Poll of the Day > atheism is the easiest religion to troll

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helIy
10/09/17 11:30:34 PM
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GameLord113
10/09/17 11:33:36 PM
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They do get really defensive of their religion. It's like fine, you don't believe in God, quit shoving your beliefs down other people's throats.
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Krazy_Kirby
10/09/17 11:38:22 PM
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GameLord113 posted...
They do get really defensive of their religion. It's like fine, you don't believe in God, quit shoving your beliefs down other people's throats.


maybe they got tired of religious people doing the same thing for decades?
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helIy
10/09/17 11:39:19 PM
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so because on religion does it, that means it's okay for another religion to do it?
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jmikla
10/09/17 11:40:04 PM
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people who don't stand for something fall for anything
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KevinceKostner
10/09/17 11:48:27 PM
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Spend your whole life being told you are going to hell for eternity for not believing some silly nonsense can get under certain people's skin.
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DocDelicious
10/09/17 11:53:02 PM
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I see what you did...
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VeeVees
10/10/17 12:03:27 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
GameLord113 posted...
They do get really defensive of their religion. It's like fine, you don't believe in God, quit shoving your beliefs down other people's throats.


maybe they got tired of religious people doing the same thing for decades?


only decades?
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Krazy_Kirby
10/10/17 12:06:17 AM
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^
for the atheist doing it. obviously it has gone on much longer
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ChimeraBlue
10/10/17 12:06:49 AM
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jmikla posted...
people who don't stand for something fall for anything


Very common phrase, but completely untrue.
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wwinterj25
10/10/17 12:11:54 AM
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Krazy_Kirby
10/10/17 12:15:26 AM
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on my screen the hands are praying to empty boxes. very appropriate
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Yellow
10/10/17 12:18:28 AM
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I see what you did there
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shadowsword87
10/10/17 12:20:05 AM
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Yellow
10/10/17 12:52:28 AM
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KevinceKostner posted...
Spend your whole life being told you are going to hell for eternity for not believing some silly nonsense can get under certain people's skin.

Being raised thinking I might go to hell for eternity for expressing any kind of sexuality before marriage may or may not make me an edgelord.

Also, all those freaking Sundays. Kneeling, standing, sitting on those hard seats, so boring.
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RIP_Supa
10/10/17 12:58:22 AM
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Yellow posted...
Being raised thinking I might go to hell for eternity for expressing any kind of sexuality before marriage may or may not make me an edgelord.

it's kind of just a way to help you stay mint condition, you know
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BADoglick
10/10/17 12:59:13 AM
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jmikla posted...
people who don't stand for something fall for anything


I feel like this quote is always ironically used to justify themselves falling for something, because hey, at least they're standing for something.

As far as the topic.... saying 'well Christians shoved their beliefs down my throat first' doesn't make you any less insufferable.
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Zeus
10/10/17 1:02:10 AM
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ChimeraBlue posted...
jmikla posted...
people who don't stand for something fall for anything


Very common phrase, but completely untrue.


It's humorously applicable in this case.
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mooreandrew58
10/10/17 1:15:24 AM
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in my experience Christians are the easiest. do anything to slight them and suddenly its "war on Christianity" like over reaction much?
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Sherm128
10/10/17 1:42:49 AM
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SunWuKung420
10/10/17 1:47:25 AM
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The other religions have already developed their thick sick against those that deny their viability.
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TyVulpine
10/10/17 1:52:11 AM
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The Roman gods are the true gods. No, wait. It's the Greek gods. No, wait, it's the Egyptian gods! Or was it the Aztec gods? Mayan gods? Incan gods? Baboloyian (sp) gods? Pagan gods?
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mooreandrew58
10/10/17 2:01:48 AM
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TyVulpine posted...
The Roman gods are the true gods. No, wait. It's the Greek gods. No, wait, it's the Egyptian gods! Or was it the Aztec gods? Mayan gods? Incan gods? Baboloyian (sp) gods? Pagan gods?


paganism I think is one of if not the oldest religion to date or rather believed to be. (witchcraft is part of paganism right? can't remember)
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Veedrock-
10/10/17 2:03:04 AM
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helly literally copying imgur which literally copied twitter which literally copied something else I'ms ure.
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Veedrock-
10/10/17 2:04:19 AM
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And yall fell for it.
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TyVulpine
10/10/17 2:12:49 AM
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Veedrock- posted...
And yall fell for it.

No because atheism isn't a religion.
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Krazy_Kirby
10/10/17 2:17:48 AM
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TyVulpine posted...
Veedrock- posted...
And yall fell for it.

No because atheism isn't a religion.


you just fell for it
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mooreandrew58
10/10/17 2:23:18 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
TyVulpine posted...
Veedrock- posted...
And yall fell for it.

No because atheism isn't a religion.


you just fell for it


fell for what? and hes technically right atheism is the lack of religion, or the lack of faith/belief in something like god
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Veedrock-
10/10/17 2:56:50 AM
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Stahp.
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Funkdamental
10/10/17 12:49:50 PM
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Well, at least we promise not to murder you over an offensive cartoon.
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J_Dawg983
10/10/17 1:00:40 PM
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Veedrock- posted...
helly literally copying imgur which literally copied twitter which literally copied something else I'ms ure.

