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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:28:35 PM
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https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-confirms-plans-continue-saying-conservatives-hate-women/

HOLLYWOOD, CAA panel of Hollywood elites issued a statement Tuesday reassuring the American public that the entertainment industry will continue claiming that conservatives are the ones who hate women, despite its own prominent, far-left members currently being embroiled in multiple sexual scandals against females which seem to permeate industry-wide.

While many have grown concerned that liberal celebrities would lose the moral high ground in the midst of the ongoing sexual assault and harassment scandals rocking the industry, a team of Hollywood producers, directors, and actors confidently confirmed they would continue to virtue signal and shame anyone who disagrees with them.

They further relayed Hollywoods plans to keep on employing language like anti-women, sexist, the war on women, and the right hates women, when referring to social conservatives differing opinions on abortion and health care, despite the recent revelation that wealthy, powerful, vocally liberal members in the upper echelons of Hollywood culture have been objectifying, bribing, blackmailing, and assaulting women for years with widespread complicity in the industry, while at the same time painting themselves as champions of womens rights, sources confirmed.


In the words of Iron Man, "not a great plan"
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MikeArmstrong
10/18/17 4:29:08 PM
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So...they're going to keep stating facts?
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OpheliaAdenade
10/18/17 4:30:00 PM
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I see TC really loves this new "real news" website he's found :u
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VipaGTS
10/18/17 4:30:38 PM
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TC are you making these topics ironically? or did you seriously fall for the first one you posted and now you're trying to cover for it?
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Gamer99z
10/18/17 4:30:46 PM
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MikeArmstrong posted...
So...they're going to keep stating facts?

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SArm_v2_0
10/18/17 4:30:53 PM
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The Babylon Bee is a satirical Christian evangelical news site...
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metralo
10/18/17 4:31:52 PM
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Dont worrythe second the Weinstein scandal fades from the news cycle, itll be business as usual here in Tinseltown, Matt Damon told reporters, speaking on behalf of the industry. We plan on hitting Republicans, the religious right, and conservatives as hard as ever, despite our obvious hypocrisy.

did you leave out this quote in your post because it made it obvious that this is just a bullshit hit piece
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:32:05 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
TC are you making these topics ironically?


i don't think he is.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:32:08 PM
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these replies are great

keep them coming
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VipaGTS
10/18/17 4:33:10 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
these replies are great

keep them coming

he really fell for that antifa one and is trying to play the "lol i was just pretending guys" card now lol...
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:34:17 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
these replies are great

keep them coming

he really fell for that antifa one and is trying to play the "lol i was just pretending guys" card now lol...


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75893483

here is the antifa one

but holy shit you guys are sure are upset

wtf
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Chad-Henne
10/18/17 4:34:54 PM
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:35:27 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
VipaGTS posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
these replies are great

keep them coming

he really fell for that antifa one and is trying to play the "lol i was just pretending guys" card now lol...


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75893483

here is the antifa one

but holy shit you guys are sure are upset

wtf


right, and you acted confused when i said "imagine thinking this is serious".

you should stop doubling down, just admit your mistake instead of making it worse.
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SArm_v2_0
10/18/17 4:35:58 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
here is the antifa one

but holy s*** you guys are sure are upset

Not upset. Just don't understand what your point is.

EDIT oh wait. Unless you're proving that conservative satirical comedy exists (there's a topic that suggests that it doesn't). But why not link that topic to these for clarity's sake?
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Zikten
10/18/17 4:36:54 PM
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Im not sure why everyone thinks TC believes this site. he made it pretty obvious in his very first post in the antifa topic that he knows it's a joke. I think you guys just are a little too eager to point and laugh at someone.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:36:54 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
VipaGTS posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
these replies are great

keep them coming

he really fell for that antifa one and is trying to play the "lol i was just pretending guys" card now lol...


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75893483

here is the antifa one

but holy shit you guys are sure are upset

wtf


right, and you acted confused when i said "imagine thinking this is serious".

you should stop doubling down.


your comment made no sense and still doesn't

are you seriously so upset you want to try and paint it like I didn't know what I was sharing?

lmfao
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MacadamianNut3
10/18/17 4:37:17 PM
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"imonlypretending.jpg, the topic"
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:38:14 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
VipaGTS posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
these replies are great

keep them coming

he really fell for that antifa one and is trying to play the "lol i was just pretending guys" card now lol...


