Poll of the Day > You can either date a girl half your age, or three times your age

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TheWorstPoster
11/30/17 4:29:48 PM
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Who do you pick?
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SKARDAVNELNATE
11/30/17 4:30:11 PM
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You forgot the poll.
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darcandkharg31
11/30/17 4:31:34 PM
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Hmmm, jailbait or grandma. I'll just wait until i'm 36 so I don't go to jail.
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DarkKirby2500
11/30/17 4:33:00 PM
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1000+ year old loli.
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TheWorstPoster
11/30/17 4:34:23 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
You forgot the poll.


What poll?
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TheCyborgNinja
11/30/17 4:52:08 PM
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So my options are 16.5 (legal here, btw) or 99... Im not excited by either choice for what should be obvious reasons. What would I even talk about with either? Which teacher gives the most homework (and sucks) or the merits of the Hoover administration?
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JunkoEnoshima
11/30/17 4:53:27 PM
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i guess i'll just not date girls anymore
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Doctor Foxx
11/30/17 5:14:15 PM
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i'm pretty sure nonagenarians are women and not girls but who knows, i'd take one of those and a nice life insurance policy
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BlazeAndBlade
11/30/17 6:01:04 PM
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so 19 or 114 i'll pick 19
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SKARDAVNELNATE
11/30/17 6:06:19 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
You forgot the poll.

What poll?

The one you forgot to add.
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Lobomoon
11/30/17 6:20:21 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
You forgot the poll.

What poll?

The one you forgot to add.


@WhatPoll ?
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Kyuubi4269
11/30/17 7:05:10 PM
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12 or 72.

No win.
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mooreandrew58
11/30/17 9:36:25 PM
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yeah no winning option here unless the older lady is rich. but dating doesn't require sexual contact. so technically no laws would have to be broke I guess with the younger one and I could just wait till older. but at the same time you wouldn't be able to stop your reputation being smeared over it.
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xjayguyx
11/30/17 10:27:24 PM
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15.5 or 93... lol. 16 is legal here in Canada for sex so .5 year wait for no jails... :/
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EightySeven
11/30/17 10:28:43 PM
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I'd wait until I"m 36 then go for half I guess.
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Nundulan
12/01/17 1:59:52 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
12 or 72.

No win.

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wwinterj25
12/01/17 2:06:43 AM
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Being as we are only talking about dating I suppose I could date a 15 year old for 6 months until she turns 16 and then no harm, no fowl. I mean I wouldn't be getting any action with a 91 and a half year old anyway.
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Lokarin
12/01/17 2:08:04 AM
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I could easily date a minor - I have self control.
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AllstarSniper32
12/01/17 3:39:36 AM
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Half my age of course.
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SmokeMassTree
12/01/17 3:42:29 AM
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Does the old lady have money/a nice life insurance policy?
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LinkPizza
12/01/17 4:44:52 AM
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14 or 84. Jeez...
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Trialia
12/01/17 5:13:10 AM
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Um. Much as I like older women... not that much older, thank you. Between just turned 16 and 96, I'd have to pick the teenager - at least 16 is legal here...
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Kyuubi4269
12/01/17 5:15:37 AM
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Lokarin posted...
I could easily date a minor - I have self control.

Why don't you?
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miki_sauvester
12/01/17 5:15:51 AM
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Im 26. 14 years old is my favorite age, so 13 would be great.
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Lokarin
12/01/17 5:23:32 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Lokarin posted...
I could easily date a minor - I have self control.

Why don't you?


Huh... I hadn't considered that.

Is it ok for sex negative people to date minors?
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Blaqthourne
12/01/17 5:40:03 AM
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Since I'm not a necrophiliac, I'll go with the younger option.
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BlackScythe0
12/01/17 6:02:56 AM
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This is stupid I can't date a girl half my age. It's illegal.
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Unbridled9
12/01/17 7:34:45 AM
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So it's either a 14 year old... or an 84 year old. Yea. I'm going with the former. Dating someone doesn't mean I'm *doing* anything with, or to, her or that I desire to do the horizontal bop until she's legal. Sides, I can probably get her to at least like games a bit (if she doesn't already) and who says it HAS to last and I can't just break up with her?

Compare that to a woman who may no longer be able to control her own bowels, likely won't live more than a few years, and may not even be able to remember who I am... yea. I'm going with the younger girl. Had it been double there *might* have been a dilemma, but it wasn't.

This is kinda stupid for a question. If you're 36 or older (or live in a state/nation where the AoC is lower than 18) not only is the former answer legal, but the latter has you dating someone who is 108 at LEAST! Even if you're 18 you're still clocking in at a minimum of 54 years old. Triple is just too much since there is a good chance the person you're dating will be dust.
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spiderman88mill
12/01/17 7:35:19 AM
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16.5, that's legal here! Thanks TC!
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Unbridled9
12/01/17 7:35:39 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
This is stupid I can't date a girl half my age. It's illegal.


No. You totally can. You can't just do anything sexual with her.
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BlackScythe0
12/01/17 7:48:29 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...
BlackScythe0 posted...
This is stupid I can't date a girl half my age. It's illegal.


