Board 8 > There are three urinals

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SmartMuffin 10/11/17 5:33:17 PM #1:	Which one do you use Middle, next to the dude Right, the tiny one View Results Left and middle are regular sized, right is the tiny one. A dude is using the left. Your only options are to go next to the dude, or to use the tiny one. --- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://i.imgur.com/W66HUUy.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:888250159] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote> Which one do you use Middle, next to the dude Right, the tiny one View Results Left and middle are regular sized, right is the tiny one. A dude is using the left. Your only options are to go next to the dude, or to use the tiny one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 10/11/17 5:34:02 PM #2:	no shame in using the tiny urinal --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png http://imgur.com/suPzV37 <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:888250201] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>no shame in using the tiny urinal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jakyl25 10/11/17 5:35:09 PM #3:	Assuming by Tiny you mean that I would have to alter my stance to use it? The middle one, and just turn head to the other direction --- Thank you, Eddie Guerrero. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvGKDK2WIAAmKTf?format=jpg&name=large <cite>Jakyl25 posted [p:888250261] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>Assuming by Tiny you mean that I would have to alter my stance to use it? The middle one, and just turn head to the other direction</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Logicblade 10/11/17 5:38:44 PM #4:	I use the toilet. --- Spare me your obsolete empathy The voice of sympathy means nothing to me <cite>Logicblade posted [p:888250472] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>I use the toilet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 10/11/17 5:40:53 PM #5:	Jakyl25 posted... Assuming by Tiny you mean that I would have to alter my stance to use it? The middle one, and just turn head to the other direction hmm I don't think so, unless you're really tall it's just, you know, the weird tiny one at the end that nobody ever wants to use probably intended for children or midgets or whatever --- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://i.imgur.com/W66HUUy.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:888250588] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jakyl25 posted...</cite> <quote>Assuming by Tiny you mean that I would have to alter my stance to use it? The middle one, and just turn head to the other direction</quote> hmm I don't think so, unless you're really tall it's just, you know, the weird tiny one at the end that nobody ever wants to use probably intended for children or midgets or whatever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranzonEx 10/11/17 5:44:40 PM #6:	I stand in line behind the guy using the left urinal --- 2 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>GranzonEx posted [p:888250832] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>I stand in line behind the guy using the left urinal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 10/11/17 5:47:12 PM #7:	GranzonEx posted... I stand in line behind the guy using the left urinal do you unzip before or after he leaves --- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://i.imgur.com/W66HUUy.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:888250965] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>GranzonEx posted...</cite> <quote>I stand in line behind the guy using the left urinal</quote> do you unzip before or after he leaves</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninkendo 10/11/17 5:48:43 PM #8:	Logicblade posted... I use the toilet. --- http://i.imgur.com/LhGP5E6.gif https://card.psnprofiles.com/2/CaptainRockman.png <cite>ninkendo posted [p:888251044] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Logicblade posted...</cite> <quote>I use the toilet.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tazzyboyishere 10/11/17 5:49:09 PM #9:	Manlier to go to the bigger one and start up a conversation about lifting --- http://i.imgur.com/l7xxLh1.jpg PSN/Steam - RoboQuote ; NNID - TazzyMan <cite>tazzyboyishere posted [p:888251075] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>Manlier to go to the bigger one and start up a conversation about lifting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 10/11/17 5:50:14 PM #10:	tazzyboyishere posted... Manlier to go to the bigger one and start up a conversation about lifting Isn't the manliest thing to do to just unzip and piss right on the other dude pissing? --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:888251139] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>tazzyboyishere posted...</cite> <quote>Manlier to go to the bigger one and start up a conversation about lifting</quote> Isn't the manliest thing to do to just unzip and piss right on the other dude pissing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranzonEx 10/11/17 5:52:30 PM #11:	SmartMuffin posted... GranzonEx posted... I stand in line behind the guy using the left urinal do you unzip before or after he leaves After he leaves. It would be awkward if he sees me with my pants unzipped behind him. --- 2 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>GranzonEx posted [p:888251284] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmartMuffin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GranzonEx posted...