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[Yo, author of "CYOA: You are a Slime in a generic JRPG" here with a new CYOA. Hope you guys enjoy.
First vote that reaches 3 wins, unless more people start voting then I'll change it to a bigger number or something. Write-ins and simultaneous choices are welcome as long as they make sense.]

"I'm home," you say while closing the door behind you as you lay your backpack against the wall.

"PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH, MORTALS!" a blood-curdling voice erupts from the couch up ahead. It came from a buff, red-skinned man with horns. His face is tense and focused on the TV as he rapidly pushes various buttons on the PS4 controller in his hands. "TODAY YOU SHALL KNOW TRUE FEAR--"

The screen flashes "ROUND LOST" in giant, flashing letters.

"FUCK," the man screams as he throws the controller on the couch. Actual flames start coming out of his mouth as he grits his teeth, then looks to your direction and smiles, subsiding the flames and revealing his sharp yellow fangs. "Oh, hey man. Did you get the pizza?" he says while picking up the controller again.

You walk over to him, kicking over some trashbags to clear the way. "Sorry, Bub, I forgot," you say solemnly as you take a seat next to him. "Just wanted to get home as soon as possible," you say while opening the mini-fridge next to the couch and opening a can of soda. As you drink, you reminisce over how you and the Demon Lord Beelzebub (Bub as you both agreed on) first met, but your musings are quickly interrupted by Bub holding a controller in your face.

"Just forget about today by playing some games, man!" says Bub with glee.

You lower his hand away from your face and look over to him with a forced smile. "It's been a long day. I have a lot of work to finish for College, I just got rejected by Lily, and--"

Bub puts the controller against your mouth. "Whoa, too much man. Wait--" his eyebrows tense up and flames start coming out of his eyes, "Lily rejected you?!" He stands up and bares his black claws. "I shall devour her soul at once," he says with a really low voice.

You stand up and sit Bub down. "Chill, bro. She didn't, like, say it to my face." You look down. "Just kinda found out that she's got a boyfriend."

Bub stands up again, fuming with even bigger flames from his mouth. "I shall devour the souls of both her and her mate."

You hold the cold can of soda against his neck, which causes him to flinch a little. "Knock it off, will you."

Bub sits back down and holds his controller. "Ah, fuck her. You could do much better, anyway." He grins. "Hell, I could hook you up with some hot Demon babes. Or the human babes that my friends know." He presses more buttons on the controller. "Or you could forget about all that for now and just play some games. Y'know, chillax, as you humans say."

You sit down and continue drinking your soda. "I don't know..."

A) Inquire about the hot Demon babes
B) Inquire about the human babes
C) Play some games
D) Do your homework
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Wariodorf posted...

A

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A.
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A) Inquire about the hot Demon babes

"Tell me more about the Demon girls," you say while finishing the last of your soda and leaving the can on the table in front of you.

Bub turns his head to you wearing a shit-eating grin. "Glad you asked!" He takes out his smartphone from his hoodie pockets and starts texting someone. After a few seconds, a hole rips through the fabric of space just in front of the mini-fridge. Bub stands up and walks over to it, motioning his hands to follow you.

You stand up, but hesistate to move. "I don't know, Bub. Last time I went through your portals, I was stuck in the middle of Canada."

Bub rolls his eyes. "Stop being lame and jump in. Besides, our destination is like, a few miles away."

You look to the side. "The Pacific Ocean is a few miles awa--"

Bub grabs you by the neck and throws you into the portal. He walks through shortly after.

Your vision is filled with a series of colors, overwhelming you until it finally recedes into something that looks more like a carpeted floor. You hear Bub emerging behind you as well as the sound of the portal closing.

He grabs you by your shirt and stands you straight up.

In front of you sits a young, horned lady who is morbidly frozen at the sight of you two. Her glasses slide off her face and unto the table in fron of her. She picks them up and cleans them with the sleeve of her oversized sweater, then parts the sides of her black hair to put her glasses back on. "Jeez, m'lord. I didn't think 'I'm coming over now' actually meant NOW," she says with a hint of irritation, then looks you up and down. "Is this the guy?"

