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Rypt
10/28/17 9:19:38 AM
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To her sister I mean? Kinda wanted to flirt a little bit but don't know how to do it without pissing my wife off. Wanted to invite her over to have drinks with us later so we can all 3 get fucked up. Any advice?
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dirtycommunist
10/28/17 9:20:39 AM
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Don't beat around the bush, just ask for a threesome.
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Rypt
10/28/17 9:23:36 AM
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lol I wonder what they would say. honestly, the sister would probably be down. had them both in the same bedroom once actually but couldn't thnk of something to say that wouldn't piss my wife off
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Ug1ybass
10/28/17 9:26:02 AM
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"So... you gonna finger plunge your sister while I get sucked off or what?"
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Rypt
10/28/17 9:28:44 AM
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One time they were both making me dinner and my wife said, "I hope u don't mind that my sister is here."

I said, "It's ok, never had two gorgeous women make me dinner before."

And they both laughed and smiled really big.
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Lonestar2000
10/28/17 9:33:08 AM
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dirtycommunist posted...
Don't beat around the bush, just ask for a threesome.

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Skye Reynolds
10/28/17 9:34:07 AM
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*sips coffee*

"So, we should have a three-way."
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DonaldClinton
10/28/17 9:39:38 AM
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Ask her how her boyfriend is doing and when she says that she doesn't ask one say that it defys all logic that a smoking hot babe like her is still on the market. After she throws herself into you, grab her by the pussy and do it on the kitchen table.
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/28/17 9:42:32 AM
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leverageblargh posted...
Try this

Don't flirt with your wife's sister.


Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Nikra
10/28/17 9:43:31 AM
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Threesome with sisters is incest: Disgusting.
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R0ttedHorror
10/28/17 9:44:55 AM
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Youre wayyyyy out of line here but go for it and report back
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snesmaster40
10/28/17 9:47:05 AM
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Tell her a snake just bit you, and then point down below.
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PowerMang
10/28/17 9:52:06 AM
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Nikra posted...
Threesome with sisters is incest: Disgusting.

Seriously. What is so hot about this?

"As long as they don't touch each other...it's okay!".

No. It's still disgusting <_<
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Lonestar2000
10/28/17 9:53:05 AM
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Nikra posted...
Threesome with sisters is incest: Disgusting.

PowerMang posted...
Nikra posted...
Threesome with sisters is incest: Disgusting.

Seriously. What is so hot about this?

"As long as they don't touch each other...it's okay!".

No. It's still disgusting <_<

LOL, what a bunch of prudes.
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Foppe
10/28/17 9:57:08 AM
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Hello angels, have you seen your mother and sister?
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Kazuma_Yagami
10/28/17 9:57:45 AM
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All joking aside, what you said when they were cooking dinner is pretty classy. Just be yourself and have fun.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
10/28/17 10:32:24 AM
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PowerMang posted...
Nikra posted...
Threesome with sisters is incest: Disgusting.

Seriously. What is so hot about this?

"As long as they don't touch each other...it's okay!".

No. It's still disgusting <_<


A. The more they touch the better.
B. Ain't my sister.
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Rypt
10/28/17 3:13:13 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
PowerMang posted...
Nikra posted...
Threesome with sisters is incest: Disgusting.

Seriously. What is so hot about this?

"As long as they don't touch each other...it's okay!".

No. It's still disgusting <_<


A. The more they touch the better.
B. Ain't my sister.


lol well they wont be with eachother, they will be with me :p

I invited her over for drinks tonight after the festival we are going to and she said yes... I want to see if I can get them both drunk. Got a 6 pack of booze, a bottle of chocolate beer, and want to get some stuff for pina coladas. Made them both laugh a few times at lunch today too so it's going well so far.

got different flavors of beer too so I can justify having them drink a lot. lol "What do you think of this one? What about this one?"
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Rypt
10/28/17 4:14:50 PM
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any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?
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Ug1ybass
10/28/17 4:24:48 PM
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Rypt posted...
any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?


I suggest getting them to injest alcoholic beverages.
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JimmyJumper6
10/28/17 4:25:33 PM
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Margaritas tc
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1NfamousACE_2
10/28/17 4:25:46 PM
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This isn't a real topic
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Lost_All_Senses
10/28/17 4:27:11 PM
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The twist is its his wifes sister in law >_>
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Rypt
10/28/17 4:29:18 PM
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Ug1ybass posted...
Rypt posted...
any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?


I suggest getting them to injest alcoholic beverages.


Lol yeah but how do I convince them to drink to the point where they are drunk
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Lost_All_Senses
10/28/17 4:31:03 PM
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Rypt posted...
Ug1ybass posted...
Rypt posted...
any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?


I suggest getting them to injest alcoholic beverages.


Lol yeah but how do I convince them to drink to the point where they are drunk


Do you feel okay with the perspective that you're trying to get women drunk so they will do something you want that they will regret after? Cause that's what assholes do.
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Rypt
10/28/17 4:34:04 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Rypt posted...
Ug1ybass posted...
Rypt posted...
any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?


I suggest getting them to injest alcoholic beverages.


Lol yeah but how do I convince them to drink to the point where they are drunk


Do you feel okay with the perspective that you're trying to get women drunk so they will do something you want that they will regret after? Cause that's what assholes do.


Lol I don't think they will regret it. The sister is pretty cool with me too. She even offered to bring me soup one time when my wife was out of town and I was sick...
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cjsdowg
10/28/17 4:35:42 PM
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Rypt posted...


