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I know that most people will think I am crazy which is understandable, but I honestly believe I have the potential to be very important, perhaps even a religious figure.

I am just very, very talented at getting the things that I want. I am not a paragon of talent, I'm not a master violin player, I didn't graduate valedictorian, I'm not rich and famous or laden with accomplishments, but at such a young age I believe that my skills of self promotion and just general ability to get people to like me is invaluable. I've never been rejected by a school, I've alway without exception gotten jobs when I get interviews, I'm so skilled at problem solving, I am funny, I can get people to like me.

And to top it all off I have integrity. I don't lie to people yo get what I want, I don't backstab and I always, always try do what I believe to be the right thing. I am just able to get what I want from people while being simultaneously nice and friendly. I'm not trying to say I'm some cold calculating badass sociopath because I'm not.

I believe you that I have only just begun to understand myself. I feel that in time, I could start a new movement, an important movement. After all, it doesn't matter who you are, it just matters how the world sees you. I may become something of a god one day.
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