Poll of the Day > What does a pizza driver and a gynecologist have in common?

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Firewood18
12/19/17 1:47:57 PM
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they both can smell the box but can't eat it

A Pizza Hut worker was fired because of writing this on the inside of a pizza box after a customer requested a joke on an online order.
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mastermix3000
12/19/17 1:52:17 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
A Pizza Hut worker was fired because of writing this on the inside of a pizza box after a customer requested a joke on an online order.


<.<
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LeningradCowboy
12/19/17 1:57:21 PM
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They regularly come in contact with yeast.
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Veedrock-
12/19/17 2:00:40 PM
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How dare he smell the customer's pizza.
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LinkPizza
12/19/17 2:07:33 PM
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Veedrock- posted...
How dare he smell the customer's pizza.

Just the box. Not the pizza.
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bulbinking
12/19/17 3:01:33 PM
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LeningradCowboy posted...
They regularly come in contact with yeast.


I almost puked a little thinking about all the nasty stuff ladydoctors have to see on a daily basis.
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Super_Thug44
12/19/17 5:01:14 PM
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bulbinking posted...
LeningradCowboy posted...
They regularly come in contact with yeast.


I almost puked a little thinking about all the nasty stuff ladydoctors have to see on a daily basis.


it's pretty gross. usually the patients are clean in the outpatient setting but when you get to the hospital you see all kinds of bacterial vaginosis and trich and yeast infections (mmm cottage cheese vaginal discharge)
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adjl
12/19/17 5:19:13 PM
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I'm reminded of the story of a woman who went to emergency because of vaginal pain, and when they examined her the doctor almost passed out from the stench. The woman had miscarried without knowing it a couple weeks prior, and the lost fetus had decomposed into black ooze.

I'm probably getting some details wrong because I can't find the original story and it's been a while, but it didn't exactly sound pleasant.
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Golden Road
12/19/17 5:50:27 PM
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The lesson here: ignore customer requests.
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LeningradCowboy
12/19/17 6:21:52 PM
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adjl posted...
I'm reminded of the story of a woman who went to emergency because of vaginal pain, and when they examined her the doctor almost passed out from the stench. The woman had miscarried without knowing it a couple weeks prior, and the lost fetus had decomposed into black ooze.

I'm probably getting some details wrong because I can't find the original story and it's been a while, but it didn't exactly sound pleasant.


Good grief.
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Firewood18
12/19/17 7:02:05 PM
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Didn't expect this topic to be such a gag.

yeah I'm a dad
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Muscles
12/19/17 7:04:00 PM
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Golden Road posted...
The lesson here: ignore customer requests.

No, just be super PC
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Zeus
12/19/17 7:13:38 PM
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Muscles posted...
Golden Road posted...
The lesson here: ignore customer requests.

No, just be super PC


Yeah, common sense would indicate that you shouldn't make a joke like that in a work setting. Granted, these places have a lot of washouts working there.
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Muscles
12/19/17 8:13:16 PM
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Zeus posted...
Muscles posted...
Golden Road posted...
The lesson here: ignore customer requests.

No, just be super PC


Yeah, common sense would indicate that you shouldn't make a joke like that in a work setting. Granted, these places have a lot of washouts working there.

I'd make that joke in a work setting, just not to a customer
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BADoglick
12/19/17 9:39:41 PM
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Yeah people have this notion that it would be awesome to be a gyno. I wouldn't want to for the same reason I never wanted to work at the movies or amusement park growing up. You ruin a good thing with the awful side of it
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Firewood18
12/19/17 9:55:54 PM
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Same reason to not work in the food industry.
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LinkPizza
12/19/17 10:11:50 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
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Same reason to not work in the food industry.

I didn't mind the food industry as a high schooler.
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HellHole_
12/19/17 10:13:28 PM
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i want pizza now
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LinkPizza
12/19/17 10:15:40 PM
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HellHole_ posted...
i want pizza now

I always want pizza.
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Melon_Master
12/19/17 10:31:36 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
HellHole_ posted...
i want pizza now

I always want pizza.

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SkynyrdRocker
12/19/17 10:37:29 PM
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HellHole_ posted...
i want pizza now

You know what you have to do
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mastermix3000
12/20/17 10:32:03 AM
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This thread makes vaginas look bad
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Renraku_San
12/20/17 11:36:50 AM
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Firewood18 posted...
they both can smell the box but can't eat it

A Pizza Hut worker was fired because of writing this on the inside of a pizza box after a customer requested a joke on an online order.


Why would anyone eat the pizza box?
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JebronLames
12/20/17 11:59:53 AM
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LeningradCowboy posted...
They regularly come in contact with yeast.

yeah i can imagine some gynos get "tired of looking at it all day". I also read this story on yahoo, the woman is a piece of shit and most of the yahoo commenters agreed, she posted this on social media and a lot of people on social media bashed her for it and iirc she took it down. But of course she defended what she did. She or her kids were the ones that asked for a joke in their pizza box, apparently this is a thing now.
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Sherm128
12/20/17 3:15:05 PM
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People will get offended over anything nowadays smh

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JebronLames
12/20/17 3:26:25 PM
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the pizza person was a woman? Anyways the family requested the joke
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HellHole_
12/20/17 4:32:46 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
HellHole_ posted...
i want pizza now

You know what you have to do

i already did that
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LinkPizza
12/20/17 5:24:50 PM
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Renraku_San posted...
Firewood18 posted...
they both can smell the box but can't eat it

A Pizza Hut worker was fired because of writing this on the inside of a pizza box after a customer requested a joke on an online order.


Why would anyone eat the pizza box?

I believe the actual joke never mentioned the box.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/12/19/17/47755D0500000578-0-image-m-47_1513703768764.jpg
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