Current Events > If the Bible's so great, how come there's not a Bible 2?

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Doe
11/20/17 1:28:01 PM
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BlazinBlue88
11/20/17 1:28:32 PM
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They perfected it on the first attempt.
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SapphireOfChaos
11/20/17 1:28:34 PM
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New Testament.
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E32005
11/20/17 1:28:59 PM
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NewerMernardi
11/20/17 1:29:41 PM
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They're still not done milking the first one yet. It's basically Skyrim: The Book.
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Romulox28
11/20/17 1:30:02 PM
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SapphireOfChaos posted...
New Testament.

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Paragon21XX
11/20/17 1:30:30 PM
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Mormons claim they have the sequel to the Bible, and just like most sequels, it is terrible.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
11/20/17 1:31:04 PM
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SapphireOfChaos posted...
New Testament.


Not to mention it's been redone a bunch of times.
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C7D
11/20/17 1:32:31 PM
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That would be because the first one encompasses the end of time. There is no second version because our realm, as we understand it, ceases to exist at the end of the first one.
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Doe
11/20/17 1:32:47 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
They perfected it on the first attempt.

Bruh they cut The Book of Judas AND The Book of Enoch during development. It's not even finished.
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_OujiDoza_
11/20/17 1:33:35 PM
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Old Testament - New Testament - Somewhat Newer Testament - OK, we've run out of ideas for content but this is still our Newest Testament: Slightly Revised Version.
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HylianFox
11/20/17 1:35:28 PM
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NewerMernardi posted...
They're still not done milking the first one yet. It's basically Skyrim: The Book.

lmao
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Darker Cheshire
11/20/17 1:37:20 PM
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Simplified, but: Tanakh - Bible - Quran.
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SlashmanSG
11/20/17 1:38:03 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
SapphireOfChaos posted...
New Testament.

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myzz7
11/20/17 1:39:22 PM
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King James Bible 2: Electric Protestant Boogaloo

Book of Mormon Bible 3: Jesus in America!
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AlisLandale
11/20/17 1:42:39 PM
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The Bible is more like a Greatest Hits Album. It was compiled, not written all at once. >_>
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vbty3
11/20/17 1:44:51 PM
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There is already a gimmick for this.
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NeoShadowhen
11/20/17 1:51:52 PM
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Doe posted...
BlazinBlue88 posted...
They perfected it on the first attempt.

Bruh they cut The Book of Judas AND The Book of Enoch during development. It's not even finished.


It was cut out to be released as DLC later.
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MC_BatCommander
11/20/17 1:53:40 PM
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Why doesn't the Bible have its own cinematic universe?
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Doe
11/20/17 1:55:29 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Why doesn't the Bible have its own cinematic universe?

The pope manages Jesus's IP rights and is very selective of what people can do with the source material. The Quran isn't technically licensed, in fact.
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FF_Redux
11/20/17 1:55:59 PM
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SapphireOfChaos
11/20/17 1:56:34 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Why doesn't the Bible have its own cinematic universe?

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This
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HylianFox
11/20/17 1:57:16 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
The Bible is more like a Greatest Hits Album. It was compiled, not written all at once. >_>

Now That's What I Call Scripture! 354
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