The way of the internet.
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helIy
10/10/17 1:05:08 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
TyVulpine posted...
Veedrock- posted...
And yall fell for it.

No because atheism isn't a religion.


you just fell for it


fell for what? and hes technically right atheism is the lack of religion, or the lack of faith/belief in something like god


which means it's categorically a religion
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Smarkil
10/10/17 4:18:57 PM
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fuckin got em
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Lokarin
10/10/17 4:37:01 PM
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It's more accurate to say "Dogmatic Atheist" rather than Religion of Atheism
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Unbridled9
10/10/17 5:38:46 PM
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Eh. Kinda. Not really. Depends.

The Atheist who opts to not believe in God: Not really. They can be annoyed if you pressure them but 'easiest'? No.

The Atheist who is outraged by even the notion of God and will fervently attack anyone expressing a belief in God: Defiantly a contender.

One thing that constantly annoys me is that Atheists seem to assume that they are on equal footing with religious people and they're perfectly willing to co-exist while the religious people are shoving it down their throats. In reality religious people make up the vast majority of the worlds population and have done so for thousands of years. Much of human history has been shaped by it, many nations have had religion be a driving force in their history, and the majority of their populations still subscribe to some form of religious belief even in 'non-religious' settings. This is ignoring that, technically, atheism IS a religion, just one in which the belief in no God has replaced the belief in a specific deity.

So, naturally, when you get a bunch of people talking about their plans for Sunday a lot are going to mention church. If something comes up revolving around religion most people are gonna care. With over 80% of the population worldwide being religious atheists are surprised when they find religion surrounding them and act oppressed.
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Mover_of_Zigs
10/10/17 6:37:50 PM
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I'd say I'm agnostic at this point. There's so much in the universe that's still unknown, but I do find the notion rather silly that I would be sentenced to eternal torment for eating at Red Lobster.

I do like this quote though:
There are hundreds of paths up the mountain, all leading in the same direction, so it doesnt matter which path you take.
The only one wasting time is the one who runs around and around the mountain, telling everyone that his or her path is wrong.

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dioxxys
10/10/17 7:55:19 PM
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Feminism
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Nade Duck
10/10/17 8:12:34 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
TyVulpine posted...
Veedrock- posted...
And yall fell for it.

No because atheism isn't a religion.


you just fell for it


fell for what? and hes technically right atheism is the lack of religion, or the lack of faith/belief in something like god

what's with all the zealotry among their ranks, then?
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Nade Duck
10/10/17 8:13:07 PM
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(also good one helly <3)
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KogaSteelfang
10/10/17 8:17:48 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
TyVulpine posted...
Veedrock- posted...
And yall fell for it.

No because atheism isn't a religion.


you just fell for it


fell for what? and hes technically right atheism is the lack of religion, or the lack of faith/belief in something like god

Him calling it a religion was the troll part, that's what makes it easy.
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Yellow
10/10/17 8:24:36 PM
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helIy posted...
which means it's categorically a religion

Is nothing something?

No. Stop.
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JanwayDaahl
10/10/17 9:01:10 PM
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Most atheists piss their pants moments before they die and try to convert during the last second out of fear of the unknown. That's pretty telling, to be honest. IIRC Charles Darwin was one famous example of this.
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Mover_of_Zigs
10/10/17 9:09:14 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
Most atheists piss their pants moments before they die and try to convert during the last second out of fear of the unknown. That's pretty telling, to be honest. IIRC Charles Darwin was one famous example of this.

Is there data to back that up? Not the converting part, I'm just interested in the rate of pissing one's pants among various groups.
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Lokarin
10/10/17 9:22:08 PM
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Mover_of_Zigs posted...
Is there data to back that up?


Most "humans" piss their pants before they die... as muscles relax
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Revelation34
10/10/17 9:31:38 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
IRC Charles Darwin was one famous example of this.


There's no evidence that actually happened.
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JanwayDaahl
10/10/17 10:11:02 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
JanwayDaahl posted...
IRC Charles Darwin was one famous example of this.


There's no evidence that actually happened.


His children tried to cry liar in order to preserve their father's reputation, but I sincerely doubt that they were telling the truth.
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Yellow
10/10/17 10:26:25 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
Most atheists piss their pants moments before they die and try to convert during the last second out of fear of the unknown. That's pretty telling, to be honest. IIRC Charles Darwin was one famous example of this.

Most religious people piss their pants once they die because they believe in hell yet it's almost guaranteed they picked the wrong religion.
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Revelation34
10/10/17 10:32:01 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
His children tried to cry liar in order to preserve their father's reputation, but I sincerely doubt that they were telling the truth.


So what brand of tinfoil do you make your hats from?
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Mover_of_Zigs
10/10/17 11:06:12 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
So what brand of tinfoil do you make your hats from?

Personally, I prefer Reynolds Wrap. One time, I grabbed a sharpie and added "Burt" to the name to make it even better.

Lokarin posted...
Most "humans" piss their pants before they die... as muscles relax

If I know in advance I'm about to die, I'm going to chug as much water as I can so I piss everywhere.
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green dragon
10/10/17 11:07:55 PM
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It's been awhile since I've seen this topic
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