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75893483

here is the antifa one

but holy shit you guys are sure are upset

wtf


right, and you acted confused when i said "imagine thinking this is serious".

you should stop doubling down.


your comment made no sense and still doesn't

are you seriously so upset you want to try and paint it like I didn't know what I was sharing?

lmfao


i don't know why you think im upset, but if it helps you feel better about this whole charade then by all means.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:40:48 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i don't know why you think im upset, but if it helps you feel better about this whole charade then by all means.


if you weren't upset, you wouldn't be trying to make it look like I shared it as serious news

I mean even Doom_Art understood that

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75893483/888681334

cool down your rage so you can think critically please
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:42:05 PM
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hmmmm, well, okay.
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donkeyjack
10/18/17 4:43:04 PM
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Lol, no they don't. Conservative worships women and clown dudes like me who don't put them on the pedestal.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:43:13 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
hmmmm, well, okay.


satire shouldn't make you rage, even if it is the other side

can't laugh at yourself? why not?

but I doubt you are a jobless antifa or hollywood elite who says conservatives hate women

so why feel threatened by such satire?

it is quite curious
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:45:27 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
satire shouldn't make you rage


i dont know how many times i can express this, but you ... didn't make me mad. sorry to burst your bubble.

you may take this and say "hurrrpa but you're replying to me, clearly you're butt furious" but ... no.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:49:19 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
satire shouldn't make you rage


i dont know how many times i can express this, but you ... didn't make me mad. sorry to burst your bubble.

you may take this and say "hurrrpa but you're replying to me, clearly you're butt furious" but ... no.


if you say so

but seriously, why did you think I didn't know it was satire?

all I said was lmao and I replied to a guy who said "conservatives aren't funny" with "that thread which said they aren't funny was proven wrong because of this article"

and yet you posted several times that you were SURE I didn't know it was satire

I mean, what else would make you think this other than anger?
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:50:23 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...

but seriously, why did you think I didn't know it was satire?


your history of how you view liberals and how much you enjoy making them look bad.

also, i wasn't the only person who thought you thought it was serious. but keep obsessing over my replies.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:53:07 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
your history of how you view liberals and how much you enjoy making them look bad.


what history?
arguing about your beloved CNN?

omg
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:53:41 PM
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i dont even care anymore dude.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 5:04:01 PM
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SArm_v2_0 posted...
EDIT oh wait. Unless you're proving that conservative satirical comedy exists (there's a topic that suggests that it doesn't). But why not link that topic to these for clarity's sake?


no I was just sharing what gave me a chuckle

no other point
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 5:09:00 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
also, i wasn't the only person who thought you thought it was serious. but keep obsessing over my replies.


it is curious

no one ever did this to people who shared onion articles

usually they admitted that at first they thought it was real until they figured out it was the onion

I suspect this happened here except users took it out on me
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/18/17 5:10:11 PM
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Is this the right attempting humor?
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 5:10:16 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
no one ever did this to people who shared onion articles

usually they admitted that at first they thought it was real until they figured out it was the onion

I suspect this happened here except users took it out on me


that's possible.

but if multiple people misinterpreted something you did, perhaps the fault lies not with them. just throwing that out there.
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Zikten
10/18/17 5:12:12 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
but if multiple people misinterpreted something you did, perhaps the fault lies not with them. just throwing that out there.

that's the kind of logic that puts innocent people on death row.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 5:12:50 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
no one ever did this to people who shared onion articles

usually they admitted that at first they thought it was real until they figured out it was the onion

I suspect this happened here except users took it out on me


that's possible.

but if multiple people misinterpreted something you did, perhaps the fault lies not with them. just throwing that out there.


I literally cannot be at fault

you don't share onion articles and in bold put "guys this isn't real, don't think that I thought it was!"

that ruins part of the joke

if I am at fault, that means you literally find fault in me sharing this

guess I did a bad baaaaad thing
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 6:59:01 PM
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Hey it's Sarm!!! Miss you, man.


is this the real Sarm?
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