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Lobomoon
11/20/17 5:07:03 PM
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What DO you DO?





I accuse you of sexual assault from the 30 years ago, but I'm prepared to drop the case if you pay me 1000 moneys.
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darcandkharg31
11/20/17 5:09:20 PM
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Don't pay, sue your ass in court, and then sexually harass you after because no ones gonna believe you.
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joemodda
11/20/17 5:09:35 PM
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I'll pay you 5 bucks to give me head instead. That sounds like a more reasonable deal to me.
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SKARDAVNELNATE
11/20/17 5:09:38 PM
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30 years ago I was in kindergarten. I think you have some difficulty proving that accusation.
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Lobomoon
11/20/17 5:13:17 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
30 years ago I was in kindergarten. I think you have some difficulty proving that accusation.


At what age did you start showing interest in the opposite sex?
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Lobomoon
11/20/17 5:19:58 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Don't pay, sue your ass in court, and then sexually harass you after because no ones gonna believe you.


Maybe Roy More isn't such a bad guy. Did he actually assault anyone?
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impatientperson
11/20/17 5:29:49 PM
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I wasn't alive 30 years ago so I would sue you for defamation and blackmail.
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nesrtkfan
11/20/17 5:44:27 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
I accuse you of sexual assault from the 30 years ago, but I'm prepared to drop the case if you pay me 1000 moneys.

So you're at least 43?
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Lobomoon
11/20/17 5:50:06 PM
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nesrtkfan posted...
Lobomoon posted...
I accuse you of sexual assault from the 30 years ago, but I'm prepared to drop the case if you pay me 1000 moneys.

So you're at least 43?


Well, you don't have to be so literal. Adjust the question to your particular age / sexual preferences and so on.
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Locke90
11/20/17 5:53:17 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
I accuse you of sexual assault from the 30 years ago, but I'm prepared to drop the case if you pay me 1000 moneys.

first I need to see what you look like now otherwise my imagination would not work also 30 years ago I was 7 and definately thought girls were icky :P.
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Lobomoon
11/20/17 6:04:32 PM
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Locke90 posted...
Lobomoon posted...
I accuse you of sexual assault from the 30 years ago, but I'm prepared to drop the case if you pay me 1000 moneys.

first I need to see what you look like now otherwise my imagination would not work also 30 years ago I was 7 and definately thought girls were icky :P.


yeELnBK
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ParanoidObsessive
11/20/17 6:42:03 PM
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I know a few people. The story ends with bits of you mysteriously floating in the Atlantic Ocean.


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Lokarin
11/20/17 6:44:36 PM
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I have time; run you into the dirt even if it costs far far more out of principal.
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Ogurisama
11/20/17 6:45:19 PM
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ParanoidObsessive
11/20/17 6:47:34 PM
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Lokarin posted...
I have time; run you into the dirt even if it costs far far more out of principal.

Then after you win the case, sexually harass the FUCK out of them.


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Lobomoon
11/20/17 7:12:13 PM
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Lokarin posted...
I have time; run you into the dirt even if it costs far far more out of principal.


And how would you do that exactly?
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Lokarin
11/20/17 7:27:49 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
Lokarin posted...
I have time; run you into the dirt even if it costs far far more out of principal.


And how would you do that exactly?


libel suits, thousands of them
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Lobomoon
11/20/17 7:33:07 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Lobomoon posted...
Lokarin posted...
I have time; run you into the dirt even if it costs far far more out of principal.


And how would you do that exactly?


libel suits, thousands of them


Do you have money, time and lawyers to file them all?
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I_Abibde
11/20/17 8:57:24 PM
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My seven-year-old self tried to get with Lobomoon?

*nods*

My seven-year-old self was quite ambitious.
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Kyuubi4269
11/20/17 9:00:59 PM
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You may have 1000 moneys of the monopoly variety.
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