Bub pats your back. "Yeah. Can you believe it? He's already in college and still hasn't had a girlfriend!" he says mockingly, much to your dismay.

The lady closes the textbook in front of her, adjusts her glasses, glances at you, then glares back at Bub. "He seems...great, and all, but I don't really have time for guys right now." She reaches into a backpack under the table and brings out more books, laying them on the table. "Kinda have a lot of college work."

Bub pushes you forward, stumbling you closer to her. "Hey, what a coincidence, so does he! Maybe you guys can help each other out!"

You stare at each other awkwardly; her irritated face makes you a little nervous, and you put your hand behind your back. "Uh, what do you major in?"

She opens her textbook while still keeping dreadful eye contact with you. "Nothing yet. Just knocking my pre-reqs out of the way."

You slouch and look to the side. "Oh. Me too."

She leans over, glaring again at Bub. "He's got the personality of a pile of bricks."

Bub facepalms, then raises his hands, levitating both you and the lady out the door and shutting it closed, leaving you both at her apartment hallway. "You both need to stop stressing and take a break!"

She gets up and sighs, then pounds on the door. "At least hand me my pants and shoes!"

Still slumped on the ground, you look up and notice that under her oversized sweater is nothing but her underwear, though its too dark to see any other details.

Bub's hand emerges from the door holding a pair of jeans and sneakers.

She swipes them then puts them on, then looks down to you. "You gonna stay there?"

You quickly get up and pat yourself.

She grabs you by the wrist forcefully and starts heading out the main door, dragging you along. "Guess you got yourself a date. Where do you wanna go?"

A) Cafe
B) Movies
C) Arcade
D) Restaurant
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D.
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B
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C
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B
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Bump
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anyone else?
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bump
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Nul, breaker of worlds?
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C
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<I decided to push through with what has votes, Im honestly a dumbdumb for not thinking I had that option whoops>

BC) Movies and the Arcade

"Uh..." you struggle to think of something as she drags you along. "H-how about the movies?" you stammer while grinning awkwardly.

She doesn't look back at you and continues to the door. "Movies? Sure, why not." She snaps her fingers, then turns the doorknob of the door.

The door opens to the hallway of the movie theatres. It closes behind you both, revealing a sign that indicates you just came from a unisex bathroom.

You're a little surprised, but Bub's shenanigans have desensitized you to the extraordinary. You look around and notice that the hallway is filled with the auditorium doors--you could easily enter any of the auditoriums that are showing the movies. In other words, "Did we just skip the ticket line? Isn't this kind of illegal?" you say while raising a concerned eyebrow.

She heads to one of the nearby auditorium doors, still keeping a firm hold on your wrist. "Yeah, for humans, I guess. Would you rather have paid for it?

You think about the contents of your mostly empty wallet. Fair enough.

The door has a sign right above it displaying the movie being shown inside: "Murder Understanderers, 5:30PM."

You've never heard of this movie.

Your horned companion doesn't seem to care; she keeps her bored face on. "Perfect. I'm too lazy to look at what's showing and this happens to be starting just 10 minutes from now," she says as she drags you inside.

It's dim inside, but you can tell that there's no one in here. Not a single one of the numerous seats in this room is taken.

"Just so you know, we're not making out on the first date," she says as she tosses you into a seat, then takes a seat to the left of you. She finally looks at you. "I'm Valerie, by the way," she says while extending a hand for you to shake.

"I'm not shaking that," you say while hovering your hand in the air.

"Nice to meet you, 'Not Shaking That,'" she says while playfully smiling--not too much that it's sickeningly blinding, but enough that her tired eyes complement her smile. "Don't worry, this isn't a pact or a secret contract. I'd need your blood for that."

You look at her with some scepticism, then decide to loosen up and shake her hand. "Walker," you say.

