Poll of the Day > Would you consider being an evil henchman?

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slacker03150
10/10/17 5:47:52 PM
#1:


Yes or no?


What kind of evil henchman would you be?
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VeeVees
10/10/17 5:54:37 PM
#2:


do i get a jetpack?
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darkknight109
10/10/17 5:55:30 PM
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No. Poor job security, risky advancement protocol, very shoddy HR practices, high risk of being killed by a collapsing lair or exploding superweapon. I don't know what their pay and benefits are, but I doubt they're worth it.
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wolfy42
10/10/17 6:04:34 PM
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IDK how hot is the villain?
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DistantMemory
10/10/17 6:24:31 PM
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Ethically speaking, you could justify it simply by resolving to minimize the destruction that your evil master seeks to perpetrate.

But the safety issues are what really complicates matters. Are you going to be a central character in the cartoon so that you can be sure you won't be killed off, or will you be a nameless grunt henchman? Hell, even if you're a recurring character that's still no guarantee considering what happened to 24...

It's probably not worth it.
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Zeus
10/10/17 6:42:15 PM
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No, because failure is both inevitable and punishable by death in most cases. Granted, being a Vader-esque henchman to an evil emperor would be kinda neat, particularly given that I could always plot to overthrow my evil master and rule the galaxy with the help of my own apprentice. Possibly a son but, if he won't join me, maybe his sister will.
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Garlands_Soul
10/10/17 6:57:52 PM
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Depends on the boss really and the relationship
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DarkKirby2500
10/10/17 6:59:19 PM
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Most henchmen are portrayed as disposable idiots who seem to throw themselves into danger with little to no incentive.
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Krazy_Kirby
10/10/17 7:34:24 PM
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speaking of henchmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2T5rWP9DM

would be great if they ever finished making it
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Kungfu Kenobi
10/10/17 7:51:06 PM
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slacker03150 posted...
What kind of evil henchman would you be?


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