</cite> <quote>I stand in line behind the guy using the left urinal</quote> do you unzip before or after he leaves</quote> After he leaves. It would be awkward if he sees me with my pants unzipped behind him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AquaArcane 10/11/17 5:52:45 PM #12:	I go to another bathroom entirely --- You can keep me. <cite>AquaArcane posted [p:888251303] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>I go to another bathroom entirely</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tazzyboyishere 10/11/17 5:55:55 PM #13:	Corrik posted... tazzyboyishere posted... Manlier to go to the bigger one and start up a conversation about lifting Isn't the manliest thing to do to just unzip and piss right on the other dude pissing? Only if you call him weak while doing so --- http://i.imgur.com/l7xxLh1.jpg PSN/Steam - RoboQuote ; NNID - TazzyMan <cite>tazzyboyishere posted [p:888251482] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Corrik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>tazzyboyishere posted...</cite> <quote>Manlier to go to the bigger one and start up a conversation about lifting</quote> Isn't the manliest thing to do to just unzip and piss right on the other dude pissing?</quote> Only if you call him weak while doing so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X_Dante_X 10/11/17 5:57:10 PM #14:	i submit a formal complaint on why they only have one functional urinal --- boring and mundane signature Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold <cite>X_Dante_X posted [p:888251548] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>i submit a formal complaint on why they only have one functional urinal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRock1525 10/11/17 6:18:46 PM #15:	I never use urinals. --- TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues. <cite>TheRock1525 posted [p:888252694] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>I never use urinals.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 10/11/17 6:20:07 PM #16:	sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee --- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://i.imgur.com/W66HUUy.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:888252751] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Asagi_Igawa 10/11/17 6:25:06 PM #17:	TheRock1525 posted... I never use urinals. Stalls only --- Natwaf congratulates BKSheikah, Winner of the 2017 BYoG Guru contest! But Asagi Igawa is still the best Waifu <cite>Asagi_Igawa posted [p:888253021] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheRock1525 posted...</cite> <quote>I never use urinals.</quote> Stalls only</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trdl23 10/11/17 6:26:47 PM #18:	How big are the dividers between them? If theyre big enough Im ok using the big one next to another guy (because lol 6-foot-5) --- E come vivo? Vivo! "nice job. that's a very board 8-ish thing to do - aggressive laziness followed by unusual persistence" -transience <cite>trdl23 posted [p:888253112] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>How big are the dividers between them? If theyre big enough Im ok using the big one next to another guy (because lol 6-foot-5)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OliviaTremor 10/11/17 6:28:36 PM #19:	I go to the middle urinal but pee into the left one. --- Notyou <cite>OliviaTremor posted [p:888253216] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>I go to the middle urinal but pee into the left one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheKnightOfNee 10/11/17 6:37:05 PM #20:	guess today is a sink day --- ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER. Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi... <cite>TheKnightOfNee posted [p:888253705] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>guess today is a sink day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRock1525 10/11/17 6:47:30 PM #21:	SmartMuffin posted... sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee I didn't realize real men enjoyed having their own pee splashed back on them. --- TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues. <cite>TheRock1525 posted [p:888254231] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmartMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee</quote> I didn't realize real men enjoyed having their own pee splashed back on them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MysticBrohan 10/11/17 6:59:01 PM #22:	no but real men understand physics. are you peeing perpendicular to the back of the urinal? <cite>MysticBrohan posted [p:888254889] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>no but real men understand physics. are you peeing perpendicular to the back of the urinal?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 10/11/17 6:59:46 PM #23:	Pee in the sink instead. --- Congrats to 2017 Guru champ BKSheikah! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:888254943] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>Pee in the sink instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhoopsyDaisy 10/11/17 7:12:17 PM #24:	I stand to the right of the middle one, facing left, and pee sideways into the urinal while staring directly at the left guy's penis. --- senorhousemouse "I feel like you can't be a real person" - OmarsComin <cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted [p:888255709] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>I stand to the right of the middle one, facing left, and pee sideways into the urinal while staring directly at the left guy's penis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steiner 10/11/17 7:16:07 PM #25:	WhoopsyDaisy posted... I stand to the right of the middle one, facing left, and pee sideways into the urinal while staring directly at the left guy's penis. i read the post, laughed, then read the username and nodded --- Remember, BK_Sheikah* is eternal - all this pain is an illusion* <cite>Steiner posted [p:888255945] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted...</cite> <quote>I stand to the right of the middle one, facing left, and pee sideways into the urinal while staring directly at the left guy's penis.