Current Events > About to have breakfast with my wife and her sister... what should i say?

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Ug1ybass 10/28/17 5:14:36 PM #51:	"My wife's sister once patted me on the back while we were playing cards, I can pick up on the signs." --- Baba booey go night night <cite>Ug1ybass posted [p:889324947] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>"My wife's sister once patted me on the back while we were playing cards, I can pick up on the signs."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Krave_ 10/28/17 6:09:34 PM #52:	I get it. I mean, imagine you banging your wife while the sis watches and maybe touches herself a bit during. Things could get carried away and you could get indirect permission from your wife to bone the sis. I've heard stories before, when women get horny, they're crazy as fuck. --- Am I seducing or being seduced? <cite>_Krave_ posted [p:889327632] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>I get it. I mean, imagine you banging your wife while the sis watches and maybe touches herself a bit during. Things could get carried away and you could get indirect permission from your wife to bone the sis. I've heard stories before, when women get horny, they're crazy as fuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/28/17 6:11:49 PM #53:	I made them laugh so they'll be down for a threeway -you --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:889327723] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>I made them laugh so they'll be down for a threeway -you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 10/28/17 6:13:00 PM #54:	_Krave_ posted... I get it. I mean, imagine you banging your wife while the sis watches and maybe touches herself a bit during. Things could get carried away and you could get indirect permission from your wife to bone the sis. I've heard stories before, when women get horny, they're crazy as fuck. sis actually opened our bedroom door one morning to let the dog in... wife was asleep but still, we could have been in the middle of something <cite>Rypt posted [p:889327789] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Krave_ posted...</cite> <quote>I get it. I mean, imagine you banging your wife while the sis watches and maybe touches herself a bit during. Things could get carried away and you could get indirect permission from your wife to bone the sis. I've heard stories before, when women get horny, they're crazy as fuck.</quote> sis actually opened our bedroom door one morning to let the dog in... wife was asleep but still, we could have been in the middle of something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 10/28/17 6:15:29 PM #56:	Rypt posted... _Krave_ posted... I get it. I mean, imagine you banging your wife while the sis watches and maybe touches herself a bit during. Things could get carried away and you could get indirect permission from your wife to bone the sis. I've heard stories before, when women get horny, they're crazy as fuck. sis actually opened our bedroom door one morning to let the dog in... wife was asleep but still, we could have been in the middle of something After hearing this she definitely wants your D. There's absolutely no other explanation <cite>Axiom posted [p:889327909] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>_Krave_ posted...</cite> <quote>I get it. I mean, imagine you banging your wife while the sis watches and maybe touches herself a bit during. Things could get carried away and you could get indirect permission from your wife to bone the sis. I've heard stories before, when women get horny, they're crazy as fuck.</quote> sis actually opened our bedroom door one morning to let the dog in... wife was asleep but still, we could have been in the middle of something</quote> After hearing this she definitely wants your D. There's absolutely no other explanation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 10/28/17 6:19:16 PM #57:	Just be all like "aayy lemme pee in your butt fool" --- http://darkvisionsofterror.bandcamp.com/ http://i.imgur.com/e7sCCSb.png http://i.imgtc.com/AlmbdTG49T.jpg <cite>VTBM posted [p:889328111] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>Just be all like "aayy lemme pee in your butt fool"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dirtycommunist 10/28/17 6:26:10 PM #58:	Rypt posted... any thoughts on how to get them both drunk? I'm sure this is still just bullshit, but we've now crossed the line into sexual assault in the making territory, and that ain't ok. --- ***not actually a communist, only dirty on occasion <cite>dirtycommunist posted [p:889328437] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote>any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?</quote> I'm sure this is still just bullshit, but we've now crossed the line into sexual assault in the making territory, and that ain't ok.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 10/28/17 6:58:46 PM #59:	I don't blame TC. Go for it lol. --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:889329983] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>I don't blame TC. Go for it lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 10/29/17 2:19:58 AM #60:	So... did the threesome happen or what? --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:889349370] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>So... did the threesome happen or what?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 10/29/17 10:02:47 AM #61:	well it was kinda weird, we went to the festival and I even made them both laugh a few times. but then at the end her sister invited her over and she said, "does the dog still have fleas?" And my wife said yes, so the sister said "that's ok." And didn't come over. Lol my wife said after we left, "Well screw her then." So whatever. Wife is hotter anyways. Sister can be kinda bratty sometimes too, usually when we go out she never pays, it's always either me or my wife that pay for everything. Also, sexual assault my ass. If it's consentual it's not assault. Don't even know why I'm responding to that. <cite>Rypt posted [p:889358468] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>well it was kinda weird, we went to the festival and I even made them both laugh a few times. but then at the end her sister invited her over and she said, "does the dog still have fleas?" And my wife said yes, so the sister said "that's ok." And didn't come over. Lol my wife said after we left, "Well screw her then." So whatever. Wife is hotter anyways. Sister can be kinda bratty sometimes too, usually when we go out she never pays, it's always either me or my wife that pay for everything. Also, sexual assault my ass. If it's consentual it's not assault. Don't even know why I'm responding to that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 10/29/17 10:46:56 AM #62:	TC literally thought two blood-related sisters laughing and talking about their cup size were surefire signs they wanted to bang each other and is now like whatever, the sister doesnt pay for her own meals anyway! Like wtf --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:889360041] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>TC literally thought two blood-related sisters laughing and talking about their cup size were surefire signs they wanted to bang each other and is now like whatever, the sister doesnt pay for her own meals anyway! Like wtf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legend253 10/29/17 10:49:09 AM #63:	"You two have the most beautiful sisters I've ever met." --- GT: Lord Avon <cite>legend253 posted [p:889360128] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>"You two have the most beautiful sisters I've ever met."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
