #49: |
nicklebro posted...
10 minutes was longer than you expected tho huh? I've always wanted to try it man, awesome that you had the balls to do it. What city did you do this in, or if you don't mind, what comedy club was it specifically? The Basement Theater somewhere out in Buckhead (Georgia). I'm not sure if it's a big thing but a very tight-knit group of people seem to run the place. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchiePeck 12/25/17 7:27:38 AM #50: |
Kitt posted...
I'd like to think I did great. My friends think I did good. It wasn't as bad as I thought, people were laughing at pretty much anything I was saying. But, as my opening implied, most of them were, in fact, drunk. Well done. It's a massive rush when you get that first big laugh! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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