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Ammonitida
10/23/17 6:09:57 PM
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More evidence that this universe is a computer simulation.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/universe-exist-cern-universe-matter-bizarre-behaviour-scientists-a8015216.html

Our universe shouldn't exist, scientists say.

The most elite scientists in the world are still struggling to find why exactly our universe didn't destroy itself as soon as it came into existence. That's what science says should have happened but it clearly hasn't, since you're here reading this, as far as we know.
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FrozenXylophone
10/23/17 6:10:48 PM
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why would the universe have destroyed itself?
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EverDownward
10/23/17 6:10:52 PM
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Life, uh, finds a way
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PikachuMaxwell
10/23/17 6:10:57 PM
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It's all a dream?!?
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PSXer_D5_MkIII
10/23/17 6:11:42 PM
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Does that mean the physicist is on a quest to try to destroy the universe?
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D-Lo_BrownTown
10/23/17 6:12:03 PM
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COVxy
10/23/17 6:12:15 PM
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Ammonitida posted...
More evidence that this universe is a computer simulation.


There's literally no such thing.
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Megaman50100
10/23/17 6:12:46 PM
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Jesus
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CarlGrimes
10/23/17 6:13:58 PM
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COVxy posted...
Ammonitida posted...
More evidence that this universe is a computer simulation.


There's literally no such thing.

Like I would believe a Sim.
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josifrees
10/23/17 6:14:26 PM
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More evidence scientists are dumbasses
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JE19426
10/23/17 6:14:45 PM
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FrozenXylophone posted...
why would the universe have destroyed itself?


Until the current theory, at the start the universe there was a 1:1 ratio of matter:anti-matter. When matter and anti-matter comes into contact they convert each other to pure energy so no matter exists.
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Awesome
10/23/17 6:16:04 PM
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simple explanation so people dont freak out: god did it
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frozenshock
10/23/17 6:16:13 PM
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They're operating on a false premiss.

They're so caught up wondering why the universe exists that they forgot they haven't started with step 1.

Step 1: define exactly what the word "exist" means.
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MakoReizei
10/23/17 6:16:51 PM
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Evidence for Intelligent Design
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FLUFFYGERM
10/23/17 6:17:21 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
Evidence for Intelligent Design


this tbqh
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Zack_Attackv1
10/23/17 6:17:44 PM
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billcom6
10/23/17 6:18:42 PM
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There is no explanation for the creation of the universe that will ever make sense.
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Ammonitida
10/23/17 6:18:46 PM
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Awesome posted...
simple explanation so people dont freak out: god did it


I was thinking the 15-year-old boy in his mother's basement did it, when he decided to turn on his computer and install his new "Sims The Universe" game.
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M-Watcher
10/23/17 6:20:37 PM
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Throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks.

Scientists do that a lot, this is just another example.
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Rika_Furude
10/24/17 5:25:38 AM
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Awesome posted...
simple explanation so people dont freak out: god did it

and why would people freak out over "we don't know yet"?
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MedeaLysistrata
10/24/17 6:00:47 AM
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frozenshock posted...
They're operating on a false premiss.

They're so caught up wondering why the universe exists that they forgot they haven't started with step 1.

Step 1: define exactly what the word "exist" means.

but then philosophy would be more important than science and we can't have that, right?
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Ryo_the_Inferno
10/24/17 6:19:00 AM
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Why is this news? I've been saying this for years.
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Cookie Bag
10/24/17 6:23:01 AM
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COVxy posted...
Ammonitida posted...
More evidence that this universe is a computer simulation.


There's literally no such thing.

or is it?
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frozenshock
10/24/17 7:32:58 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
but then philosophy would be more important than science and we can't have that, right?


Neither is more important than the other, but either of them without the other is akin to a snake eating its own tail, or a camera trying to take a picture of its own lenses.
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cjsdowg
10/24/17 7:34:25 AM
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PikachuMaxwell posted...
It's all a dream?!?


