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Solar_Crimson 12/13/17 1:48:14 PM #1: |
https://i.redd.it/9ev7puvhme301.jpg
She's asking for all of this, but I wonder what she looks like and has to offer? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Loghain 12/13/17 1:49:21 PM #2: |
Just the gym bit
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metralo 12/13/17 1:49:40 PM #3: |
Solar_Crimson posted...
but I wonder what she looks like and has to offer? probably similar to the incel neckbeards on CE who have the same unrealistic standards --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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K181 12/13/17 1:50:43 PM #4: |
I'd need to see her picture before I really cared about her interests in men.
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Freddie_Mercury 12/13/17 1:51:19 PM #5: |
everything but baggage
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Questionmarktarius 12/13/17 1:51:20 PM #6: |
House and no cats.
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DoGCyN 12/13/17 1:53:21 PM #7: |
None.
Sounds more like she meets none of my standards though lololololol --- --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AngelicTouch99 12/13/17 2:00:26 PM #8: |
Sounds fake. Or shes some IG "model " with ass and lip injections
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Villain 12/13/17 2:01:50 PM #9: |
I feel like this list was crafted by an incel who believes this is the standard most women hold.
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Coffeebeanz 12/13/17 2:02:01 PM #10: |
No pharmacists lmao
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Balrog0 12/13/17 2:02:31 PM #11: |
Villain posted...
I feel like this list was crafted by an incel who believes this is the standard most women hold. indeed --- He would make his mark, if not on this tree, then on that wall; if not with teeth and claws, then with penknife and razor. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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averagejoel 12/13/17 2:04:53 PM #13: |
Villain posted...
I feel like this list was crafted by an incel who believes this is the standard most women hold. yeah he probably got it from r/incel --- peanut butter and dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/13/17 2:05:06 PM #14: |
Fake as fuck
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Blitz4532 12/13/17 2:05:34 PM #15: |
Ones I don't meet are:
Car (I love my cars and NO bitch is making me give them up) Games (I'm on a fucking gaming board) Body fat (mine's around 18% IIRC at the moment, I'm fairly outta shape) Wage (I'm currently on around a comfortable $50k) Cats (NOBODY messes with my Max) Joke's on her though; I don't fit her standards but fit someone elses. While she's out looking for the perfect mark to be a gold digger for, I'll still be happily married. I get the distinct impression though that any guy that fits her categories is going to find someone better, who isn't just a gold digger. Edit: also the job thing. --- I am the Stig "Or I could just, you know, drive the f***ing car." - TUSMEnterprises ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krojen 12/13/17 2:06:45 PM #16: |
"Her" diet standards are meeting protein and calorie goals. So anyone that isn't starving (or possibly overeating?) meets this one.
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Turbam 12/13/17 2:07:25 PM #17: |
no baggage but you can be an orphan?
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Coolppl Owns 12/13/17 2:09:23 PM #18: |
let's see her stats before we judge.
they are high standards but if she's a successful professional that makes bank and is hot as fuck this all doesnt seem so unreasonable after all --- _.-=/Got Coolppl?\=-._ =-._\Got Coolppl?/_.-= ... Copied to Clipboard!
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L0Z 12/13/17 2:09:27 PM #19: |
The human race is about to go extinct if every girl has these standards
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Master_Bass 12/13/17 2:10:03 PM #20: |
Sounds like she's too fiscally irresponsible for me to care about among other issues. No, I don't meet many of her requirements either.
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Solar_Crimson 12/13/17 2:12:14 PM #21: |
averagejoel posted...
Villain posted...I feel like this list was crafted by an incel who believes this is the standard most women hold. Apparently, the original OP found in on Tunblr with the tag #killallmen. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HeyPuff 12/13/17 2:13:21 PM #22: |
At least I dont have to worry about my tiny dick!
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pinky0926 12/13/17 2:13:24 PM #23: |
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HypnoCoosh 12/13/17 2:14:08 PM #24: |
The giveaway is a 35k car min and a min 85k salary.
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EyeWontBeFooled 12/13/17 2:15:05 PM #25: |
Had me until
...must have healthy family relationship, or an orphan....NO BAGGAGE Yeah, orphans never have baggage. --- Welcome to the Brave New World of 1984! Current temp: Fahrenheit 451 It's never a bad day, and always a good night, so BE HAPPY and enjoy your stay! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 12/13/17 2:16:50 PM #26: |
Shoes, clothes, house, no cats.