Her eyes droop in disappointment. "Walker. That's the best your parents could come up with? I think I prefered 'Not Shaking That," she says while turning back to the movie screen. "Could you do me a favor, Walky-sweetie, and look up what this movie's about so I don't have to watch it?" she says with an annoying tone of voice that you'd hear from a younger sibling that's trying to ask for money.

Of course, you're not one to defy this woman, so you whip out your smartphone and look it up.

{ MURDER UNDERSTANDERERS: In a world where crime is so common it's almost legal, two detectives with psychic powers solve impossibly mysterious cases by reading the minds of suspects. With their powers, they form the dynamic duo that is the Murder Understanders. This is not a show about them. This is a show about two other people with psychic powers that work only on the Murder Understanders. This is a show about understanding the Murder Understanders--the Murder Understanderers. }

Upon reading out the last word, you look and see that Valerie already has her eyes closed and her body slumped on the chair. "This...this is a date, right?" you ask her.

She partially opens one eye to look at you. "Sure, why not."
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You look down and to the side. Sorry. I guess Im not exactly a fun person.

She closes her eye again. Pity wont get you laid, sweetie.

Sorry, you say again meekly.

Her eyes burst open and she frowns at you. Nevermind, pitys gonna get you laid. To rest. If you wanna be a fun person, then nows a damn good time to try.

You look to the other side. O-okay. Do you wanna go somewhere else then? Maybe the arcades?

She stands up and grabs your wrist again, pulling you out of your seat. Fuck yes, she says with some excitement, but not enough to overshadow her tiredness. She drags you towards the doors, snapping her fingers as she approaches it.

The doors open to a dimly-lit room filled with flashing multi-colored lights. Some lights flash over the numerous arcade cabinets that line the wall, as well as the people playing them. The doors close behind you, revealing them to be a set of employee-only doors. Luckily, no one saw you guys.

Valerie lets go of your wrist and crosses her arms as she looks at you with a smug face. Alright, prince charming. As your first test, why dont you get me a plushie, she says while pointing her eyes towards a crane machine.

You look at the machine, then back at her. You...want a plushie? You dont seem like the type.

She pouts, then looks away. What. Im not allowed to want cute things? Her eyes glance at you, still with her face turned away. Go get the plushie already!

You dont dare defy her, and quickly stumble over to the crane machine. Inside it is a plethora of stuffed animals large enough to wrap your arms in. One of them particularly stands out--an orange stuffed fox sits alone among the crowd. You rummage through your pockets and find a couple of quarters, then insert one.

So, howd a human like you become buddies with the Demon Lord? she asks as she watches the crane-arm move towards the right, away from its starting position.

You push the button, letting the arm descend. Tried summoning a demon for fun. One thing led to another and-- the arm caresses a stuffed bunny, but clutches at nothing but air. --now my souls in danger if I dont get laid by the end of the year, you say dejectedly while your ears pick up on the whirring of the empty-handed arm returning to its place.

Her eyes droop once again in disappointment. You made a deal with the Demon Lord. A really stupid one, at that.

You put in another quarter. He ticked me off, okay? You say while pushing the button and looking at Valerie. Said not a chance in Hell Id get any action, so I said Id take that chance.

She rolls her eyes. Boys.

You look back to the machine, only to realize you werent paying attention and pushed the button already, letting the arm down. What about you? Why are you going to college and living a human life?

She does some stretches with her arms. Better than being stuck in Hell all day. Its boring as...well, she flashes a playful but lazy grin, its boring as Hell down there, she says while wagging some finger pistols at you.

You return the dead look she gave you a few minutes ago, only to be startled at sudden fanfare blaring from the machine. Both of you look over and see flashing lights, indicating that you won a plushie. You reach inside and pull out a stuffed fox. You look back to Valerie, whos standing wide-eyed at your accomplishment, then hand the fox to her with a smile.