</quote> i read the post, laughed, then read the username and nodded</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neonreaper 10/11/17 7:43:36 PM #26:	Just go to which ever one. Who cares --- Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter? Walter: No, Donny. These men are cowards. <cite>neonreaper posted [p:888257629] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>Just go to which ever one. Who cares</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook 10/11/17 7:55:11 PM #27:	I pee into the pee stream of the guy in the left urinal, so that the force of his pee carries my pee into the proper sewage area. --- Belles, belles, belles! <cite>TomNook posted [p:888258294] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>I pee into the pee stream of the guy in the left urinal, so that the force of his pee carries my pee into the proper sewage area.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathChicken 10/11/17 7:56:37 PM #28:	Middle one while smiling approvingly at guy on the left. Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks --- We are thought, and reality, and concept, and the unimaginable <cite>DeathChicken posted [p:888258376] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>Middle one while smiling approvingly at guy on the left. Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fortybelowsummer 10/11/17 7:58:31 PM #29:	TomNook posted... I pee into the pee stream of the guy in the left urinal, so that the force of his pee carries my pee into the proper sewage area. Ah yes, crossing swords. Good strategy. --- Sleep. Those little slices of death. How I loathe them. <cite>fortybelowsummer posted [p:888258490] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>TomNook posted...</cite> <quote>I pee into the pee stream of the guy in the left urinal, so that the force of his pee carries my pee into the proper sewage area.</quote> Ah yes, crossing swords. Good strategy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JetJaguar 10/11/17 8:50:05 PM #30:	TheRock1525 posted... SmartMuffin posted... sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee I didn't realize real men enjoyed having their own pee splashed back on them. learn how to pee? --- TimJab - Your 2017 User of the Year! <cite>JetJaguar posted [p:888261410] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheRock1525 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SmartMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee</quote> I didn't realize real men enjoyed having their own pee splashed back on them.</quote> learn how to pee?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Meow1000 10/11/17 8:58:16 PM #31:	Right one or a stall. Anything but the middle one. --- Never underestimate the power of stupidity in numbers. ~War13104 Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience. <cite>Meow1000 posted [p:888261899] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>Right one or a stall. Anything but the middle one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_SecretSquirrel 10/11/17 9:50:52 PM #32:	neonreaper posted... Just go to which ever one. Who cares --- Agent Triple Zero at your service! BKSheikah is the new greatone. <cite>_SecretSquirrel posted [p:888264992] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>neonreaper posted...</cite> <quote>Just go to which ever one. Who cares</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 10/11/17 10:18:40 PM #33:	TheRock1525 posted... SmartMuffin posted... sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee I didn't realize real men enjoyed having their own pee splashed back on them. this is more likely to happen if you're sitting down than if you're standing up --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png http://imgur.com/suPzV37 <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:888266612] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheRock1525 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SmartMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee</quote> I didn't realize real men enjoyed having their own pee splashed back on them.</quote> this is more likely to happen if you're sitting down than if you're standing up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook 10/11/17 10:24:04 PM #34:	LeonhartFour posted... TheRock1525 posted... SmartMuffin posted... sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee I didn't realize real men enjoyed having their own pee splashed back on them. this is more likely to happen if you're sitting down than if you're standing up If a guy pees in a toilet, why would he sit down? Are people that fat, that their first thought is sitting down? --- Belles, belles, belles! <cite>TomNook posted [p:888266876] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>LeonhartFour posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheRock1525 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SmartMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee</quote> I didn't realize real men enjoyed having their own pee splashed back on them.</quote> this is more likely to happen if you're sitting down than if you're standing up</quote> If a guy pees in a toilet, why would he sit down? Are people that fat, that their first thought is sitting down?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ace_Killjoy 10/11/17 10:27:24 PM #35:	LeonhartFour posted... TheRock1525 posted... SmartMuffin posted... sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee I didn't realize real men enjoyed having their own pee splashed back on them. this is more likely to happen if you're sitting down than if you're standing up Sounds like your stream is a bit weak, bro. Anyway, it's really all about the technique. --- http://i.imgur.com/fSZWD.gif?noredirect <cite>Ace_Killjoy posted [p:888267043] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>LeonhartFour posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheRock1525 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SmartMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>sorry this poll is for men not for people who sit down to pee</quote> I didn't realize real men enjoyed having their own pee splashed back on them.</quote> this is more likely to happen if you're sitting down than if you're standing up</quote> Sounds like your stream is a bit weak, bro. Anyway, it's really all about the technique.