Lol I don't think they will regret it. The sister is pretty cool with me too. She even offered to bring me soup one time when my wife was out of town and I was sick...


So someone cares for you while you are sick and you want to get her drunk for whatever nasty reason.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/28/17 4:36:46 PM
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Rypt posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Rypt posted...
Ug1ybass posted...
Rypt posted...
any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?


I suggest getting them to injest alcoholic beverages.


Lol yeah but how do I convince them to drink to the point where they are drunk


Do you feel okay with the perspective that you're trying to get women drunk so they will do something you want that they will regret after? Cause that's what assholes do.


Lol I don't think they will regret it. The sister is pretty cool with me too. She even offered to bring me soup one time when my wife was out of town and I was sick...


And this translates to "I want to fuck you so hard with my sister" how? Some people do nice gestures without thinking about sex, mind blowing right? Anyway if it doesn't fuck your life up and you can live with yourself cool.
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masticatingman
10/28/17 4:37:11 PM
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If you wanna have sex with your wife's sister, you're gonna have to make a move on your own time away from your wife when it's just you and the sister. Or risk your fucking marriage. Just flirt with the sister nonchalantly when your wife is present.

But be prepared for your wife to find out because the sister blabbed. It's your life bro.
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Rypt
10/28/17 4:39:10 PM
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well I know the sister would blab which was why I was trying to get them in on it together.

never told my wife this, but I remember one time when her sister was over, I was changing and the door was cracked and I didn't realize it, and her sis was just watching me. thought it was kinda cool
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Lost_All_Senses
10/28/17 4:43:01 PM
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Rypt posted...
well I know the sister would blab which was why I was trying to get them in on it together.

never told my wife this, but I remember one time when her sister was over, I was changing and the door was cracked and I didn't realize it, and her sis was just watching me. thought it was kinda cool


You are really arrogant if you think you're gonna pull this off and just go back to everyday life after. But I guess if you're someone who goes all in until they lose instead of appreciate what you already have you'll fuck it up eventually regardless
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Rypt
10/28/17 4:46:26 PM
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eh, don't expect anything to happen. just wanted to try some stuff and see what happens.
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Seneca_Wallace_
10/28/17 4:46:27 PM
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enjoy the divorce
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Lost_All_Senses
10/28/17 4:48:26 PM
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Rypt posted...
eh, don't expect anything to happen. just wanted to try some stuff and see what happens.


Just saying. When you place a bet don't be surprised if you walk away with less than you had
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masticatingman
10/28/17 4:48:45 PM
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If you wanna cheat I'd suggest going for a woman who has no chance of being connected with your wife.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/28/17 4:52:06 PM
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masticatingman posted...
If you wanna cheat I'd suggest going for a woman who has no chance of being connected with your wife.


The rush wouldn't be the same. Most cheaters get a rush from the hiding it. That intensifies when the 2 are connected
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Mr_Biscuit
10/28/17 4:52:17 PM
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Rypt
10/28/17 4:52:49 PM
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lol its not cheating if you get permission
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Lost_All_Senses
10/28/17 4:54:17 PM
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Rypt posted...
lol its not cheating if you get permission


The fact that you're planning this out is shady dude. You can justify whatever you want. We all do
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Rypt
10/28/17 4:58:53 PM
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shady? they've both kinda hinted at it before. like they will talk about their boob sizes infront of me and one time my wife opened the door when I was showering and just left it open. there was a curtain and all, but still
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cjsdowg
10/28/17 4:59:32 PM
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Do you want be with your wife and her sister at the same time...if that your goal?
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Rypt
10/28/17 5:01:09 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Do you want be with your wife and her sister at the same time...if that your goal?


yeah it would be pretty cool. one time I was in the same room with them under the covers and they just both looked at me like they were wanting me to say something, but couldn't think of anything at the time.
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Ug1ybass
10/28/17 5:02:47 PM
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Rypt posted...
shady? they've both kinda hinted at it before. like they will talk about their boob sizes infront of me and one time my wife opened the door when I was showering and just left it open. there was a curtain and all, but still


You didn't spend a lot of time with women before your wife, did you?
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Rypt
10/28/17 5:04:06 PM
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not really, but dated lots of them. never lived with one before her though, not permantly at least.
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masticatingman
10/28/17 5:07:56 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
masticatingman posted...
If you wanna cheat I'd suggest going for a woman who has no chance of being connected with your wife.


The rush wouldn't be the same. Most cheaters get a rush from the hiding it. That intensifies when the 2 are connected


Assuming this guy physically lives with his wife. He would definitely still have to hide it from her regardless. I get what you're saying because I've been there, but girls talk too much.

And doesn't matter I guess, TC says he's not trying to "cheat". Well, you should probably talk about threesomes in-depth with your wife first...still think bringing her sister into it is a pipe dream. But who knows - I don't know your wife.
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Rypt
10/28/17 5:09:28 PM
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eh I don't think anything will happen, just want to see if I can get them both fucked up and then maybe make out with my wife with her sister there
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Lost_All_Senses
10/28/17 5:10:04 PM
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Ug1ybass posted...
Rypt posted...
shady? they've both kinda hinted at it before. like they will talk about their boob sizes infront of me and one time my wife opened the door when I was showering and just left it open. there was a curtain and all, but still


You didn't spend a lot of time with women before your wife, did you?


Everything he says sounds like he's reading into situations wrong doesn't it?

Its like if a chick is comfortable or helpful around him it means its sexual. Nothing said so far implies they want a 3 some.
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