She stares at the plushie, then holds it tightly, burying the lower half of her face in it. She then peeks out from the foxs head and looks at you meekly with her disoriented glasses. You pass. I guess I can hook you up, she says while turning back towards the employee-only doors.
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You follow behind her while raising a confused eyebrow. Wait, I thought this was supposed to be about me being hooked up with you.

She snaps then opens the doors. Sorry sweetie, but youre not my type, she says as she grabs your wrist. But I might change my mind some time. She then throws you through the doors, landing you back in her apartment room. She walks in and closes the door behind her.

On the couch is Bub watching videos on his phone. He looks up and waves at you two. Oh hey! Howd it go?

Valerie walks back to the chair she sat on at the beginning and sets the fox on the table. A little lame, but at least hes not a creep. She lays her head on her hand. Ill hook him up like you asked, she says lethargically while pulling out her smartphone.

Bub stands up, then walks next to you, putting an arm around you. Great! Keep me updated!

Valerie gives him a thumbs up, then lays her head on the table to take a nap.

He then opens the door and walks out, bringing you along.

You get his arm off you. No portal this time?

He puts his arm back on you, bringing you closer. Truth is, I gotta lay low right now. You know how it is. He looks left and right cautiously, even though you guys are in a hallway and only walls are on your sides. Lotsa Demons wanna assassinate me and take the throne.

You look to the sides as well to see if theres anything wrong, besides the walls. Thats great and all, but can I please get home? Its been a long day.

Bub pats you on the back. Sorry buddy. Cant risk it. Why dont you go find us a ride home?

Cant we ask Valerie?

He starts walking faster towards the buildings entrance. Definitely cant risk that. Dont ever wake Val up. She becomes the true destroyer of worlds.

You roll your eyes.

A) Go ask Valerie anyway (Risk level: ???)
B) Call an Uber (Risk level: Low, Will use all the money on you)
C) Walk home (Risk level: High)
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A

Lmao at the dad joke
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C
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A

C
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bump

A) Go ask Valerie anyway
You start walking back to Valerie's door, much to Bubs dismay.

Bub dashes in front of you, blocking your path. Alright alright, well ask her, but leave the talking to me. He tugs the collar of his hoodie. She's like a different person when she just wakes up.

The two of you stand in front of her door.

Bub gently knocks on it. No response. He knocks a little louder; his hand trembling as he attempts to increase the volume.

You hover behind Bub as he knocks. So...youre actually being serious? The Destroyer of Worlds is seriously afraid of his underling? you say with a smug grin.

Bub turns to face you with widened eyes. She was once my superior.

You could have sworn you just heard the sound of a nail dropping as he says that, but in actuality youre just frozen in shock.

Suddenly, your surroundings are dyed with an ominous red hue, and you can see fire seeping from under Valeries door.

Bub hides behind you, which isnt very effective considering that hes about a foot taller than you are.

The flames subside, and the door slowly creaks open, revealing a pissed-off Valerie glaring at you while still laying her head on the table.

She taps the table with her long nails. Im. Napping. Thfuck you want? she says with a hoarse and tired voice.

Bub puts a hand behind his head and grins awkwardly, still hiding behind you. Yeah uh...I sensed something that wants to behead me, or an Angel or some shit. Same thing, really. he laughs nervously. Could you get us home.

Valerie blinks a few times, then abruptly sits upright. Oh, fuck. Right. She pushes the horn on her head, retracting it back and concealing it. Yeah, shit, uh, an Angel moved in next door. I think shes almost home.

Upon saying that, you hear the building entrance door open up. Footsteps sounding through the hallway gradually get louder; they sound like the pattering of flip-flops.

Bub, in a panic, bulldozes you aside and jumps inside Valeries room, slamming the door behind him and hiding behind her couch.

You get up and pat yourself. Bro, what the hell!

