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darkphoenix181
10/25/17 1:20:41 PM
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http://babylonbee.com/news/fantasy-leagues-now-offering-50-points-per-anthem-kneel/

U.S.Pay attention, fantasy moguls, because this may change your strategy: the vast majority of online fantasy leagues are now offering 50 points per player who kneels during the national anthem, causing a wide upset in the valuation of fantasy players and a sudden increase in support for the NFL players ongoing protests.

A player who raises a fist during the national anthem will immediately score 12 fantasy points, while a successful take-a-knee maneuver will generate a whopping 50 points for a fantasy owner. The new rules took effect for all the major online fantasy front-ends, such as ESPN, Yahoo!, and NFL.com.

Youre going to want to pick up players who refuse to stand for the USAs national anthem, ESPN commentator Buck Sanders said Friday. This is going to throw a lot of rankings way out of whack.


ugh

I am NOT looking forward to this! It is already hard enough to choose my lineup.
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tremain07
10/25/17 1:21:29 PM
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I hate the world, so fucking much. Just so fucking much.
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philsov
10/25/17 1:22:20 PM
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that's... actually a genius way to make the watchers vilify the protesters,
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darkphoenix181
10/25/17 1:22:30 PM
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tremain07 posted...
I hate the world, so fucking much. Just so fucking much.


not sure why this particular post triggered this out of you

care to discuss?
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AllStar_09
10/25/17 1:23:19 PM
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satire
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DarkChozoGhost
10/25/17 1:23:49 PM
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lol
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SArm_v2_0
10/25/17 1:23:54 PM
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tremain07 posted...
I hate the world, so fucking much. Just so fucking much.

I don't. I love satire like this. Don't you like the onion?
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Mizznox
10/25/17 1:23:59 PM
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Do... do you guys think this is a serious article?
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hollow_shrine
10/25/17 1:24:44 PM
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AllStar_09 posted...
satire

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BLAKUboy
10/25/17 1:25:11 PM
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Mizznox posted...
Do... do you guys think this is a serious article?

TC does.
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YellowSUV
10/25/17 1:25:55 PM
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LOL, is this is a joke article right?
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DarkChozoGhost
10/25/17 1:26:51 PM
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Mizznox posted...
Do... do you guys think this is a serious article?

Is this a real post?
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CableZL
10/25/17 1:27:10 PM
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darkphoenix181
10/25/17 1:29:09 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Mizznox posted...
Do... do you guys think this is a serious article?

TC does.


some people got upset with the first one I posted and started projecting

it appears BLAKUboy is one of them
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Old NoiseTank
10/25/17 1:36:19 PM
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changing my leagues scoring to this right now.
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darkphoenix181
10/25/17 1:37:23 PM
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Old NoiseTank posted...
changing my leagues scoring to this right now.


who is your top pick?
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Antifar
10/25/17 1:38:55 PM
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Shouldn't satire be funny?
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Old NoiseTank
10/25/17 1:40:37 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Old NoiseTank posted...
changing my leagues scoring to this right now.


who is your top pick?


all chips in on marquise goodwin. the 49ers have nothing else going for them any way.
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SArm_v2_0
10/25/17 1:40:53 PM
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Antifar posted...
Shouldn't satire be funny?

I think the last line, "Thank God for the right to free speech" is pretty good. There's layers to it.
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TheVipaGTS
10/25/17 1:42:22 PM
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i like how TC keeps trying to post satire articles to cover up for that one time he actually fell for one. just take the L and move on from it man. this new gimmick of yours is terrible..
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darkphoenix181
10/25/17 1:45:51 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
i like how TC keeps trying to post satire articles to cover up for that one time he actually fell for one. just take the L and move on from it man. this new gimmick of yours is terrible..


stop trying to troll me

it isn't working
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TheVipaGTS
10/25/17 1:46:47 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
i like how TC keeps trying to post satire articles to cover up for that one time he actually fell for one. just take the L and move on from it man. this new gimmick of yours is terrible..


stop trying to troll me

it isn't working

and you trying to pretend like this is just one long joke you planned from the start isn't either lol.
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darkphoenix181
10/25/17 1:48:08 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
i like how TC keeps trying to post satire articles to cover up for that one time he actually fell for one. just take the L and move on from it man. this new gimmick of yours is terrible..


stop trying to troll me

it isn't working

and you trying to pretend like this is just one long joke you planned from the start isn't either lol.


all I do is post an article from this site

and then you come in an say the same stupid thing that isn't even true

but carry on, this post won't stop you

but hey, I guess you like bumping these threads
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TheVipaGTS
10/25/17 1:50:17 PM
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I'm not really bumping it. still on the first page. its just funny watchng you do this to cover for yourself. to be fair that first one you posted is something you'd see on dumb conservative websites so i don't blame you for falling for it. We've all fallen for satire at least once.
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gatorsPENSbucs
10/25/17 1:52:34 PM
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Too bad the people kneeling arent worth a shit and wouldnt be rostered anyways.
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darkphoenix181
10/25/17 1:52:53 PM
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@TheVipaGTS posted...
I'm not really bumping it. still on the first page. its just funny watchng you do this to cover for yourself. to be fair that first one you posted is something you'd see on dumb conservative websites so i don't blame you for falling for it. We've all fallen for satire at least once.


you want it to be true so badly I almost pity you enough to pretend like it is

but I won't sorry bro

keep saying "banana banana banana " to make that apple a banana
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