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Yaridovich
09/27/17 11:38:10 AM
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Same exact set of rules apply but instead of death the victim has the most powerful orgasm his or her body can handle.

What a day that would be, huh?
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frozenshock
09/27/17 11:38:51 AM
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I would totally troll the retirement homes
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darkphoenix181
09/27/17 11:39:41 AM
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Trump: Rocket man has gone over the line. He is going to face fury like never be beeb ee FOOORREEEE he AWWWWAAAAAAA
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pinky0926
09/27/17 11:39:41 AM
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Would this be a little bit rapey though?

I mean in theory I like it, but now that I'm thinking of it it's a bit rapey...
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3khc
09/27/17 11:40:03 AM
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Use it on myself.
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Phantom_Nook
09/27/17 11:40:04 AM
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I'd watch that.
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darkphoenix181
09/27/17 11:40:26 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Would this be a little bit rapey though?

I mean in theory I like it, but now that I'm thinking of it it's a bit rapey...


the death note is murder you know
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tremain07
09/27/17 11:40:55 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Trump: Rocket man has gone over the line. He is going to face fury like never be beeb ee FOOORREEEE he AWWWWAAAAAAA

Oh, god, that's both hilarious and gross because the whole world would see Trump's O face.
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darkphoenix181
09/27/17 11:43:00 AM
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and the winner for american idol\got talent (whatever show) is *drumrolll

AHHHHHH EEHHHH YEESSSSSS UUGNNNNNGGG
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bobtuse
09/27/17 11:44:05 AM
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I'd use it to lead the Bears to the Super Bowl as their opponents nut their brains out.
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WilliamPorygon
09/27/17 11:44:54 AM
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My hand would just cramp up from writing my name over and over instead of cramping up from what I do now.
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Yaridovich
09/27/17 11:45:10 AM
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bobtuse posted...
I'd use it to lead the Bears to the Super Bowl as their opponents nut their brains out.


Set it up so the kicker gets his nut just as he goes for the kick-off
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itachi15243
09/27/17 11:45:16 AM
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I mean, couldn't you just use the death note for that anyway?
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darkphoenix181
09/27/17 11:46:01 AM
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you: evening officer, what seems to be the problem?
officer: son, how fast where you going?
you: sir I was going the speed limit, may I have your name?
officer: my name is on my badge smart guy
officer: now, I am afraid I am gonna havvvvvee tooo wri wri witttee you UPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHH
*drives off

officer: OFFFFIIICEERRRR DOOWWWNNN
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l Dudeboy l
09/27/17 11:46:38 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Trump: Rocket man has gone over the line. He is going to face fury like never be beeb ee FOOORREEEE he AWWWWAAAAAAA


This was the first thing I thought about.
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Tyranoreal
09/27/17 11:49:01 AM
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This reminds me of a weird NSFW comic where the superhero would time stop this girl to stop her from committing crime and sex her
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Laserion
09/27/17 11:51:04 AM
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Is this to make the other person think you're the best ever, even if you would have sucked without it?
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pinky0926
09/27/17 12:14:24 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Would this be a little bit rapey though?

I mean in theory I like it, but now that I'm thinking of it it's a bit rapey...


the death note is murder you know


I know
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
09/27/17 12:17:06 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
I mean, couldn't you just use the death note for that anyway?

Sure but...they'd die as a result. The DN can make someone do whatever you want as long as it kills them. Supposedly, this Orgasm Note would spare them. Unless they're, like, driving or something.

Laserion posted...
Is this to make the other person think you're the best ever, even if you would have sucked without it?

That's probably the main way to use it, besides on yourself.

I wonder if this would cause the recipient to develop a fetish for whatever they're looking at, assuming fetishes work like phobias do.
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Solar_Crimson
09/27/17 12:19:15 PM
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3khc
09/27/17 12:37:27 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
I wonder what the Gods of Pleasure would look like?

3aPR70Y
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NeonOctopus
09/27/17 12:59:11 PM
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>Go on a date
>Right when we starting banging, I sneakly write her name in the book
>Guaranteed GF 5ever
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the_cajun88
09/27/17 1:01:09 PM
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If this was real, I would end up being a billionaire.
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SpoonRebooted
09/27/17 1:03:51 PM
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I would have my wife stand over me, write her name, and ride the wave.
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GiftedACIII
09/27/17 6:48:11 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Would this be a little bit rapey though?

I mean in theory I like it, but now that I'm thinking of it it's a bit rapey...

Would someone who naturally excretes pheromones that cause people around them to orgasm be perpetually raping people then?
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Yaridovich
09/28/17 8:33:42 PM
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Just one bump
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Gamer99z
09/28/17 8:37:18 PM
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I'd start up an orgasm service where I sell off the best orgasm you'll ever have to couples and lonely people
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Insanity216
09/28/17 8:55:55 PM
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I'm pretty sure the Japanese have already made a porno about this.
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Bagamak
09/28/17 8:57:09 PM
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i'd use it on famous female celebrities while watching them on live tv events. like if an actress is giving an Oscar speech
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