Bubs muffled voice sounds through the door. Im not here!
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You roll your eyes, only for them to lock onto a short, young lady standing in front of the door next to Valeries. Your eyes wander to the pink tee that hugs her slim frame snugly, complemented by a pair of denim shorts. You quickly dart your vision to somewhere less creepy. They land on the bag of groceries shes carrying in her hand.

She looks at you with curiosity. Ah! she says with sudden realization, then drops her bag to extend her hand towards you for a handshake. You must be the tenant next door! She gives a very big smile. Im Lucy, nice to meet you!

You stare at her hand, then give her a high-five thanks to your inability to process social cues, leaving her confused. Right. Uh you cough nervously. Im Walker, and I dont actually live here. You point to Valeries door.
I know the tenant next door, though.

She pulls her hand back and grabs her bag again, then raises an eyebrow at you. What are you standing around here for, then?

You look to the side. Thats...not important. Lets just say Im stuck here until I can find a ride home.

She looks at you with excited eyes. I can drive you home!

You look at her, unsure of how to react. I dont know...do you really want to be in the same car as someone you just met?

Just then, you see a translucent, faintly glowing ring form atop Lucys blonde hair. Guess she really is an Angel, then; though she sure doesnt dress like one.

She claps her hands together while smiling. Consider it my good deed for the day! She has another sudden realization, then looks at her groceries. Oh, but let me get this inside and freshen up a little, she says while putting her keys in her door then opening it. She smiles, waves you a small goodbye, then walks inside and closes the door.

You knock on Valeries door.

The door creaks slightly, and out peeks Valerie. Is she gone? she whispers.

You look at Lucys door, then back to Valerie. No, but tell Bub Im ditching him for tonight, you whisper. With that, you hear loud footsteps pattering inside her room, then all you see through the creak of the door is Valerie being shoved aside by Bub.

His eyes are tearing up, but in a cartoonish way. Dont do this to me bro, he pleads.

You give him a smug look. You can just portal home once Lucys gone, right?

He tries to give you the puppy-look, but you immediately shut the door as you hear Lucys coming out.

Her attire didnt change, besides the white beanie on her head thats masking the halo you saw. She locks her door, then twirls her keys while looking at you. Alright, shall we?

You follow her out the apartment, to the small, tattered parking lot behind the building. Not a whole lot of cars are parked here. You both stand in front of a white compact car.

Lucy unlocks the car with the remote on her car keys and you both get in. She pulls out her phone, opening the map app. So, where to?

A) Simply tell her your home address
B) [Confidence + 3] Ask if she wants to hang out for a bit
C) [Confidence + 10] Ask her on a date right now (Will use all your money on hand)
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Wariodorf posted...

B

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B

This seems great. Reminds me of the ( unfortunately short lived) Devil Is A Part Timer anime lol
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B
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Up
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B
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B

B) Ask to just hang out

You open your mouth to tell her your address, but pause to think for a moment. This is an opportunity. While you may not be the most confident individual, especially around girls, you're gonna have to start putting yourself out there if you wanna keep your soul. Plus, you genuinely think that Lucy is a sweet gal.

You look to the side. Eye contact is not your strong point. Actually, uh...Im not in any hurry to go home yet. Do you wanna hang out for a bit?

For a brief moment, she flashes you an unnerving smile. You blink a few times and see that she that she's just smiling at you like normal. You chalk it up to just seeing things.

She puts her phone away and starts up the car. Id be glad to! she says with glee as she backs up and gets into the main road.

Did you already have a place in mind? you ask.

She keeps her gaze on the road. Not really. I figured we'd just drive around town until we get somewhere interesting.

A bit of silence ensues as rows of small buildings pass you by. You don't go out often, so you never noticed how small this town actually is.

You figure youd break the ice. So uh, Lucy.

Hm? she says as she makes a turn.

You're at a loss as to what to talk about.

She glances at you, then back to the road while giggling. I don't bite! You don't have to be nervous around me.

Oh, it isn't you, it's just you slouch on the seat. Im very awkward.