I used to read Word Up! magazine
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Funkydog
10/24/17 7:38:02 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Neither is more important than the other, but either of them without the other is akin to a snake eating its own tail, or a camera trying to take a picture of its own lenses

The ouroborus and mirrors are sins we must destroy.
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WindMouseHanpan
10/24/17 8:31:27 AM
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"We don't fully understand how the universe works, therefore we have come to the conclusion that it should not exist"
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Anarchy_Juiblex
10/24/17 8:34:44 AM
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josifrees posted...
More evidence Andrew Griffin is dumbass


ftfy

Frankly it's a stupid title. Even if there wasn't asymmetry in the early universe, the universe would still exist, it would just look difference. Anti-matter/matter reactions don't annihilate energy out of existence.
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AlisLandale
10/24/17 8:35:53 AM
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El Psy Congroo!
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Memstar
10/24/17 8:36:21 AM
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Proof God exists
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DevsBro
10/24/17 8:38:25 AM
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Funny how it took them this long to realize it.
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voldothegr8
10/24/17 8:42:44 AM
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WindMouseHanpan posted...
"We don't fully understand how the universe works, therefore we have come to the conclusion that it should not exist"

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JE19426
10/24/17 9:42:39 AM
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WindMouseHanpan posted...
"We don't fully understand how the universe works, therefore we have come to the conclusion that it should not exist"


Who are you quoting?
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lilORANG
10/24/17 9:44:34 AM
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mortimerjames
10/24/17 9:46:22 AM
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I think you mean this proves God is real.
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drunkmuggle
10/24/17 9:48:47 AM
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why do we need science when we have jesus?
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Ammonitida
10/24/17 9:51:39 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
I think you mean this proves God is real.

God, 15-year-old boy who runs the universe sim on his computer, what's the difference?
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hollow_shrine
10/24/17 9:51:51 AM
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I dislike headlines like this.

What evidence do they have that this iteration of the universe is any less likely to occur than any others? If you're going to say things like "this shouldn't have happened," then you must have some idea of 'what should have happened.'

Basically, there is something preventing antimatter and matter from reacting explosively across the universe. Thanks. That's an observation that has been apparent from the moment antimatter was discovered.
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Pancake
10/24/17 9:51:58 AM
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Ammonitida
posting about physics


i feel like we've met before. you said i ganked you in dark souls but i so totally didn't.
i've literally never summoned in help, the accusation was always absurd. the closest i've come was a few solaire-ups against o&s.
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mortimerjames
10/24/17 9:56:25 AM
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Ammonitida posted...
mortimerjames posted...
I think you mean this proves God is real.

God, 15-year-old boy who runs the universe sim on his computer, what's the difference?

One needs to be explain the other doesn't
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eston
10/24/17 10:04:42 AM
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BlueBoy675
10/24/17 10:05:40 AM
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This whole theory is like a Jaden Smith tweet

"How can we exist if our universe isn't real?"
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WindMouseHanpan
10/24/17 5:24:41 PM
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JE19426 posted...
WindMouseHanpan posted...
"We don't fully understand how the universe works, therefore we have come to the conclusion that it should not exist"


Who are you quoting?


No one, just making it more obvious how ridiculous their claim is.

Saying the universe should not exist, when you don't even fully understand everything about the universe to begin with, is silly. It's like saying "plants should not exist" just because we've never observed them eating something to stay alive (carnivorous plants aside), before we learned that they absorb nutrients from the ground and make energy through photosynthesis. We don't fully understand everything about dark matter, the universe, etc, so it's quite a leap to say it "shouldn't exist" when we don't actually know everything about what makes it tick to begin with. There is some element or property out there, probably many, that we have yet to discover, which would shed more light on things.
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
10/24/17 5:26:40 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
MakoReizei posted...
Evidence for Intelligent Design


this tbqh

The human body was intelligently designed by someone who hates everything it wants to do

smart
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
10/24/17 5:29:51 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
WindMouseHanpan posted...
"We don't fully understand how the universe works, therefore we have come to the conclusion that it should not exist"

You clearly don't know what they mean by that

What they mean is that it doesn't make sense from what we currently know about it, which isn't really anything that wasn't already obvious

mortimerjames posted...
I think you mean this proves God is real.

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JE19426
10/24/17 5:34:55 PM
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WindMouseHanpan posted...
No one, just making it more obvious how ridiculous their claim is.

Saying the universe should not exist, when you don't even fully understand everything about the universe to begin with, is silly. It's like saying "plants should not exist" just because we've never observed them eating something to stay alive (carnivorous plants aside), before we learned that they absorb nutrients from the ground and make energy through photosynthesis. We don't fully understand everything about dark matter, the universe, etc, so it's quite a leap to say it "shouldn't exist" when we don't actually know everything about what makes it tick to begin with. There is some element or property out there, probably many, that we have yet to discover, which would shed more light on things.


So what your saying is that you never read the scientists statement.
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