Current Events > $1,000,000 vs the ability to physically punch people through the internet.

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3khc
10/26/17 5:36:30 PM
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Can't use ability to make money.


Ability for the rare moment a troll gets under my skin
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Tryhaptaward
10/26/17 5:36:52 PM
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Money
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darkphoenix181
10/26/17 5:37:39 PM
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useless ability
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Tryhaptaward
10/26/17 5:37:46 PM
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If it was $1000 I'd still take the money
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itachi15243
10/26/17 5:37:58 PM
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Money, I don't take the internet very seriously
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CADE FOSTER
10/26/17 5:39:23 PM
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Sami1000
10/26/17 5:39:51 PM
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Money in heartbeat. I could help my family so much with that money, and my mother could maybe even quit her miserable job and enjoy her life first time in 10+ fucking years. I would complete waste of human being if i took ability to punch some stranger through internet.
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Unsugarized_Foo
10/26/17 5:42:41 PM
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Imagine if just a percentage of a percent of the population had that power.

Everyone would have be like L and go undercover cause they'd always get punched. Putin and Trump would have to go into hiding and Kim would call everyone a fool whike his face glows
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3khc
10/26/17 5:43:20 PM
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Nah, it's still a cool super power. Brb vigilante justice time.
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m_mungmung
10/26/17 5:46:02 PM
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3khc posted...
Ability for the rare moment a troll gets under my skin

Id look for ISIS recruitment websites and then three weeks later, headlines over the world would read Terrorists All Beaten To Death By Their Phones
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hollow_shrine
10/26/17 5:46:48 PM
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Money. I don't need the ego.
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gguirao
10/26/17 5:48:37 PM
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Money.
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Solid Snake07
10/26/17 5:50:21 PM
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money, I couldn't care less what losers on the internet have to say
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3khc
10/26/17 5:52:28 PM
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Ignore what I said about makong money. What's stopping us.
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KazumaKiryu
10/26/17 5:55:14 PM
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Is my only ability a magic punch? Like, I don't gain the ability to go through computer screens?
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wasserpanzer
10/26/17 5:56:31 PM
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3khc posted...
Can't use ability to make money

useless
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Letron_James
10/26/17 5:58:58 PM
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Ability

Id put on brass knuckles and become an internet hitman. charge 25 grand a kill, im sure i can make that million after a week or so by posting ads on yahoo comment sections as well as youtube. For more high profile hits id charge more obviously.
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MrOnionHead
10/26/17 6:00:55 PM
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The ability to beat anybody (potentially to death) as long as they have an internet connection, with no chance of being caught?

Sounds awesome.
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R_Jackal
10/26/17 6:08:48 PM
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Considering it would be incredibly hard to track, punching.

Then you just make it so a select few rich people get punched every time they use their smart TV, smartphone, computer, or gaming console. Easily pass a million.
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RickyTheBAWSE
10/26/17 6:16:08 PM
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money.

there's no joy in me punching somebody who has no chance of doing anything about it.
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jayj420
10/26/17 6:17:25 PM
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I mean wow imagine what use I could make of that ability...
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DocileOrangeCup
10/26/17 6:19:08 PM
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JosefuJustice11
10/26/17 6:20:45 PM
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I pick the money, obviously.
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