No. You totally can. You can't just do anything sexual with her.


That isn't dating, that is called baby sitting. Well... baby sitting a 15 y/o is weird.
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Lokarin
12/01/17 7:55:08 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Unbridled9 posted...
BlackScythe0 posted...
This is stupid I can't date a girl half my age. It's illegal.


No. You totally can. You can't just do anything sexual with her.


That isn't dating, that is called baby sitting. Well... baby sitting a 15 y/o is weird.


Babysitting a 15y/o is usually to keep them from having sex with their friends.
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Unbridled9
12/01/17 7:59:24 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Unbridled9 posted...
BlackScythe0 posted...
This is stupid I can't date a girl half my age. It's illegal.


No. You totally can. You can't just do anything sexual with her.


That isn't dating, that is called baby sitting. Well... baby sitting a 15 y/o is weird.


Well... Look at it as a weird inversion of baby-sitter porn then.
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PokemonYoutube
12/01/17 8:26:40 AM
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13 or 75

I'll take a seat over there then.
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BeerOnTap
12/01/17 8:27:01 AM
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Both scenarios would be a major no-go for me. You should have made it half your age or twice your age. Three times your age was really a jump and very dumb.
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beacraft
12/01/17 8:34:57 AM
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20.5 or 123....
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RedPixel
12/01/17 9:10:39 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
12 or 72.

No win.

Same.
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GoldenSun3DS
12/01/17 9:26:00 AM
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Did you forget that a lot of us here are in our 20s? Dumb thread.
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PMarth2002
12/01/17 10:08:40 AM
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15.5 or 93.

I'll pass.
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The Popo
12/01/17 10:20:51 AM
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Im 36. Ill take the 18 year old over a rotting 108 year old corpse.
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Kazuma_Yagami
12/01/17 10:41:47 AM
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Some of these responses show that all people think about in dating is sex
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GoldenSun3DS
12/01/17 11:51:59 AM
#42:


Kazuma_Yagami posted...
Some of these responses show that all people think about in dating is sex


You make no sense.
Mating is the end goal of dating, otherwise you're just good friends. If she's too young to bang, she's too young to date.
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Unbridled9
12/01/17 1:16:26 PM
#43:


GoldenSun3DS posted...
Kazuma_Yagami posted...
Some of these responses show that all people think about in dating is sex


You make no sense.
Mating is the end goal of dating, otherwise you're just good friends. If she's too young to bang, she's too young to date.


Though, even if mating IS your end goal, you can't opt to just wait it out till she's legal?
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Trialia
12/01/17 1:50:27 PM
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GoldenSun3DS posted...
Kazuma_Yagami posted...
Some of these responses show that all people think about in dating is sex


You make no sense.
Mating is the end goal of dating, otherwise you're just good friends. If she's too young to bang, she's too young to date.


Not true. Plenty of asexual but not aromantic people have fulfilling romantic relationships without sex. Sex only matters to people who feel it's a need for them. Which is not everybody.
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mooreandrew58
12/01/17 2:02:37 PM
#45:


Unbridled9 posted...
GoldenSun3DS posted...
Kazuma_Yagami posted...
Some of these responses show that all people think about in dating is sex


You make no sense.
Mating is the end goal of dating, otherwise you're just good friends. If she's too young to bang, she's too young to date.


Though, even if mating IS your end goal, you can't opt to just wait it out till she's legal?


yeah, even though I have no interest in someone that young for many reasons on top of the legal ones, it does provide a good opportunity imo. being forced to with hold from sex, well now you are forced to actually try to get to know and hopefully get along with the person. hell maybe even form a lasting bond with the person before you make any potential life altering decisions like knocking them up.
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CZ_Zidane
12/01/17 4:24:37 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Hmmm, jailbait or grandma. I'll just wait until i'm 36 so I don't go to jail.

Dating does not necessarily mean having sex with, so why are you afraid of jail? ;-) I would have no problem with waiting a few weeks or months if I would really love her, so where is the problem? Dating is not only about mating and if someone thinks so... well, as you wish :-)

Me - half my age all the way. Being 40 it means three times would be great-great-great-grandma or something like that... and I would be safe even ten years ago, the AoC here in Czech Rep. is 15, so no problem... only pissed off father maybe :-D
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yutterh
12/01/17 4:26:25 PM
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I got with half my age which would be 15. Yeah it is illegal but only for a few years. Where the other is only legal for a few years.
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MrMelodramatic
12/01/17 4:27:47 PM
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10.5 or 63.

I'll take the 63 year old
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darcandkharg31
12/01/17 4:30:54 PM
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CZ_Zidane posted...
Dating does not necessarily mean having sex with, so why are you afraid of jail? ;-)

Eh, wouldn't date a teen anyways, plus you know, parents can be highly influential on teens, so more likely if you're a 28 year old man dating a teenager you can be sure the parents will most likely get involved, next thing you know you got a restraining order against you or something. plus a 14-15 year old looks too young for me anyways.
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12/01/17 6:37:48 PM
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