Poll of the Day > I just ate pizza AMA

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ss4parrothair
12/20/17 10:59:05 PM
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Unless its about squirrels
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kislev
12/20/17 11:00:30 PM
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Pineapple on pizza?
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SmokeMassTree
12/20/17 11:01:16 PM
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Did you put egg on it
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EclairReturns
12/20/17 11:15:35 PM
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Whenever I try to relax and think of nothing, I can't help but think of my past. And when I think of my past, I recover memories that I've subconsciously repressed because it caused me too much distress when the event actually happened. But now that I remember these repressed memories, I cannot help but just replay these memories over and over in my head, all the while freaking out silently. Should I ask a therapist about this?

Additionally, when I think of this Japanese broadcaster guy who used to bully me, I have a tendency to mutter racial slurs under my breath because much of the stuff that he's said and done makes me feel angry at him even though I haven't visited his broadcast since he told some Japanese viewer to "Not pay attention to the foreigner who's writing Japanese sentences". I could go on for like a paragraph about this guy for another paragraph or two, but anyway... How do I not mutter racial slurs while at work, when I'm doing mundane tasks and cannot help but think of how much I hate him?

Also, should I feel ashamed of being racist even if I'm not vocal about it?

Help me. ><
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Mead
12/20/17 11:23:36 PM
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What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common?
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darcandkharg31
12/20/17 11:25:12 PM
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Will you help Eclair?

Mead posted...
What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common?

They deal with cheese?
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Far-Queue
12/20/17 11:25:41 PM
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Was it a squirrel meat pizza?
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trodi_911
12/21/17 12:09:42 AM
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Would you eat a boneless squirrel?
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EclairReturns
12/21/17 12:31:40 AM
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Is it normal for me to only be able to talk to ugly girls and not pretty ones, without being weird?
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ss4parrothair
12/21/17 1:20:26 AM
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kislev posted...
Pineapple on pizza?

Yes I like but it wasnt on it

SmokeMassTree posted...
Did you put egg on it

Im not Helly so no
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ss4parrothair
12/21/17 1:21:22 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
Whenever I try to relax and think of nothing, I can't help but think of my past. And when I think of my past, I recover memories that I've subconsciously repressed because it caused me too much distress when the event actually happened. But now that I remember these repressed memories, I cannot help but just replay these memories over and over in my head, all the while freaking out silently. Should I ask a therapist about this?

Additionally, when I think of this Japanese broadcaster guy who used to bully me, I have a tendency to mutter racial slurs under my breath because much of the stuff that he's said and done makes me feel angry at him even though I haven't visited his broadcast since he told some Japanese viewer to "Not pay attention to the foreigner who's writing Japanese sentences". I could go on for like a paragraph about this guy for another paragraph or two, but anyway... How do I not mutter racial slurs while at work, when I'm doing mundane tasks and cannot help but think of how much I hate him?

Also, should I feel ashamed of being racist even if I'm not vocal about it?

Help me. ><


No let the insanity build

Wear duct tape

Also chew come gum
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ss4parrothair
12/21/17 1:21:44 AM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Will you help Eclair?

Mead posted...
What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common?

They deal with cheese?

They can smell the product but not eat it?
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ss4parrothair
12/21/17 1:22:24 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
Was it a squirrel meat pizza?

Fuck

trodi_911 posted...
Would you eat a boneless squirrel?

FUCK
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ss4parrothair
12/21/17 1:22:49 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
Is it normal for me to only be able to talk to ugly girls and not pretty ones, without being weird?

Nah. You probably just get nervous
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SmokeMassTree
12/21/17 1:56:15 AM
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The fuck is come gum

I'll pass
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EclairReturns
12/21/17 2:00:42 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
come gum


I think he meant to put an "s" where that "c" is.
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helIy
12/21/17 2:07:30 AM
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ss4parrothair posted...
Im not Helly so no

jokes on you, i got free pizza, pasta, and wings out of it
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SmokeMassTree
12/21/17 2:10:01 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
come gum


I think he meant to put an "s" where that "c" is.


No he said what he said
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ss4parrothair
12/21/17 2:21:49 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
EclairReturns posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
come gum


I think he meant to put an "s" where that "c" is.


No he said what he said

I am legit dying of laughter. This is just as bad as when I meant to text my mom I would do anything for those tickets but it autocorrected anything to Anthony
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SmokeMassTree
12/21/17 2:25:58 AM
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Is Anthony the one that told you about come gum?
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ss4parrothair
12/23/17 12:46:34 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Is Anthony the one that told you about come gum?

