Poll of the Day > Scientists say the universe shouldn't really exist

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minervo
10/30/17 1:25:36 AM
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https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-concluded-that-the-universe-shouldn-t-really-exist

I dunno why, I just find this hilarious. I heard some woman referencing this "news" on IGN and my response was "what's with the twisted backwards beliefs?"
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darcandkharg31
10/30/17 1:27:46 AM
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How dare you make me give them clicks
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Zeus
10/30/17 1:31:48 AM
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Given that we can't adequately explain its existence, in a sense it shouldn't really exist =p
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MICHALECOLE
10/30/17 1:34:44 AM
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Scientists say your mom shouldnt exist
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minervo
10/30/17 1:36:06 AM
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Zeus posted...
Given that we can't adequately explain its existence, in a sense it shouldn't really exist =p

Who's "we"? Many people can, you just prefer not to listen.
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Zeus
10/30/17 2:32:46 AM
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minervo posted...
Zeus posted...
Given that we can't adequately explain its existence, in a sense it shouldn't really exist =p

Who's "we"? Many people can, you just prefer not to listen.


Nobody can. The best working theory is that nothing exploded and created something; ie, give us one miracle and we can explain the rest.
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helIy
10/30/17 2:54:14 AM
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minervo posted...
Zeus posted...
Given that we can't adequately explain its existence, in a sense it shouldn't really exist =p

Who's "we"? Many people can, you just prefer not to listen.

uh

there's literally no agreed on theory as to how the universe came to be

and even then, it's literally just a theory, so the chances of it being what actually happened are very slim.
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GunslingerGunsl
10/30/17 3:03:01 AM
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minervo posted...
Zeus posted...
Given that we can't adequately explain its existence, in a sense it shouldn't really exist =p

Who's "we"? Many people can, you just prefer not to listen.

Wait what? Someone figured out the secret of EXACTLY how the universe came to be? Link me to the article please.
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Golden Road
10/30/17 3:43:49 AM
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minervo posted...
Zeus posted...
Given that we can't adequately explain its existence, in a sense it shouldn't really exist =p

Who's "we"? Many people can, you just prefer not to listen.

You've figured out the mystery of the universe, yet you're spending your time arguing "nuh uh" on a message board rather than sharing your discovery with the world. You would expect someone of your caliber to be above that.
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ClarkDuke
10/30/17 4:46:59 AM
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The universe doesn't require a zit understanding it's majesty for its existence, ok?
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mastermix3000
10/30/17 9:24:31 AM
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ClarkDuke posted...
The universe doesn't require a zit understanding it's majesty for its existence, ok?



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Conner4REAL
10/30/17 9:52:54 AM
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Another mis titled article to gain yahoo clicks.

What shouldn't exist is yahoo news....
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Zeus
10/30/17 8:55:48 PM
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Conner4REAL posted...
What shouldn't exist is yahoo news...


At this point, Yahoo in general shouldn't exist. It's discontinued half of its services, its email is constantly hacked, and I'm not sure that it's even the #2 search engine any more.
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WhiskeyDisk
10/30/17 9:01:57 PM
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Was it Black Science Man that said "the universe is under no obligation to make sense?"
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dedbus
10/30/17 9:10:56 PM
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Jesus -1
Atheists - 0
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
10/30/17 9:17:57 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
Was it Black Science Man that said "the universe is under no obligation to make sense?"

Neil deGrasse Tyson
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darcandkharg31
10/30/17 9:19:04 PM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Was it Black Science Man that said "the universe is under no obligation to make sense?"

Neil deGrasse Tyson

aka Black Science Man
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Zeus
10/30/17 9:21:11 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Was it Black Science Man that said "the universe is under no obligation to make sense?"

Neil deGrasse Tyson

aka Black Science Man


Now is he called that because he's black and a science man or because he's a man who practices black science?
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
10/30/17 9:23:21 PM
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Zeus posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Was it Black Science Man that said "the universe is under no obligation to make sense?"

Neil deGrasse Tyson

aka Black Science Man


Now is he called that because he's black and a science man or because he's a man who practices black science?

Stopped bein funny cuz you're a neo-nazi.
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GhostGiblet
10/30/17 9:36:06 PM
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Unfortunately, things aren't always the way they should be.
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WhiskeyDisk
10/30/17 11:00:44 PM
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GhostGiblet posted...
Unfortunately, things aren't always the way they should be.


