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Tyrannosaurus
10/28/17 5:59:32 AM
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Teleport or food/drink


Teleport: ability to teleport anywhere with no risk.

Food/Drink: ability to make any food or drink appear at will.
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PikachuMaxwell
10/28/17 6:00:12 AM
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Teleportation!
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Yomi
10/28/17 6:02:34 AM
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Teleportation
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JimmyJumper6
10/28/17 6:02:42 AM
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This is not an hard decision tc

Teleportation
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im not 13
10/28/17 6:04:40 AM
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Food thing

Teleportation is a better ability but I feel like I will just get up to no good with it meanwhile I can end world hunger with the food
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iron jojo
10/28/17 6:04:41 AM
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Teleportation but it would be funny to open a restaurant with no kitchen, just me in a back room thinking about food.
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RetsuZaiZen
10/28/17 7:13:56 AM
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im not 13 posted...
Food thing

Teleportation is a better ability but I feel like I will just get up to no good with it meanwhile I can end world hunger with the food


Hmm I guess that's what this comes down to. One choice is selfish in nature when compared to the other. I think I'd go with teleportation if I really had to choose.
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fuzzylittlbunny
10/28/17 7:24:40 AM
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While teleportation would be cooler, the food/drink has a tiny loophole. I could create some valuable substance and become rich as fuck :D

Food is defined as "any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink, or that plants absorb, in order to maintain life and growth.", and people eat gold, sooooo... :3

And the whole being nice by ending world hunger, yada yada...
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Kineth
10/28/17 7:29:18 AM
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Food/Beverage. 2 basic survival needs out of the way until I die.
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Cobra1010
10/28/17 8:01:39 AM
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If you can absolutely summon any food and drink at will and it doesnt cost you any stamina, you can run an absolute out of the world high-end restaurant then you can make like 3-4 million a year. You wont have to hire chefs and you'll be known as the fastest 5 star restaurant in the world. And also the best quality.

So your revenue might actually be closer to 5-6 million a year. Since my estimate of 3-4million has already deducted the costs of a typpical high end restaurant making $9000 a night.

You could also summon expensive food/ingredients or summon herbs. Selling truffles, shark fins, edible birds' nests, ginseng, sordyceps sinensis etc. Would get you rich in no time.
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Sami1000
10/28/17 8:06:11 AM
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Food and drink is very tempting, because i could solve hunger problems for good, BUT i'm afraid what kind of economical catastrophe it might cause.

I don't know if teleportation would be anywhere near as useful as infinite food and drink.
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Shotgunnova
10/28/17 8:08:18 AM
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Tyrannosaurus posted...
Teleport: ability to teleport anywhere with no risk.
This.
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TheSexMachine
10/28/17 8:08:23 AM
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im not 13 posted...
meanwhile I can end world hunger with the food

They would kill you the first chance they would get.
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Chicken
10/28/17 8:08:54 AM
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I summon a potion of teleportation.
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Gamer99z
10/28/17 8:13:56 AM
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Teleportation.
I could just teleport to the store or to a restaurant for whatever food I want right when I want it.
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GOATSLAYER
10/28/17 8:14:30 AM
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The title says I can make any food at will. Which means I could even make food that doesn't actually exist. Like a slice of pizza that gives whoever eats it super strength or flight or whatever. It would be so easy to exploit that loophole
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WilliamPorygon
10/28/17 8:17:21 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Teleportation.
I could just teleport to the store or to a restaurant for whatever food I want right when I want it.

But with the food creation ability, you wouldn't even have to pay for it! Think of all the money you'd save!
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ClockworkHare
10/28/17 8:18:58 AM
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Hahaha you think you can take me down with your puny gun?

HAMBURGER IN YOUR BRAIN!
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Gamer99z
10/28/17 8:19:20 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Teleportation.
I could just teleport to the store or to a restaurant for whatever food I want right when I want it.

But with the food creation ability, you wouldn't even have to pay for it! Think of all the money you'd save!