She clicks her tongue. Yeah, no shit, she says with a deeper, snide tone of voice.

You do a double take and look at her again.

She smiles nervously. Ahaha...what's wrong? she says with her usual giddy voice, though it's a little shaky this time. R-right! Awkward huh? Me too!

You shrug off her odd behavior and continue the conversation. You don't seem that awkward. I can barely talk to women.

I fucking knew he was a virgin, she faintly mutters.

You do a triple take and wonder where that voice came from. You look back to Lucy, whos grinning awkwardly.

A bead of sweat rolls off her cheek. D-dont worry! I don't have any guy friends anyhow! she says with an even shakier voice. You're the first!

You start to get a little uncomfortable, but you're not sure why. You continue the conversation anyway. You really don't have any guy friends?

God, wish I did. I could really use some dick right now, she mutters.

You do a quadruple take. That definitely had to be Lucy, somehow. You look back at her with a raised eyebrow. Uh...Lucy? Are you okay?

Her composure breaks as her grin and her eyes widen. Okay?! Yeah! Totally! Totes McGoats, dude! One hundred percent--

She slams on the breaks from a car doing a sudden turn in front of her. You're both safe, but the abrupt stop leaves you both in shock. Lucy's beanie has also fallen off, revealing her halo to be glowing black.

She flashes an unnerving smile--the same one you thought you saw before the drive. Fangs emerge from her mouth.

The adrenaline from almost dying to a car, alongside this sudden change in Lucy has your heart pumping faster than you go through Kleenex boxes at night. You're not sure if it's fear or lust that you're feeling. Probably both. Flust. Lear? Flearst? You don't really have time to think about it.

Lucy accelerates the car again, this time driving faster than she was just a few moments ago. She looks at you without a care of the road, licking her lips in anticipation. Fuck. Okay. You got me. Ta-da. She glares at you. You can see my halo, can't you?

You try to speak, but the words wont come out, so you simply nod.

She looks back to the road. Figures. I smelled Demons on you. Alright, so lemme cut you a deal, mkay?

You nod again, but she can't see that, so you let out a muffled Mmhm.
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She glances at you with a serious face. Long story short, you're looking at a Fallen Angel, but not really. Don't ask what happened. I need to, like, grant someone's life-changing wish or something, and I'll be able to go back to Heaven. Got all that?

You're able to form words again, so you give her an incoherent Y-yeah.

Glad to know your ears work. So, Walter--

Walker.

Yeah whatever. Walker, you got a wish? Remember, it's gotta be life-changing. But nothing too big; I'm lazy as shit.

A) Tell her your bet with Bub; ask to do it with her
B) Tell her about the bet; ask for help
C) Dont tell her the bet; ask for money or something
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A.

Saving your soul is 100% life-changing. We must bang this angel that fell from heaven.
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A.
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A

B.
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B
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C!

C!!

c
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A
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A
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A) Yeeee boiiiii

You pause for a bit and ponder over what you could possibly ask for. You immediately think about your current situation. My wish...is...well, I need to get laid.

Unfazed, Lucy keeps driving. Ah. Wow. Oh my. I never would have guessed, etc, she says monotonously, then puts a finger on her chin. I mean, losing your virginity could be life-changing, but I dont know if Heaven will accept it.

About that, you twiddle your thumbs, Its to keep my soul. Kinda made a deal with a Demon.

Lucy stops at a light, just as she pauses to think about what you just said, then looks at you with dismay. You made a bet. With a Demon. About losing your virginity. She floors the gas in frustration once the light turned green. Maybe your life-changing wish should be to get a brain.

You frown a little, but knew that you didnt have the right to. Look, isnt this perfect? You wanted an easy job. Here it is!

She smirks. Pfft. You? Getting laid? Theres a reason that Demon thought your virginity was worthy for a deal.

No, I mean, wouldnt all you have to-- you stop yourself before you say something stupid, but something in you is giving you more unexpected courage. The image of a masculine figure with a sharp jawline drifts in your head--your inner Chad. All youd have to do is do it with me, right? You cover your mouth the moment you finished that sentence. Holy shit, you actually said it.