QwelzaarKane 10/29/17 10:54:37 AM #64:	Rypt posted... Also, sexual assault my ass. If it's consentual it's not assault. Don't even know why I'm responding to that. Bitch you were trying to get them drunk enough that incest sounded like a good idea. --- I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment I'm the buyer and the seller and the handler and the critic <cite>QwelzaarKane posted [p:889360335] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote>Also, sexual assault my ass. If it's consentual it's not assault. Don't even know why I'm responding to that.</quote> Bitch you were trying to get them drunk enough that incest sounded like a good idea.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 10/29/17 11:03:16 AM #65:	This topic is great lol. TC is a fucking clown --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:889360654] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>This topic is great lol. TC is a fucking clown</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 10/29/17 11:11:21 AM #66:	oh please, all of you can go to hell. and just to set the record straight, wasn't trying to 'get them drunk' was trying to 'get drunk with them.' but I'm not going to keep entertaining people's boredom peace <cite>Rypt posted [p:889360958] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>oh please, all of you can go to hell. and just to set the record straight, wasn't trying to 'get them drunk' was trying to 'get drunk with them.' but I'm not going to keep entertaining people's boredom peace</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 10/29/17 11:16:01 AM #67:	VTBM posted... Just be all like "aayy lemme pee in your butt fool" But thats how girls get preggers! --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:889361155] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>VTBM posted...</cite> <quote>Just be all like "aayy lemme pee in your butt fool"</quote> But thats how girls get preggers!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 10/29/17 11:20:44 AM #68:	Lol awesome topic. Tons of apparent virgins on CE though --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:889361386] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>Lol awesome topic. Tons of apparent virgins on CE though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dirtycommunist 10/29/17 11:21:42 AM #69:	Rypt posted... oh please, all of you can go to hell. and just to set the record straight, wasn't trying to 'get them drunk' was trying to 'get drunk with them.' Rypt posted... any thoughts on how to get them both drunk? --- ***not actually a communist, only dirty on occasion <cite>dirtycommunist posted [p:889361430] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote>oh please, all of you can go to hell. and just to set the record straight, wasn't trying to 'get them drunk' was trying to 'get drunk with them.'</quote> <cite>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote>any thoughts on how to get them both drunk?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 10/29/17 11:35:12 AM #70:	MutantJohn posted... Lol awesome topic. Tons of apparent virgins on CE though damn dude that actually made laugh out loud hahaha <cite>Rypt posted [p:889362026] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote>Lol awesome topic. Tons of apparent virgins on CE though</quote> damn dude that actually made laugh out loud hahaha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 10/29/17 11:52:20 AM #71:	Rypt posted... MutantJohn posted... Lol awesome topic. Tons of apparent virgins on CE though damn dude that actually made laugh out loud hahaha It's because they're not married and they don't yet understand that perfect middle-point of three-beer drunk wives. It's the perfect intersection of drunkness and horniness. Sure, on paper it does sound bad to say, "I wanna get my wife and her sister drunk enough so that we have a threesome" but if you're actually there, your so God damn rock hard you can't even think straight. --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:889362761] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote>Lol awesome topic. Tons of apparent virgins on CE though</quote> damn dude that actually made laugh out loud hahaha</quote> It's because they're not married and they don't yet understand that perfect middle-point of three-beer drunk wives. It's the perfect intersection of drunkness and horniness. Sure, on paper it does sound bad to say, "I wanna get my wife and her sister drunk enough so that we have a threesome" but if you're actually there, your so God damn rock hard you can't even think straight.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 10/29/17 11:54:16 AM #72:	lol fuck yeah <cite>Rypt posted [p:889362848] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>lol fuck yeah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