You could just teleport away without paying if you don't mind breaking the law.
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Link HT
10/28/17 8:22:02 AM
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im not 13 posted...
Food thing

Teleportation is a better ability but I feel like I will just get up to no good with it meanwhile I can end world hunger with the food

No you can't.

There's more than enough food in the world to feed everyone, by a fucking huge margin. The problem is logistics in distribution and political. Unless that power means you can make food appear literally anywhere in the world like some kind of omniscient god, you're not solving anything.
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OpenlyGator
10/28/17 8:22:30 AM
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The food power is obviously the goofy choice, but it's interesting the amount of ways it could be used ruthless and destructively.

Food is still matter. And matter can cause serious problems when it's placed in siginifcant locations...
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Chicken
10/28/17 8:32:46 AM
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Also can I summon water below me so I can just surf everywhere?
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TheMarthKoopa
10/28/17 8:50:32 AM
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Food because I'm a lazy piece of shit
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averagejoel
10/28/17 10:03:49 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
Food and drink is very tempting, because i could solve hunger problems for good, BUT i'm afraid what kind of economical catastrophe it might cause.

imagine believing that rich peoples' money is more important than the survival and well-being of the vast majority of the world
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SageHarpuia
10/28/17 10:06:33 AM
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On one hand I could teleport to an unpopulated island, but on the other I'd have to keep going back for food...
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Ilishe
10/28/17 10:09:01 AM
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Teleport without a doubt. Fun and incredibly useful.
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SageHarpuia
10/28/17 10:10:13 AM
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averagejoel posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Food and drink is very tempting, because i could solve hunger problems for good, BUT i'm afraid what kind of economical catastrophe it might cause.

imagine believing that rich peoples' money is more important than the survival and well-being of the vast majority of the world

Having food is only part of the equation. You also need shelter and clothes, something people produce to sell so that they can buy food. If they're getting food for free they'll have no reason to produce surplus and people who can't make those things for themselves will go without. Fucking socialists.
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averagejoel
10/28/17 10:15:50 AM
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SageHarpuia posted...
averagejoel posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Food and drink is very tempting, because i could solve hunger problems for good, BUT i'm afraid what kind of economical catastrophe it might cause.

imagine believing that rich peoples' money is more important than the survival and well-being of the vast majority of the world

Having food is only part of the equation. You also need shelter and clothes, something people produce to sell so that they can buy food. If they're getting food for free they'll have no reason to produce surplus and people who can't make those things for themselves will go without. Fucking socialists.

so people should go hungry because food isn't the only necessity. what a great point you have provided. thank you for enlightening me
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SageHarpuia
10/28/17 10:18:33 AM
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averagejoel posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
averagejoel posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Food and drink is very tempting, because i could solve hunger problems for good, BUT i'm afraid what kind of economical catastrophe it might cause.

imagine believing that rich peoples' money is more important than the survival and well-being of the vast majority of the world

Having food is only part of the equation. You also need shelter and clothes, something people produce to sell so that they can buy food. If they're getting food for free they'll have no reason to produce surplus and people who can't make those things for themselves will go without. Fucking socialists.

so people should go hungry because food isn't the only necessity. what a great point you have provided. thank you for enlightening me

You're not very bright.
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Uncle_Drew
10/28/17 10:20:09 AM
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Food easily
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Damien747
10/28/17 10:21:03 AM
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Food/drink production.

I'd score me a Nobel once I end world hunger.
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SSMajinVegeta2
10/28/17 10:21:08 AM
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iron jojo posted...
Teleportation but it would be funny to open a restaurant with no kitchen, just me in a back room thinking about food.


Hilarious idea when you think about it lol
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Juhanor
10/28/17 10:21:33 AM
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Food/beverage. As stated, you'd get rich running a "order/eat whatever you want" restaurant, you could feed the hungry for charity work on the side and if you got creative, you could stop crime using your power too.

On top of all that, if you just wanted to live off the grid? Just get a cabin or a lighthouse, and you'd never have to return to society again.