Lucy keeps a straight face and remains silent. She pulls the car over to the side and slows it to a stop. Immediately, steam comes out of her ears as her face turns red and her halo turns back to a faint gold. She buries her face in her hands. W-w-what are you saying?! she says with a muffled voice.

You raise an eyebrow. This wasnt the reaction you were expecting from someone as rowdy as her. For some reason, her reserved demeanor is really bringing out your inner Chad. Im talking about sex, Lucy.

Her halo turns black again as she faces you with a glare. Yeah, no shit! Her halo turns gold again and she darts her eyes away from you, putting her hands back on the steering wheel. W-Walker, this was a great talk! But I think its getting late now, so why dont I get you home now? she says shakily.

You smirk at her reaction, but decide to agree with her. You look around and notice that her driving has led you guys near your apartment complex. Alright. My place is just down the block from here.

Lucy steps on the gas, then slows down to a more acceptable speed. She doesnt say anything. Neither do you. In fact, everything you just said has dawned on you, causing you to blush. You imagine your inner Chad giving you a thumbs up.

The silence continues until Lucy pulls into the parking lot near your place.

I can walk from here, you say while opening the door. Thanks a lot for the ride.
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Lucy quickly grabs your arm. W-wait! She looks away and pauses for a bit, then takes out some scrap paper and a pen from her compartment. She writes something on it, then firmly grasps it in her shaking hands as she looks at you nervously. Her halo turns black, and she shoves the paper in your face. Text me sometime, you asshole, she says frankly. Her halo turns gold again and she lets go of your arm, putting her hands back on the wheel.

You step out of the car and look at the piece of paper. Its Lucys number. The first number you have ever received from a girl. Besides your mom. Upon laying your gaze on it, you swear you could hear a choir singing triumphantly in the distance. You also hear your inner Chad saying Bro. Nice.

She makes eye contact with you briefly, then darts her eyes back to the logo on the steering wheel. I wasnt lying when I said that youre my first guy friend. she says with a faint smile. She leans over and reaches her hand towards the door on your side. She gazes at you from below, making her eyes look bigger. I want that to mean something. Not just s...sex, she says as she slams the door shut, then drives away.

You pull out your phone and call the number, just to make sure it works. It rings for a bit, and the line gets connected, only for it to get hung up in a split second. A few seconds after, your phone jingles. You look at it to see that Lucy sent you a message.

Well def bang tho, k? it says.

She texted while driving to send you that, you think to yourself. Shes gonna die before she gets back to Heaven.

You walk back to your apartment and open the door. Bubs already home playing more video games. You close the door behind you and approach the couch.

Bub keeps his eyes on the TV, but acknowledges your arrive. Sup dude, howd it go?

You hold out Lucys number in front of Bubs face while wearing a smug grin.

Bub pauses his game to look at you with a proud smile. Ooooohhh shit bro! Am I gonna lose this bet after all?

You stuff her number back in your pocket. I dunno. I never got this far.

Its still a good start, Bub says as he resumes his game. Oh yeah, Valerie texted. She says that shes got a friend thats both single and has free time. Shes inviting us both to do a double date. He pushes a button, and a series of explosions sound out from the TV. You in?

A) Accept it
B) Decline. Ask Lucy on a date tomorrow.
C) Decline. See if it can just be you and Valerie instead.
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Shit I dunno what to pick.

Uh ... B I guess.
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Fucking YOLO, can we embrace our inner Chad to do A AND B? Go on Bub's date AND try to schedule one with Lucy?
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If not, I vote A
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fire_bolt posted...

Fucking YOLO, can we embrace our inner Chad to do A AND B? Go on Bub's date AND try to schedule one with Lucy?

lol I had the same thought, wasn't sure if TC would allow it.

But if so, that'd be my vote.
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