QwelzaarKane 10/29/17 12:51:02 PM #73:	Tfw not being rapey implies virginity. --- I'm the fabric of the image, I'm the canvas, I'm the pigment I'm the buyer and the seller and the handler and the critic <cite>QwelzaarKane posted [p:889365713] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>Tfw not being rapey implies virginity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 10/29/17 12:59:41 PM #74:	Rypt posted... well it was kinda weird, we went to the festival and I even made them both laugh a few times. but then at the end her sister invited her over and she said, "does the dog still have fleas?" And my wife said yes, so the sister said "that's ok." And didn't come over. Lol my wife said after we left, "Well screw her then." So whatever. Wife is hotter anyways. Sister can be kinda bratty sometimes too, usually when we go out she never pays, it's always either me or my wife that pay for everything. Also, sexual assault my ass. If it's consentual it's not assault. Don't even know why I'm responding to that. Dude! You did it! That is literal permission from the wife to bang her sister. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:889366158] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote>well it was kinda weird, we went to the festival and I even made them both laugh a few times. but then at the end her sister invited her over and she said, "does the dog still have fleas?" And my wife said yes, so the sister said "that's ok." And didn't come over. Lol my wife said after we left, "Well screw her then." So whatever. Wife is hotter anyways. Sister can be kinda bratty sometimes too, usually when we go out she never pays, it's always either me or my wife that pay for everything. Also, sexual assault my ass. If it's consentual it's not assault. Don't even know why I'm responding to that.</quote> Dude! You did it! That is literal permission from the wife to bang her sister.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BalisticWarri0r 10/29/17 1:00:34 PM #75:	glitteringfairy posted... This topic is great lol. TC is a fucking clown <cite>BalisticWarri0r posted [p:889366204] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>This topic is great lol. TC is a fucking clown</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 10/29/17 1:19:16 PM #76:	now I remember why I stopped posting on gamefaqs and why I only can deal with this site in small doses <cite>Rypt posted [p:889367167] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>now I remember why I stopped posting on gamefaqs and why I only can deal with this site in small doses</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Citrik 10/29/17 1:28:16 PM #77:	Rypt posted... now I remember why I stopped posting on gamefaqs and why I only can deal with this site in small doses Because people don't condone infidelity, incest, and overall being a complete ass? --- Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? <cite>Citrik posted [p:889367667] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote>now I remember why I stopped posting on gamefaqs and why I only can deal with this site in small doses</quote> Because people don't condone infidelity, incest, and overall being a complete ass?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 10/29/17 1:30:11 PM #78:	Let's eat. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:889367761] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>Let's eat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 10/29/17 1:32:19 PM #79:	Citrik posted... Rypt posted... now I remember why I stopped posting on gamefaqs and why I only can deal with this site in small doses Because people don't condone infidelity, incest, and overall being a complete ass? /rekt <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:889367876] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>Citrik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote>now I remember why I stopped posting on gamefaqs and why I only can deal with this site in small doses</quote> Because people don't condone infidelity, incest, and overall being a complete ass?</quote> /rekt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 10/29/17 1:35:45 PM #80:	This is a great topic. --- Sincerely, a concerned citizen. <cite>Tappor posted [p:889368058] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>This is a great topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 10/29/17 1:38:18 PM #81:	PowerMang posted... Nikra posted... Threesome with sisters is incest: Disgusting. Seriously. What is so hot about this? "As long as they don't touch each other...it's okay!". No. It's still disgusting <_< If my wife offered a threesome with her sister I'd drop literally everything to do it. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:889368186] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>PowerMang posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nikra posted...</cite> <quote>Threesome with sisters is incest: Disgusting.</quote> Seriously. What is so hot about this? "As long as they don't touch each other...it's okay!". No. It's still disgusting <_<</quote> If my wife offered a threesome with her sister I'd drop literally everything to do it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 10/29/17 1:43:53 PM #82:	hahaha well this has been great, but I'm really out now dudes. have a great day. <cite>Rypt posted [p:889368513] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>hahaha well this has been great, but I'm really out now dudes. have a great day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/29/17 1:50:41 PM #83:	NeoShadowhen posted... Rypt posted... well it was kinda weird, we went to the festival and I even made them both laugh a few times. but then at the end her sister invited her over and she said, "does the dog still have fleas?" And my wife said yes, so the sister said "that's ok." And didn't come over. Lol my wife said after we left, "Well screw her then." So whatever. Wife is hotter anyways. Sister can be kinda bratty sometimes too, usually when we go out she never pays, it's always either me or my wife that pay for everything. Also, sexual assault my ass. If it's consentual it's not assault. Don't even know why I'm responding to that. Dude! You did it! That is literal permission from the wife to bang her sister. XMFD --- Did I amuse you? <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:889368907] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeoShadowhen posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote>well it was kinda weird, we went to the festival and I even made them both laugh a few times. but then at the end her sister invited her over and she said, "does the dog still have fleas?" And my wife said yes, so the sister said "that's ok." And didn't come over. Lol my wife said after we left, "Well screw her then." So whatever. Wife is hotter anyways. Sister can be kinda bratty sometimes too, usually when we go out she never pays, it's always either me or my wife that pay for everything. Also, sexual assault my ass. If it's consentual it's not assault. Don't even know why I'm responding to that.</quote> Dude! You did it! That is literal permission from the wife to bang her sister.</quote> XMFD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rob Cesternino 10/31/17 3:54:47 AM #84:	I was rooting for you TC. Don't give up now! --- Stop asking me if I'm Jessica Simpson. Jewish girls Survivor is the greatest show EVER. are hawt <cite>Rob Cesternino posted [p:889479733] in About to h... [t:75928966]...</cite> <quote>I was rooting for you TC. Don't give up now!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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