They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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_AdjI_
10/30/17 11:11:54 PM
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helIy posted...
and even then, it's literally just a theory, so the chances of it being what actually happened are very slim.


That's not how theories work.
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SkynyrdRocker
10/30/17 11:15:43 PM
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I lick eggs
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MrSprings
10/30/17 11:50:50 PM
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helIy posted...

there's literally no agreed on theory as to how the universe came to be

and even then, it's literally just a theory, so the chances of it being what actually happened are very slim.


Can you and everyone else stop using "literally" so gratuitously? I feel like I sound stupid now even when I'm using the word correctly.
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darcandkharg31
10/30/17 11:52:17 PM
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MrSprings posted...
helIy posted...

there's literally no agreed on theory as to how the universe came to be

and even then, it's literally just a theory, so the chances of it being what actually happened are very slim.


Can you and everyone else stop using "literally" so gratuitously? I feel like I sound stupid now even when I'm using the word correctly.

Your objections literally makes my head explode.
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Yellow
10/31/17 12:05:26 AM
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I've seen pop music, Beiber, MLP fans, Facebook, American politics, and memes.

I agree with the scientists. The universe really probably shouldn't exist.
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Kungfu Kenobi
10/31/17 12:07:44 AM
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Zeus posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Was it Black Science Man that said "the universe is under no obligation to make sense?"

Neil deGrasse Tyson

aka Black Science Man


Now is he called that because he's black and a science man or because he's a man who practices black science?


The former. Here's the current state of the art of black science,
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/10/14/cape-town-student-says-science-must-restart-since-it-doesnt-incorporate-african-black-magic/
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Firewood18
10/31/17 12:08:14 AM
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Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness expiriencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death and life is only a dream and we are only imagining ourselves. Here is Tom with the weather...

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Mead
10/31/17 12:19:05 AM
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I've always felt this way

We have no explanation for why anything at all exists. Our entire understanding of reality is that everything that happens is based on a reaction to something else and that things generally follow a path of least resistance.

Well either the universe truly has no beginning and has always perpetuated itself in some form or dimension endlessly, or some action manifested itself out of a zero sum which doesn't make any sense at all. It would be like multiplying something by 0 and ending up with a whole number.

Basicallly there is far more that we do not understand about reality compared to what we know.
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Person106
10/31/17 12:20:08 AM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Zeus posted...
Now is he called that because he's black and a science man or because he's a man who practices black science?

Stopped bein funny cuz you're a neo-nazi.


No u

MrSprings posted...
helIy posted...

there's literally no agreed on theory as to how the universe came to be

and even then, it's literally just a theory, so the chances of it being what actually happened are very slim.


Can you and everyone else stop using "literally" so gratuitously? I feel like I sound stupid now even when I'm using the word correctly.


I feel much the same about "epic."

Yellow posted...
I've seen pop music, Beiber, MLP fans, Facebook, American politics, and memes.

I agree with the scientists. The universe really probably shouldn't exist.


'sup
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WhiskeyDisk
10/31/17 12:32:13 AM
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Firewood18 posted...
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness expiriencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death and life is only a dream and we are only imagining ourselves. Here is Tom with the weather...

-Bill


Mead posted...
I've always felt this way

We have no explanation for why anything at all exists. Our entire understanding of reality is that everything that happens is based on a reaction to something else and that things generally follow a path of least resistance.

Well either the universe truly has no beginning and has always perpetuated itself in some form or dimension endlessly, or some action manifested itself out of a zero sum which doesn't make any sense at all. It would be like multiplying something by 0 and ending up with a whole number.

Basicallly there is far more that we do not understand about reality compared to what we know.


Once you accept that the center of the universe is between your eyes, and that the human brain has an organ that bypasses the spine to access the brain directly, the universe makes a lot more sense, depending on how many psychedelics you've ingested in the course of your life.
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jramirez23
10/31/17 12:46:09 AM
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So cool.
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Zeus
10/31/17 12:53:09 AM
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Kungfu Kenobi posted...
Zeus posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Was it Black Science Man that said "the universe is under no obligation to make sense?"

Neil deGrasse Tyson

aka Black Science Man


Now is he called that because he's black and a science man or because he's a man who practices black science?


The former. Here's the current state of the art of black science,
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/10/14/cape-town-student-says-science-must-restart-since-it-doesnt-incorporate-african-black-magic/


And I thought American college students were bad >_>
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ernieforss
10/31/17 5:45:50 PM
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How did hydrogen make Helium and so forth.

it makes no sense, but it still happen.
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