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 10/11/17 10:31:44 PM #36:	If a guy pees in a toilet, why would he sit down? feminist ally --- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://i.imgur.com/W66HUUy.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:888267273] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><quote>If a guy pees in a toilet, why would he sit down?</quote> feminist ally</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 10/11/17 10:34:44 PM #37:	Ace_Killjoy posted... Sounds like your stream is a bit weak, bro. aren't you more likely to get splashback with a strong stream --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png http://imgur.com/suPzV37 <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:888267442] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ace_Killjoy posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like your stream is a bit weak, bro.</quote> aren't you more likely to get splashback with a strong stream</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 10/11/17 10:35:43 PM #38:	if you pee hard enough it creates a vacuum in the toilet bowl such that no drops can escape --- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://i.imgur.com/W66HUUy.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:888267501] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>if you pee hard enough it creates a vacuum in the toilet bowl such that no drops can escape</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ace_Killjoy 10/11/17 11:23:20 PM #39:	LeonhartFour posted... Ace_Killjoy posted... Sounds like your stream is a bit weak, bro. aren't you more likely to get splashback with a strong stream Ace_Killjoy posted... it's really all about the technique. --- http://i.imgur.com/fSZWD.gif?noredirect <cite>Ace_Killjoy posted [p:888269937] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>LeonhartFour posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ace_Killjoy posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like your stream is a bit weak, bro.</quote> aren't you more likely to get splashback with a strong stream</quote> <cite>Ace_Killjoy posted...</cite> <quote>it's really all about the technique.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bng_mmmk 10/12/17 12:06:02 AM #40:	I'm laughing way too much at this thread --- turbopuns <cite>bng_mmmk posted [p:888272095] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>I'm laughing way too much at this thread</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrGreenonion 10/12/17 1:03:53 AM #41:	I don't care who's using the other urinal, I ain't using no kids urinal. --- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion <cite>MrGreenonion posted [p:888274558] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>I don't care who's using the other urinal, I ain't using no kids urinal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ace_Killjoy 10/12/17 2:12:20 AM #42:	MrGreenonion posted... I don't care who's using the other urinal, I ain't using no kids urinal. This is the guy in the other urinal: http://www.cool-movie-trivia.com/images/Fatty1.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/fSZWD.gif?noredirect <cite>Ace_Killjoy posted [p:888276970] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrGreenonion posted...</cite> <quote>I don't care who's using the other urinal, I ain't using no kids urinal.</quote> This is the guy in the other urinal: http://www.cool-movie-trivia.com/images/Fatty1.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrGreenonion 10/12/17 3:21:57 AM #43:	Well I mean now you're raising the possibility that I can't physically approach the middle urinal which would negate the hypothetical. --- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion <cite>MrGreenonion posted [p:888279041] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>Well I mean now you're raising the possibility that I can't physically approach the middle urinal which would negate the hypothetical.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seginustemple 10/12/17 6:59:36 AM #44:	using the stall isn't about sitting down to pee, it's about avoiding intimacy and suppressing latent homosexual urges <cite>Seginustemple posted [p:888283363] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>using the stall isn't about sitting down to pee, it's about avoiding intimacy and suppressing latent homosexual urges</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingButz 10/12/17 9:32:57 AM #45:	I'd use the tiny one because i don't want to crowd the other dude --- no <cite>KingButz posted [p:888288074] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>I'd use the tiny one because i don't want to crowd the other dude</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bng_mmmk 10/12/17 11:25:54 PM #46:	Seginustemple posted... using the stall isn't about sitting down to pee, it's about avoiding intimacy and suppressing latent homosexual urges Ya know, I've never really thought about how males grow up with this psychological decision all the time, whereas for females it's all stalls no matter what. Why must we carry this burden --- turbopuns <cite>bng_mmmk posted [p:888335070] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Seginustemple posted...</cite> <quote>using the stall isn't about sitting down to pee, it's about avoiding intimacy and suppressing latent homosexual urges</quote> Ya know, I've never really thought about how males grow up with this psychological decision all the time, whereas for females it's all stalls no matter what. Why must we carry this burden</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MenuWars 10/12/17 11:36:19 PM #47:	Find his girlfriend and pee in her butt. --- I'm bad at Maffs. BEDMAS Bioshock, Earthworm Jim, Diablo 2, Mass Effect 2, Ark: Survival Evolved, Super Meat Boy <cite>MenuWars posted [p:888335764] in There are ... [t:75868891]...</cite> <quote>Find his girlfriend and pee in her butt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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