Poll of the Day > I told this girl i was gonna hurt myself tonight

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thecolorgreen
08/29/17 9:09:00 PM
#1:


She said not to


But i wont reply until she thinks im dead and texts something like "oh ryan, if only you knew how much i loved you"

And then i'll tell her that im still alive PLUS i'll know that she likes me and i can ask her out knowing she'll say yes
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SkynyrdRocker
08/29/17 9:09:52 PM
#2:


The fuck
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J_Dawg983
08/29/17 9:11:53 PM
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Nice bro!
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funkyfritter
08/29/17 9:12:25 PM
#4:


Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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Greenfox111
08/29/17 9:18:47 PM
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I know that most people will think I am crazy which is understandable, but I honestly believe I have the potential to be very important, perhaps even a religious figure.

I am just very, very talented at getting the things that I want. I am not a paragon of talent, I'm not a master violin player, I didn't graduate valedictorian, I'm not rich and famous or laden with accomplishments, but at such a young age I believe that my skills of self promotion and just general ability to get people to like me is invaluable. I've never been rejected by a school, I've alway without exception gotten jobs when I get interviews, I'm so skilled at problem solving, I am funny, I can get people to like me.

And to top it all off I have integrity. I don't lie to people yo get what I want, I don't backstab and I always, always try do what I believe to be the right thing. I am just able to get what I want from people while being simultaneously nice and friendly. I'm not trying to say I'm some cold calculating badass sociopath because I'm not.

I believe you that I have only just begun to understand myself. I feel that in time, I could start a new movement, an important movement. After all, it doesn't matter who you are, it just matters how the world sees you. I may become something of a god one day.
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Jen0125
08/29/17 9:24:11 PM
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This is stuff 14 year olds do
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keyblader1985
08/29/17 9:25:11 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
The fuck

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WastelandCowboy
08/29/17 9:36:52 PM
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Stay creepy Ryan.
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Snuggletoof
08/29/17 9:46:09 PM
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Cool gimmick, bro
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Smarkil
08/29/17 9:48:19 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
I know that most people will think I am crazy which is understandable, but I honestly believe I have the potential to be very important, perhaps even a religious figure.

I am just very, very talented at getting the things that I want. I am not a paragon of talent, I'm not a master violin player, I didn't graduate valedictorian, I'm not rich and famous or laden with accomplishments, but at such a young age I believe that my skills of self promotion and just general ability to get people to like me is invaluable. I've never been rejected by a school, I've alway without exception gotten jobs when I get interviews, I'm so skilled at problem solving, I am funny, I can get people to like me.

And to top it all off I have integrity. I don't lie to people yo get what I want, I don't backstab and I always, always try do what I believe to be the right thing. I am just able to get what I want from people while being simultaneously nice and friendly. I'm not trying to say I'm some cold calculating badass sociopath because I'm not.

I believe you that I have only just begun to understand myself. I feel that in time, I could start a new movement, an important movement. After all, it doesn't matter who you are, it just matters how the world sees you. I may become something of a god one day.


Is this a meme or are you actually saying this?
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ASlaveObeys
08/29/17 9:49:57 PM
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Im stealing this. It is the perfect way to escape the friend zone.
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Greenfox111
08/29/17 9:53:11 PM
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Smarkil posted...


Is this a meme or are you actually saying this?

that's for you to decide
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dioxxys
08/29/17 9:55:43 PM
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thecolorgreen
08/29/17 10:50:12 PM
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She send the text. it was "I'm not having a good day. Please tell me yours is better"
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Zareth
08/29/17 10:51:29 PM
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Cool
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blackhrt
08/29/17 11:14:49 PM
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J_Dawg983 posted...
Nice bro!

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DocDelicious
08/29/17 11:59:23 PM
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thecolorgreen posted...
She send the text. it was "I'm not having a good day. Please tell me yours is better"

She doesn't give two shits about you lol.
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yutterh
08/30/17 1:17:20 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
thecolorgreen posted...
She send the text. it was "I'm not having a good day. Please tell me yours is better"

She doesn't give two shits about you lol.


Or she about to go full on romeo and juliet.
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