But two of those are on the technicality that I actually wear even cheaper brands than listed, lol. I wouldn't be interested anyway. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sylverlolol 12/13/17 2:16:54 PM #27: |
averagejoel posted...
Villain posted...I feel like this list was crafted by an incel who believes this is the standard most women hold. my guess too --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 12/13/17 2:20:01 PM #28: |
No cats, that's it.
She sounds like a very unpleasant person that I would not want to be with though. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Awesome 12/13/17 2:21:50 PM #29: |
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eston 12/13/17 2:22:14 PM #30: |
Sounds lonely
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HypnoCoosh 12/13/17 2:22:15 PM #31: |
Also wtf is wrong with new balance?
Best running shoes I own are NB. --- We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C.S. Lewis ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 12/13/17 2:22:54 PM #32: |
No. How many people are doctors and lawyers?
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Kanaya413 12/13/17 2:22:58 PM #33: |
She doesn't like video games or cats, she can fuck right off
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averagejoel 12/13/17 2:23:55 PM #34: |
Solar_Crimson posted...
averagejoel posted...Villain posted...I feel like this list was crafted by an incel who believes this is the standard most women hold. so what you're saying is that you did get it from r/incel? --- peanut butter and dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 12/13/17 2:24:10 PM #35: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
No pharmacists lmao This, I was shocked when I found out a friend who is the pharmacist at Walmart pulled in six figures. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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C7D 12/13/17 2:26:53 PM #36: |
6 to 8 depending on whether or not she counts the single pair of new balance and the single Van Heusen dress shirt in the back of my closet. Both of which are never worn. I wouldnt really care though. Im in it for the long haul with my wife who would never have placed such high demands or I would have never stayed with her.
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Eevee-Trainer 12/13/17 2:26:55 PM #37: |
eston posted...
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Sativa_Rose 12/13/17 2:27:06 PM #38: |
Faker than fake.
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Solar_Crimson 12/13/17 2:28:18 PM #39: |
averagejoel posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...averagejoel posted...Villain posted...I feel like this list was crafted by an incel who believes this is the standard most women hold. r/ChoosingBeggars, actually. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 12/13/17 2:29:11 PM #40: |
Holy crap guys, you're not going to believe this but thanks to my Harvard degree in forensics I was able to deduce that this is probably fake.
Like wow I bet you couldn't tell. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Snake07 12/13/17 2:31:33 PM #41: |
Sounds like something a bitter dude wrote up
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--kresnik-- 12/13/17 2:32:44 PM #42: |
That was a joke, which was likely made by a dude.
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Muffinz0rz 12/13/17 2:32:59 PM #43: |
Also what the fuck is wrong with Honda, my car is awesome
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thelovefist 12/13/17 2:34:11 PM #44: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Fake as fuck --- N/A ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Deadpool_18 12/13/17 2:35:39 PM #46: |
She sounds like your common variety whore who thinks she deserves well above her fitting reality.
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masticatingman 12/13/17 2:39:40 PM #47: |
- 6'2 cutoff is absurd unless she lives in a country like Germany or the Netherlands
- No family baggage = funny when most dating sites are full of single moms asking you to accept their kids or move on - Working out every single day is insane for a lot of muscle plans - 5 days a week would make much more sense - A lot of other points are just judgmental and pointless to comment on...like the job expectations - seriously? What's wrong with computer programmers? And yeah, I know this is probably a gimmick. But honestly, it's only slightly exaggerated from some stuff I've seen. The video game stuff rang pretty true. --- I am I - you are you. These are irrefutable truths. Possibly. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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winstonthewhite 12/13/17 2:40:08 PM #48: |
Villain posted...
I feel like this list was crafted by an incel who believes this is the standard most women hold. This seems likely Also I hate that I know what a fucking incel is. I was unaware of the term until a few weeks ago when someone linked that reddit page. What a mess --- -WtW- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blitz4532 12/13/17 3:06:08 PM #49: |
To everyone saying it's fake; most of us know this. It's still fun to grab a stick and beat a dead horse now and again though.
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Caution998 12/13/17 3:08:22 PM #50: |
She judges men based on the brand of shoes they're wearing? Yeah, not my kind of girl.
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prettyprincess 12/13/17 3:09:26 PM #51: |
"or an orphan" at least got me laughing, solid finish
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