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Veggeta X
10/24/17 9:30:48 AM
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1 million untaxed dollars wrapped nicely on your bed OR

Gain all of Ryu's power from Street Fighter all the way to Street Fighter 5. You become a very honed and skillful martial arts fighter, one of the best in the world. You gain all of his strength, speed and endurance magically regardless of your body size. Can use all of his variations of the Hadouken, Shoryuken and Tatsumaki Senpukyaku that Ryu does. If tempted by too much power you will be overcome by the Satsui no Hado however with the right mental state and training you can learn to control the power and not have it take over you.
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winged_weltall
10/24/17 9:53:47 AM
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The amount of money you could make by having Ryu's powers would make 1 mil look like pocket change.
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DifferentialEquation
10/24/17 9:54:34 AM
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winged_weltall posted...
The amount of money you could make by having Ryu's powers would make 1 mil look like pocket change.


This.
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voldothegr8
10/24/17 9:55:08 AM
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winged_weltall posted...
The amount of money you could make by having Ryu's powers would make 1 mil look like pocket change.

This. I'd clean up in boxing and UFC.
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Giant_Aspirin
10/24/17 9:55:30 AM
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winged_weltall posted...
The amount of money you could make by having Ryu's powers would make 1 mil look like pocket change.


my thoughts as well. i would travel around the world putting on shows and displays of my powers. i'd make millions without even fighting and it would be glorious.
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DifferentialEquation
10/24/17 9:59:18 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
winged_weltall posted...
The amount of money you could make by having Ryu's powers would make 1 mil look like pocket change.


my thoughts as well. i would travel around the world putting on shows and displays of my powers. i'd make millions without even fighting and it would be glorious.


Also, if we're considering the bonus stages to be canon, then you should be strong enough to total a car with your punches and kicks in like 30 seconds.
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Thugstar
10/24/17 10:02:14 AM
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Ryu's powers would be considered cheating so he would be banned from competitions.
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Shotgunnova
10/24/17 10:02:44 AM
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Bestow $1M unto me, comrade.
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Veggeta X
10/24/17 10:04:38 AM
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Thugstar posted...
Ryu's powers would be considered cheating so he would be banned from competitions.

Yeah you can't throw a hadouken in MMA lmao.
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voldothegr8
10/24/17 10:04:48 AM
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Thugstar posted...
Ryu's powers would be considered cheating so he would be banned from competitions.

Not if you're smart about it. I'd always be just a tad better than my opponent, and maybe throw a fight to make it look like I'm beatable.
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Knowledge_King
10/24/17 12:14:59 PM
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Ryu's powers, become a billionaire in MMA and boxing.
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SSJGrimReaper
10/24/17 12:16:44 PM
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Imagine not using the hurricane kick to propel yourself to work/school
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Veggeta X
10/24/17 12:23:46 PM
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Guys, you're all ignoring the fact that doing these things IRL will cause a ton of attention and you'd immediately be famous for better or worst.
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AlisLandale
10/24/17 12:26:29 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
Guys, you're all ignoring the fact that doing these things IRL will cause a ton of attention and you'd immediately be famous for better or worst.


Make my millions, then fake my death, assume a new identity in some other country. "Accidentally" pop up every once in a while, fueling conspiracy theories about my death and improving my brand, money continues to go to my "estate", which frequently buys esoteric merchandise from whatever country I'm hiding in.

Live the life.
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GuyCarlPeterson
10/24/17 12:27:24 PM
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Ryu dodged bullets in the Alpha movie.
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