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thanosibe
12/23/17 9:11:19 PM
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I've failed as a parent.
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more_cow_bell
12/23/17 9:11:39 PM
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MacadamianNut3
12/23/17 9:11:53 PM
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Oh damn I thought this was an anime
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Gafemage
12/23/17 9:12:08 PM
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My boomer dad doesn't either & it's horrifying to me.
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Zikten
12/23/17 9:12:25 PM
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it's a waste of food to not eat the crust.
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Returning_CEmen
12/23/17 9:14:30 PM
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Put some avocado on that crust
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Nostradumbass
12/23/17 9:15:07 PM
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this is why trump won
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I Like Toast
12/23/17 9:16:30 PM
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Stop feeding him new York style
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thanosibe
12/23/17 9:16:34 PM
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Zikten posted...
it's a waste of food to not eat the crust.
That's why I'm so triggered.
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KStateKing17
12/23/17 9:16:53 PM
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Smfh
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rhklce
12/23/17 9:17:30 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Put some avocado on that crust


Then he definitely shouldnt eat it
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KILBOTz
12/23/17 9:17:36 PM
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thanosibe
12/23/17 9:20:36 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
how old is he?
14
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Axiom
12/23/17 9:23:20 PM
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Less fatties in the world is a good thing
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thronedfire2
12/23/17 9:23:39 PM
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crust is the best part wtf
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Electrokinesis
12/23/17 9:24:26 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
crust is the best part wtf

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TheVipaGTS
12/23/17 9:24:47 PM
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Does he dip his flat bread pizza in sriracha avocado ranch?
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KILBOTz
12/23/17 9:25:52 PM
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thanosibe posted...
KILBOTz posted...
how old is he?
14


youre on the cusp on if he's a millenial or not. most common use is 1980-1995/96. originator of teh term uses 1982-2004 though.
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Shotgunnova
12/23/17 9:26:18 PM
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Electrokinesis posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
crust is the best part wtf

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SageHarpuia
12/23/17 9:28:23 PM
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If it's Pizza Hut I don't blame him
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Solid Sonic
12/23/17 9:29:08 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
If it's Pizza Hut I don't blame him

I like their pan pizzas. They're soft.
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ChromaticAngel
12/23/17 9:30:00 PM
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I don't eat the crust these days much anymore. It's just empty carbs and it usually doesn't even taste good. It's like eating a none pizza with left beef.
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SageHarpuia
12/23/17 9:30:14 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
If it's Pizza Hut I don't blame him

I like their pan pizzas. They're soft.

They're way too greasy now. I prefer hand-tossed
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Solid Sonic
12/23/17 9:32:14 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Solid Sonic posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
If it's Pizza Hut I don't blame him

I like their pan pizzas. They're soft.

They're way too greasy now. I prefer hand-tossed

I stopped ordering hand-tossed when I got a couple that were excessively chewy.

I prefer pizzas to have a standardized texture, if at all possible.
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Master_Bass
12/23/17 9:44:27 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
I don't eat the crust these days much anymore. It's just empty carbs and it usually doesn't even taste good.

This. The crust is the worst part unless it's stuffed crust. Garlic sauce or another sauce does make it better, though, and some crusts are better than others.
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synth_real
12/24/17 12:06:54 AM
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Depends on if it's from a place that actually makes a good crust, if it's cheap-o pizza then once the crust isn't hot anymore it's basically cardboard
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thanosibe
12/24/17 12:03:57 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
thanosibe posted...
KILBOTz posted...
how old is he?
14


youre on the cusp on if he's a millenial or not. most common use is 1980-1995/96. originator of teh term uses 1982-2004 though.
:thinking:

Lol though I mostly did it as the board uses that term as a general insult to people who do things differently. So I figured I'd get more posts that way.

But the general information is appreciated. So I guess by the originator he just made us as a millenial born in August 2003.
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creativerealms
12/24/17 12:09:57 PM
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Kids don't like Crust, that is true in any generation.
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/24/17 12:11:39 PM
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I havent been a crust eater for a long ass time. Just a pointless thing to eat in my opinion, just plain bread....why fill up on that fat junk when you can eat actual food.
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DuneMan
12/24/17 12:13:39 PM
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synth_real posted...
Depends on if it's from a place that actually makes a good crust, if it's cheap-o pizza then once the crust isn't hot anymore it's basically cardboard

Cheap-o pizza... at that point you're better off just buying some Red Baron from the freezer aisle in a store and baking it off yourself.
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TheoryzC
12/24/17 12:15:05 PM
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God

DAMN

MILLENNIALS
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DarkChozoGhost
12/24/17 12:21:58 PM
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Millennials are 20 at the very youngest
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SuperNamekGod
12/24/17 12:23:54 PM
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this is what happens when you dont get thin crust pizza like god intended it to be
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armandro
12/24/17 12:26:41 PM
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start buying stuffed crust pizza
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thanosibe
12/24/17 12:47:21 PM
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SuperNamekGod posted...
this is what happens when you dont get thin crust pizza like god intended it to be
Tbf to him, this is my preference as well. But he doesn't. So it's hand tossed pizza sans crusts.
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545x39
12/24/17 12:53:24 PM
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Youre supposed to eat the bones.
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r4X0r
12/24/17 12:54:01 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
Stop feeding him new York style


Nothing other than New York style qualifies as "pizza."
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REMercsChamp
12/24/17 12:59:44 PM
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This is why god invented dipping sauce
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HypnoCoosh
12/24/17 1:04:42 PM
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Get him gluten free thin crust well done from now on.
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Gafemage
12/24/17 1:47:32 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
Get him gluten free thin crust well done from now on.


"Well done" is a millennial thing???
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SuperNamekGod
12/24/17 1:48:21 PM
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Gafemage posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
Get him gluten free thin crust well done from now on.


"Well done" is a millennial thing???

yeah that doesnt sound right
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thanosibe
12/24/17 1:56:53 PM
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r4X0r posted...
I Like Toast posted...
Stop feeding him new York style


Nothing other than New York style qualifies as "pizza."

Nothing about New York qualifies as pizza?
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Gafemage
12/24/17 2:01:02 PM
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Why is New York pizza so polarized anyways? It's hardly even different from conventional pizza, just thinner & in gigantic slices.
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thanosibe
12/24/17 3:06:05 PM
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Gafemage posted...
Why is New York pizza so polarized anyways? It's hardly even different from conventional pizza, just thinner & in gigantic slices.
That was kind of my joke. Like "NY style" isn't really anything unique. Any [insert city] style pizza isn't really unique. It just seems to be a city pride thing than actual authenticity unique pizza.
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untrustful
12/24/17 3:06:57 PM
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You need to start ordering stuffed crust pizza, or something.
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HypnoCoosh
12/24/17 3:10:31 PM
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Gafemage posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
Get him gluten free thin crust well done from now on.


"Well done" is a millennial thing???


No I'm saying that kind of pizza has less crust so it's probably something he would like.
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Stagmar
12/24/17 3:26:52 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Electrokinesis posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
crust is the best part wtf

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Resolution
12/24/17 4:00:21 PM
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I'm not always in the mood to eat the crust

75% of the time I'll eat it tho
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