Poll of the Day > This 21 y/o Texas Girl fell in love with a 64 y/o VENTRILOQUIST!!!

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21 y/o Minx, Alexandria Gayton-Guttierrez from Texas fell in love with 64 y/o Jonathan Geffner..who works as a VENTRILIQUIST as they bonded over their love for unknown celebrity, Harpo Marx!!

They met online when she was 19 before meeting in person when she turned 20...and her parents are OVER THE MOON over their relationship!!

Divorcee onathan flew 3 hours from NYC to Texas for the first date and brought his youngest 16 y/o daughter, Sabrina and he met her parents who are 62 and 54, both younger than him..

They've been in a long distance relationship travelling back and forth and strangers confuse them as father and daughter

They met on a Harpo Marx facebook page when they added each other as friends and then began chit chatting about the comedian and his brothers, Harpo, Chico, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo as well as jazz music..

Jonathan then got personal and talked about how "beautiful" Alexandria was and within a few weeks they spoke to each other everyday..then finally Alexandria said how "attractive" he was and that she really liked him.

He didn't believe her at first as he said he was too old for her and couldn't believe a girl like her could fall for a guy like him...but she made his fantasies real and then they finally fell in love. He said "it would be a mistake to be with you but it would be an even bigger mistake not to pursue a relationship with you"

They shared their first kiss in an animal sanctuary and now Alexandria is hoping to transfer to a college in New York so she can live with Jonathan..and they have to thank Harpo Marx for bringing them together.

Do you know who Harpo Marx is?

Alexandria and Jonathan - Stranger Things

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Well, it's a bit weird, but I suppose it's nice that they found each other. I guess the moral of this story is it never hurts to hit on women young enough to be your granddaughter?
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Full Throttle posted...

Harpo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnTqkTT_3nE
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Not surprised, he sticks his whole fist in and makes her sing.
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Darth_CiD posted...

Not surprised, he sticks his whole fist in and makes her sing.

/topic
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While this topic is already over, I'll just add it's nice. She looks older than 20 and he looks young at heart. He's gonna die way before her though.
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No idea who Harpo Marx is but that's irrelevant. All I see here is a story on two people who are in love. Hardly noteworthy.

Zeus posted...

Well, it's a bit weird, but I suppose it's nice that they found each other. I guess the moral of this story is it never hurts to hit on women young enough to be your granddaughter?

Hopefully they have Daddy issues. Right?
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wwinterj25 posted...

Hopefully they have Daddy issues. Right?

granddaddy issues

Why are gerontophiles generally on the lower end of the attractiveness scale?
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It saddens me when nobody knows who the Marx Brothers are.

I know a couple like that except he's a poet. Very cool people.

The Marx bros kick the Stooges slappy stick ass.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

It saddens me when nobody knows who the Marx Brothers are.

They invented airplanes
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