Board 8 > What are the best one-liners after killing someone in fiction?

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11/13/17 8:53:20 PM
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Only post-kill, so no I lied.
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Inviso
11/13/17 8:54:27 PM
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"We'll keep an eye out for ya, Stingray."

"Yeah. SEE ya."
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LeonhartFour
11/13/17 8:55:24 PM
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"That takes care of the cremation."

yeah I know it technically wasn't a kill but he THOUGHT it was and that's what matters
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Lopen
11/13/17 8:55:45 PM
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Tada! It's... ahhh... it's gone.
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LeonhartFour
11/13/17 8:58:32 PM
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oh wait I forgot the best one

"He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!"
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Johnbobb
11/13/17 9:11:57 PM
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"Applesauce, bitch."
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firaga89
11/13/17 9:15:05 PM
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"Let off some steam, Bennett."
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MrGreenonion
11/13/17 10:28:00 PM
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BondOneLiner
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NFUN
11/13/17 10:35:15 PM
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Any line followed by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

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Nia_Yuri
11/13/17 10:45:36 PM
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I love me some one-liners

But my favorite is one where Sam Vimes in Discworlds The Fifth Elephant chose not to say any of the lines he thought of in his head (Fetch, son of a bitch, etc) because he didnt want to think of the werewolf that just died as a murder

The hell with it
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ChaosTonyV4
11/13/17 10:47:16 PM
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"And a Happy New Year, too!"
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LeonhartFour
11/13/17 10:49:03 PM
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LOLIAmAnAlt
11/13/17 10:49:41 PM
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Terminated
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WazzupGenius00
11/13/17 10:53:20 PM
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Consider that a divorce comes to mind first
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tabiicat42
11/13/17 10:59:03 PM
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I don't think I've ever read one that wasn't anything other than incredibly lame, tbh
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paperwarior
11/13/17 10:59:09 PM
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Yeah, well I'm taller.
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MrGreenonion
11/13/17 11:05:58 PM
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Not sure it counts since I'm pretty sure the guy got away, but...

Keep the change, ya filthy animal
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Grand Kirby
11/13/17 11:08:10 PM
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"Wipe yourself off, you dead."
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FFDragon
11/14/17 12:20:38 AM
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Good, bad... I'm the guy with gun.
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tcaz2
11/14/17 12:58:18 AM
#20:


Post kill one liners are lame

Whats even the point if they can't react to it
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TomNook
11/14/17 1:08:44 AM
#21:


Cool off
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Pirateking2000
11/14/17 1:08:58 AM
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Evil Within 2 spoilers

after doing Evil Within 1 opening style thing with chainsaw guy and giving him a taste of his own medicine

"Fuck....you...."

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Peridiam
11/14/17 2:02:57 AM
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I've always loved "Jaime Lannister sends his regards."

It's just such a pithy, twisted, vile one-liner.
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RySenkari
11/14/17 2:03:49 AM
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"It's just been revoked!"
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XIII_rocks
11/14/17 2:07:27 AM
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RySenkari posted...
"It's just been revoked!"


God DAMMIT

I figured this would be one of the first ones. But when it wasn't, I had hope that maybe I wouldn't be beaten to the punch for once.
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metroid composite
11/14/17 2:22:58 AM
#26:


"This is my impression of Ghandi!"

"Ghandi?"

"Yeah, well, you know, he was pissed off and stuff."
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Snake5555555555
11/14/17 2:34:58 AM
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"So much for him, we got to the ROOT of the problem."
- Chris Redfield
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Pirateking2000
11/14/17 2:56:49 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDkuHLpDhjY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK7mMmX4dRs

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