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Alucard188
11/07/17 3:23:42 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q9BLUltSrg

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JxOxNxIxCxS
11/07/17 3:26:09 AM
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"Guess what? I DO SUCK!"
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CreekCo
11/07/17 4:06:45 AM
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I did not not those fish were capable of that.
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PiOverlord
11/07/17 4:08:15 AM
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Well then.
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Chicken
11/07/17 4:11:27 AM
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Fucking dominated.
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3khc
11/07/17 4:11:30 AM
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B7 gore
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Chicken
11/07/17 4:14:41 AM
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3khc posted...
B7 gore


Also this. If I cant have a picture of a raw chicken in my sig why is this allowed? Mod privilege lmao.
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Realforce
11/07/17 4:21:47 AM
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Didn't know they had a strong mouth like that
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cjsdowg
11/07/17 4:33:30 AM
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Nature is fucked up. Just think about it most things eat other things just to live. So animals are just born to be eaten.
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Esrac
11/07/17 4:49:00 AM
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That's not a shrimp.

cjsdowg posted...
Nature is fucked up. Just think about it most things eat other things just to live. So animals are just born to be eaten.


Everything you see exists in a delicate balance. You need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures. From the crawling ant, to the leaping antelope. When we die, our bodies become the grass and the antelope eat the grass. And so, we are all connected in the great circle of life.
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fuzzylittlbunny
11/07/17 5:06:10 AM
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Maybe the puffer attacked first and the poor shrimp was just defending himself but the biased media made the shrimp look like the aggressor D:
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cjsdowg
11/07/17 5:08:55 AM
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Is it me are is it odd that the person just kept filming his animals eating one another.
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YugiNoob
11/07/17 5:11:13 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Is it me are is it odd that the person just kept filming his animals eating one another.

It's interesting to see nature run its course, and besides, what else is he going to do? Take the dead half-eaten shrimp out to throw away and waste?
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Rika_Furude
11/07/17 5:14:29 AM
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wait so what if a pufferfish sucked on your finger or something

its capable of sucking a shrimps guts out through the hole it created via sucking its shell

wtf would happen to your finger

or even dick
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cjsdowg
11/07/17 5:19:51 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
cjsdowg posted...
Is it me are is it odd that the person just kept filming his animals eating one another.

It's interesting to see nature run its course, and besides, what else is he going to do? Take the dead half-eaten shrimp out to throw away and waste?


The other Shrimp/Lobster could have lived with one claw. I had a fish try to eat one of my turtles and I saved him. I wasn't just going to watch that.
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fuzzylittlbunny
11/07/17 5:32:57 AM
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There wasn't really much time between the moment the shrimp got his claw bitten off and when he got the bottom part of his torso bitten off which likely would've been fatal. Looks like the poor bastard was doomed pretty quickly :<
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Rika_Furude
11/07/17 5:35:31 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
There wasn't really much time between the moment the shrimp got his claw bitten off and when he got the bottom part of his torso bitten off which likely would've been fatal. Looks like the poor bastard was doomed pretty quickly :<

it was still alive after its tail was bitten off

but it probably wouldnt have lived a lot longer even if it was left alone
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fuzzylittlbunny
11/07/17 5:38:39 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
There wasn't really much time between the moment the shrimp got his claw bitten off and when he got the bottom part of his torso bitten off which likely would've been fatal. Looks like the poor bastard was doomed pretty quickly :<

it was still alive after its tail was bitten off

but it probably wouldnt have lived a lot longer even if it was left alone

Yeah I know it was alive immediately after that, but what I'm trying to say is that that injury would've eventually killed it anyway.
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YugiNoob
11/07/17 5:42:01 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
that injury would've eventually killed it anyway.

This is what I'm going for. If the guy could've saved it, that would've been great, but going by how quickly that shrimp got chomped, he didn't stand much of a chance of survival.
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Azarias
11/07/17 6:36:04 AM
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I decided to read the comments, and from what I can gather puffers prey on critters like crawfish, so it's possible that it was just in there as food.
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stoltenberg11
11/07/17 6:40:11 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
wait so what if a pufferfish sucked on your finger or something

its capable of sucking a shrimps guts out through the hole it created via sucking its shell

wtf would happen to your finger

or even dick

smh at last sentence lol
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frogman_295
11/07/17 6:42:28 AM
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that's a crawfish...
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EnragedSlith
11/07/17 6:46:43 AM
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The crawfish wasnt a pet, it was food.
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weapon_d00d816
11/07/17 7:17:47 AM
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That's definitely a crawdad/crayfish, not a shrimp. These aren't really pets. They're the cockroaches of rivers and streams.
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prettyprincess
11/07/17 7:19:20 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
crawdad/crayfish

stop that
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Rika_Furude
11/07/17 7:20:14 AM
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YuriSakazaki0
11/07/17 7:22:15 AM
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no idea puffer fish could even eat crayfish wth
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frogman_295
11/07/17 7:22:43 AM
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it might have also been a young lobster. Crayfish are freshwater/while pufferfish are saltwater.

That is, unless the crayfish was just thrown in the saltwater tank for a few minutes to be eaten.
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Perascamin
11/07/17 7:23:36 AM
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Oh my gosh. Imagine having your legs s apped off and then something just literally sucking the meat/guys from your skin
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DemonBuffet
11/07/17 7:26:33 AM
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Damn Nature! You scary!
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NibeIungsnarf
11/07/17 7:26:40 AM
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Imagine being upset that someone let a crawshrimpfish get eaten.

How sheltered do you have to be? Is it even possible for you to live outside of a padded clam or would your skin crack and peal and your blood vessels burst from the air pressure?
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prettyprincess
11/07/17 7:28:07 AM
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meanwhile that reaction, very sane
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superstud69x
11/07/17 7:30:08 AM
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I was kinda thinking the puffer would, well, puff up, and ram it against the side of the tank to impale it or something. But, tearing it apart limb by limb works too, I suppose.
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stoltenberg11
11/07/17 7:38:19 PM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
Imagine being upset that someone let a crawshrimpfish get eaten.

How sheltered do you have to be? Is it even possible for you to live outside of a padded clam or would your skin crack and peal and your blood vessels burst from the air pressure?

calm down tough guy
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TrainerHilda
11/07/17 7:41:52 PM
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Esrac posted...
Everything you see exists in a delicate balance. You need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures. From the crawling ant, to the leaping antelope. When we die, our bodies become the grass and the antelope eat the grass. And so, we are all connected in the great circle of life.


Mufasa! =D
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littlebro07
11/07/17 7:44:58 PM
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Axiom
11/07/17 7:45:12 PM
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That fish knows what's up. Crayfish are so damn tasty
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lilORANG
11/07/17 7:51:32 PM
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do crawfish not have blood? why wasn't it spewing everywhere?
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littlebro07
11/07/17 8:02:53 PM
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lilORANG posted...
do crawfish not have blood? why wasn't it spewing everywhere?


Pufferfish mouths are several hundred degrees so they basically cauterize the wound instantly when they bite.
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Axiom
11/07/17 8:05:20 PM
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Their blood is basically clear and isn't very noticeable even out of the water. I'd use them for bait all the time for smallmouth
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RickyTheBAWSE
11/07/17 8:09:23 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
lilORANG posted...
do crawfish not have blood? why wasn't it spewing everywhere?


Pufferfish mouths are several hundred degrees so they basically cauterize the wound instantly when they bite.


lolololol
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josifrees
11/07/17 8:16:45 PM
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It looks like he sucks his face off or some shit first
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NibeIungsnarf
11/07/17 11:19:44 PM
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does the fish vomit up the shell later or does it poop it out or digest it
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