Poll of the Day > Sometimes when I'm bored I hit up hookers on backpage and see if they will do

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SmokeMassTree
10/20/17 2:09:28 AM
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Manual labor

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do_ob_tpkillr
10/20/17 2:11:35 AM
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Ahh... The classic #4419 from r/jokes.
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SmokeMassTree
10/20/17 2:11:44 AM
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Y'all really have no reason to be virgins. These hoes are selling this shit for the low
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Smarkil
10/20/17 2:19:02 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Y'all really have no reason to be virgins. These hoes are selling this shit for the low


You can't get a hooker on backpage. Ignoring the potential for them to be a cop, those bitches gotta have something.
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SmokeMassTree
10/20/17 2:20:13 AM
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I mean you can easily get a hooker from backpage for the price of a good meal.
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Kislevic
10/20/17 2:21:44 AM
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Lol why are hookers illegal in America?
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ClarkDuke
10/20/17 2:24:30 AM
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Smarkil posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Y'all really have no reason to be virgins. These hoes are selling this shit for the low


You can't get a hooker on backpage. Ignoring the potential for them to be a cop, those bitches gotta have something.

He gets free crabs with the order, ok?
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blurxacc
10/20/17 2:41:21 AM
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What does 40 80 120 even mean?
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Krow_Incarnate
10/20/17 2:43:10 AM
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blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?

....Seriously?
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Yellow
10/20/17 2:43:21 AM
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blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?

$
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blurxacc
10/20/17 2:44:16 AM
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Yellow posted...
blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?

$

Well is it $40 an hour or what?
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Kyuubi4269
10/20/17 2:47:34 AM
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blurxacc posted...
Yellow posted...
blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?

$

Well is it $40 an hour or what?

Quickie, 30 mins, 1 hour, I think.
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SmokeMassTree
10/20/17 2:58:30 AM
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blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?



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ClarkDuke
10/20/17 3:03:27 AM
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blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?

She's trying to guess his weight, ok?
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Kyuubi4269
10/20/17 3:08:03 AM
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ClarkDuke posted...
blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?

She's trying to guess his weight, ok?

And that was the first guess.
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ClarkDuke
10/20/17 3:10:17 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?

She's trying to guess his weight, ok?

And that was the first guess.

She was no where close, ok?
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kingdrake2
10/20/17 3:35:53 AM
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getting ripped off on 40$ if want a quickie.
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DocDelicious
10/20/17 3:36:03 AM
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blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?

Handjob, blowjob, intercourse.

Damn shut-ins.
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SmokeMassTree
10/20/17 3:36:37 AM
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People pay for handjobs?
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DocDelicious
10/20/17 3:51:14 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
People pay for handjobs?

People pay to be shit on/stepped on and whipped...of course they pay for handjobs.
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Joshs Name
10/20/17 3:52:39 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?

Handjob, blowjob, intercourse.

Damn shut-ins.


damn.. i assumed minutes...
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DocDelicious
10/20/17 4:17:15 AM
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Joshs Name posted...
DocDelicious posted...
blurxacc posted...
What does 40 80 120 even mean?

Handjob, blowjob, intercourse.

Damn shut-ins.


damn.. i assumed minutes...

Nah it's usually an "on completion" thing. Though some girls will charge extra if you take longer than an hour or so...but those are also the girls you wanna avoid because they're busy...if you catch my drift.

For the record I've never been with a hooker lol. I work/have partied with a guy that uses their services a lot though.
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TheCyborgNinja
10/20/17 4:22:44 AM
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I will never understand the logic in hiring a hooker... If I had to resort to that for sex, I'd probably just go swimming with a backpack full of rocks instead.
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Yellow
10/20/17 4:31:54 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
I will never understand the logic in hiring a hooker... If I had to resort to that for sex, I'd probably just go swimming with a backpack full of rocks instead.

Well you see, with a hooker, you have sex, but when you wear a backpack full of rocks and go swimming you just die a painful death.
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TheCyborgNinja
10/20/17 4:49:54 AM
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Yellow posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I will never understand the logic in hiring a hooker... If I had to resort to that for sex, I'd probably just go swimming with a backpack full of rocks instead.

Well you see, with a hooker, you have sex, but when you wear a backpack full of rocks and go swimming you just die a painful death.

Yeah, but isn't that better under those circumstances? They're both giving up, but only the latter involves acceptance.
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Yellow
10/20/17 5:10:16 AM
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And drowning. I like sex at the very least more than drowning.
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ArtVandelay
10/20/17 5:12:19 AM
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why not just j/o instead of sleeping w da fishes. smh bro
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What_The_Chris
10/20/17 5:20:58 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Y'all really have no reason to be virgins. These hoes are selling this shit for the low

if the only way a woman would have sex with you was if you paid her, then whether or not it's good to be a virgin is the least of your worries
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