Poll of the Day > You wake up to find out your worst enemy is sleeping in your bed. Next to you.

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TheWorstPoster
11/29/17 1:22:19 PM
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And you find out you are married to them. Divorce is punishable by death.

How screwed are you?
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wwinterj25
11/29/17 1:25:50 PM
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Arranging a 'accident' to happen isn't hard so I win.
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Dikitain
11/29/17 1:33:06 PM
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Take pictures, post on social media, let everyone of their friends know we are a couple. Also include descriptions of our favorite sex acts.

They will commit suicide within a week.
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Locke90
11/29/17 3:18:45 PM
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ask for an annullment based on the fact that I was obviously drunk at the time of marriage ( annullment is not a divorce)
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
11/29/17 3:22:32 PM
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They should take the PM function away from ya.
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TheSlinja
11/29/17 4:48:16 PM
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Yellow
11/29/17 4:51:01 PM
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That doesn't mean I can't get a restraining order.
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Kyuubi4269
11/29/17 5:13:41 PM
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I bang it out because shit's complex.
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Gundammike
11/29/17 6:49:35 PM
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I kill him and dispose of the body like I've planned for the past 6 years now.
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ImCallingYouOut
11/29/17 6:51:16 PM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
They should take the PM function away from ya.

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