Dammit
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Conner4REAL
12/23/17 12:48:34 AM
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Why eat such junk food?
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JebronLames
12/23/17 12:55:06 AM
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what place was this from?
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EclairReturns
12/23/17 3:45:07 AM
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So I just got a raise at work, and I genuinely believe that I don't deserve my thirteen-dollar pay rate. It mainly relates to my browsing habits at work. Basically, from time to time, I browse GameFAQs or look at the website hub for my college classes and the like. I do so because I just get really tired and exhausted from doing the same thing over and over again, to the point that I need to look at something else to distract me from the tedium of my job. Hence, why I glance at forums and my class sites from time to time to refresh myself, in a sense. I really, really don't believe I deserve this three-dollar pay raise because I get away with so much crap using the internet. I take bandwidth away from other users, and I'm so guilty about it. I'm pretty sure they know, and I really don't know why they're giving me a pay raise. I really feel like I don't deserve it, and it's killing me inside. I really know I should stop browsing the internet so casually at work, but I just feel so nervous and agitated when I feel like I'm stuck "doing work". I'm freaking out because I'm anticipating the next quarterly review of my work habits, and am extremely worried about my boss talking to me about it, and possibly firing me. I feel like I'm going to be fired for this one thing at any moment now, and it's really freaking me out. It freaks me out every time that I feel like someone's watching me, that I'm going to get fired the very next day because the IT person will review the websites I've visited, and I just cannot sleep every one of those nights. I'm worrying like hell until I get to my job the next day, when nothing happens. Right now, I'm scared to hell right now about losing a job, and having to put the reason why that job was lost on a resume. I know I should stop, but I feel some fatigue after doing the same thing for many hours in a row. I need someone to help me, because I genuinely believe now that I have an internet addiction. I genuinely believe that I don't deserve this pay raise, and I feel like I'm going to die right now, because I'm wondering what other co-workers must think of me when they see me browsing non-work stuff on the computer. I'm a bad worker, right? Am I worrying over nothing? No, right? What do I do? Are my feelings about my pay raise justified?
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Krazy_Kirby
12/23/17 5:30:52 AM
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according to the caller in gta 3 squirrel is "not so good"

pidgeon is though, sometimes they come with notes attached. they're like fortune cookies with wings
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ss4parrothair
12/23/17 7:41:16 AM
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Conner4REAL posted...
Why eat such junk food?

Free
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ss4parrothair
12/23/17 7:42:04 AM
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JebronLames posted...
what place was this from?

It wasnt delivery it was Dijorno
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ss4parrothair
12/23/17 7:44:06 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
So I just got a raise at work, and I genuinely believe that I don't deserve my thirteen-dollar pay rate. It mainly relates to my browsing habits at work. Basically, from time to time, I browse GameFAQs or look at the website hub for my college classes and the like. I do so because I just get really tired and exhausted from doing the same thing over and over again, to the point that I need to look at something else to distract me from the tedium of my job. Hence, why I glance at forums and my class sites from time to time to refresh myself, in a sense. I really, really don't believe I deserve this three-dollar pay raise because I get away with so much crap using the internet. I take bandwidth away from other users, and I'm so guilty about it. I'm pretty sure they know, and I really don't know why they're giving me a pay raise. I really feel like I don't deserve it, and it's killing me inside. I really know I should stop browsing the internet so casually at work, but I just feel so nervous and agitated when I feel like I'm stuck "doing work". I'm freaking out because I'm anticipating the next quarterly review of my work habits, and am extremely worried about my boss talking to me about it, and possibly firing me. I feel like I'm going to be fired for this one thing at any moment now, and it's really freaking me out. It freaks me out every time that I feel like someone's watching me, that I'm going to get fired the very next day because the IT person will review the websites I've visited, and I just cannot sleep every one of those nights. I'm worrying like hell until I get to my job the next day, when nothing happens. Right now, I'm scared to hell right now about losing a job, and having to put the reason why that job was lost on a resume. I know I should stop, but I feel some fatigue after doing the same thing for many hours in a row. I need someone to help me, because I genuinely believe now that I have an internet addiction. I genuinely believe that I don't deserve this pay raise, and I feel like I'm going to die right now, because I'm wondering what other co-workers must think of me when they see me browsing non-work stuff on the computer. I'm a bad worker, right? Am I worrying over nothing? No, right? What do I do? Are my feelings about my pay raise justified?


You arent the best worker but I am sure everyone probably does that. I would still worry though. Maybe they like the work that you do when you do it, so thats why you got the raise. Maybe you are actually more productive then other people. But still, be careful
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ss4parrothair
12/23/17 7:44:19 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
according to the caller in gta 3 squirrel is "not so good"

pidgeon is though, sometimes they come with notes attached. they're like fortune cookies with wings

Fuck
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SkynyrdRocker
12/23/17 8:21:00 AM
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did you put hard boiled egg on it? @helIy @HellHole_
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SkynyrdRocker
12/23/17 8:21:14 AM
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goddammit @SmokeMassTree beat me
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JebronLames
12/23/17 8:33:58 AM
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ss4parrothair posted...
JebronLames posted...
what place was this from?

It wasnt delivery it was Dijorno

dijorno is overrated imo, a lot of marketing. Red baron is better.
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ss4parrothair
12/23/17 8:44:21 AM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
goddammit @SmokeMassTree beat me

I dont know if I would ever try that
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