I mean, teleport is cool and all...but food/beverage is too OP.
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Sami1000
10/28/17 10:23:30 AM
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averagejoel posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
averagejoel posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Food and drink is very tempting, because i could solve hunger problems for good, BUT i'm afraid what kind of economical catastrophe it might cause.

imagine believing that rich peoples' money is more important than the survival and well-being of the vast majority of the world

Having food is only part of the equation. You also need shelter and clothes, something people produce to sell so that they can buy food. If they're getting food for free they'll have no reason to produce surplus and people who can't make those things for themselves will go without. Fucking socialists.

so people should go hungry because food isn't the only necessity. what a great point you have provided. thank you for enlightening me


What about tens of millions of people who becomes jobless. Whole food industry disappears. You honestly think that wouldn't cause pretty bad damages for economy? Hunger gets replaced by people becoming homeless or worse.
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Waluigi7
10/28/17 10:25:57 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
"any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink, or that plants absorb, in order to maintain life and growth.", and people eat gold,

Gold doesn't have nutritional substance, and doesn't maintain life and growth.
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YuriSakazaki0
10/28/17 10:35:41 AM
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Yomi posted...
Teleportation

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emblem boy
10/28/17 10:41:03 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
averagejoel posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
averagejoel posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Food and drink is very tempting, because i could solve hunger problems for good, BUT i'm afraid what kind of economical catastrophe it might cause.

imagine believing that rich peoples' money is more important than the survival and well-being of the vast majority of the world

Having food is only part of the equation. You also need shelter and clothes, something people produce to sell so that they can buy food. If they're getting food for free they'll have no reason to produce surplus and people who can't make those things for themselves will go without. Fucking socialists.

so people should go hungry because food isn't the only necessity. what a great point you have provided. thank you for enlightening me


What about tens of millions of people who becomes jobless. Whole food industry disappears. You honestly think that wouldn't cause pretty bad damages for economy? Hunger gets replaced by people becoming homeless or worse.


They'll gain new skills to live in this new market of free food. Life and jobs will change as needed. But ya, still be a drastic change for a long time

Also, the issue with world hunger isn't really a lack of food. Unless the ability to create food also includes the ability to have that for appear anywhere, you won't be solving world hunger.
You need to actually get the food to the people
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MuayThai85
10/28/17 10:44:07 AM
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Teleportation easily, especially if I can take someone or something with me. . Could travel back and forth to Canada and Thailand with ease. Even if I couldn't use the power to do illegal things like becoming the best smuggler in the world I could find work in Canada while living in Thailand.
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yoshifan1
10/28/17 10:57:08 AM
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Teleportation. Don't have to worry about altering the mass of the universe.
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MysticMismagius
10/28/17 11:03:28 AM
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Food and drink, because paying for that stuff gets expensive fast.
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Secret Asian Man
10/28/17 11:09:03 AM
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yoshifan1 posted...
Teleportation. Don't have to worry about altering the mass of the universe.
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Kineth
10/28/17 12:03:14 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
Hahaha you think you can take me down with your puny gun?

HAMBURGER IN YOUR BRAIN!


lol
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Pastryarchy
10/28/17 2:24:48 PM
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Chicken posted...
Also can I summon water below me so I can just surf everywhere?

I would be surfing on Kool-Aid.

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Bishop9800
10/28/17 2:27:07 PM
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Kineth posted...
Food/Beverage. 2 basic survival needs out of the way until I die.


This. Plus I could open up a restaurant and make some money!!!
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thronedfire2
10/28/17 2:33:55 PM
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could you summon enough water to flood the entire world?
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CensorErik
10/28/17 2:40:48 PM
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Chicken posted...
I summon a potion of teleportation.


Teleportation. I'd use it to make tons of money and continue buying food as usual. As for the 'helping others' angle, I could help people all over the world get out of bad situations; fires, floods, earthquakes, etc. There's so much good that could come from being able to teleport if you use a little imagination. For others as well as myself.
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gatorsPENSbucs
10/28/17 2:40:51 PM
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Food thing. Open up a little food truck and make bank. Get some expensive ass foods and drinks and sell those off to restaurants or people or wherever.

And plus, all the money Im saving from not having to buy food would be amazing and then always getting to eat or drink whatever Im craving would just be heaven.
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