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BootyGif
08/16/17 9:50:43 AM
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Joe Rogan u cray
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SSJGrimReaper
08/16/17 9:52:28 AM
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There's something you may not know about me, Joe Rogan.

I smoke rocks.
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DevsBro
08/16/17 10:03:42 AM
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I always found it crazy how bouyant ducks are. What are they made out of tht makes them so much less dense than water?
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DevsBro
08/16/17 10:06:48 AM
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I read a short story once where this dude was jealous of his wife's pet duck so he takes it like thirty miles away and drops it on the side of the road.

In the end, it turns out that the duck was his son's biological father.

The title is Out in the Garden by Philip K Dick.
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BMXJouster
08/16/17 10:08:12 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg

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BootyGif
08/16/17 10:13:58 AM
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DevsBro posted...
I read a short story once where this dude was jealous of his wife's pet duck so he takes it like thirty miles away and drops it on the side of the road.

In the end, it turns out that the duck was his son's biological father.

The title is Out in the Garden by Philip K Dick.

W
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snesmaster40
08/16/17 10:15:44 AM
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Quack
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Kitt
08/16/17 10:19:37 AM
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DevsBro posted...
I read a short story once where this dude was jealous of his wife's pet duck so he takes it like thirty miles away and drops it on the side of the road.

In the end, it turns out that the duck was his son's biological father.

The title is Out in the Garden by Philip K Dick.

lol what?
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Samurontai
08/16/17 10:29:41 AM
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Male sea lions rape male and female penguins

Sometimes they eat them after they're done

Nature is weird
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gunplagirl
08/16/17 10:30:46 AM
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DevsBro posted...
I read a short story once where this dude was jealous of his wife's pet duck so he takes it like thirty miles away and drops it on the side of the road.

In the end, it turns out that the duck was his son's biological father.

The title is Out in the Garden by Philip K Dick.


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NeonOctopus
08/16/17 10:31:04 AM
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gunplagirl
08/16/17 10:33:25 AM
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Omg he wasn't lying about the story
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DevsBro
08/16/17 10:37:01 AM
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It's definitely the weirdest one I've read by that author.
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neverwin
08/16/17 10:50:54 AM
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Honestly the story is tame and very twilight zonish all things considered.
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DevsBro
08/16/17 10:52:56 AM
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PKD stories tend to feel a lot like the Twilight Zone, actually. To the point that I kinda suspect that may be where Rod Serling got the idea.
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BootyGif
08/16/17 10:53:25 AM
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Samurontai posted...
Male sea lions rape male and female penguins

Sometimes they eat them after they're done

Nature is weird

Daaamn
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The Deadpool
08/16/17 10:16:34 PM
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Duck genetialia is REALLY weird because of it...
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Crazyman93
08/16/17 10:19:52 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Dolphins have tried to rape people before >_>

I had a teacher in high school who said she was nearly molested by a dolphin. Then I learned more about dolphin wang than I ever wanted to know. Which is anything.
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3rd_Best_Master
08/16/17 10:21:11 PM
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The Deadpool posted...
Duck genetialia is REALLY weird because of it...

Duck genitalia is essentially an arms race where the female ducks vagina is constantly evolving so that male ducks have a harder and harder time sticking their penises inside of them, due to all the death via rape.
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Crazyman93
08/16/17 10:22:35 PM
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3rd_Best_Master posted...
The Deadpool posted...
Duck genetialia is REALLY weird because of it...

Duck genitalia is essentially an arms race where the female ducks vagina is constantly evolving so that male ducks have a harder and harder time sticking their penises inside of them, due to all the death via rape.

I swear that sounds like you got it off TV Tropes.
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3rd_Best_Master
08/16/17 10:23:40 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
The Deadpool posted...
Duck genetialia is REALLY weird because of it...

Duck genitalia is essentially an arms race where the female ducks vagina is constantly evolving so that male ducks have a harder and harder time sticking their penises inside of them, due to all the death via rape.

I swear that sounds like you got it off TV Tropes.

From cracked several years ago, actually. Back when they were good.
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BootyGif
08/17/17 12:58:19 AM
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duck rape is a serious problem
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BootyGif
08/19/17 11:36:31 AM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
The Deadpool posted...
Duck genetialia is REALLY weird because of it...

Duck genitalia is essentially an arms race where the female ducks vagina is constantly evolving so that male ducks have a harder and harder time sticking their penises inside of them, due to all the death via rape.

wtf, that's not how evolution is supposed to work.

yeah its some crazy shit. apparently there are trap doors in the ducks vagina to trick the male ducks
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CanuckCowboy
08/19/17 11:38:27 AM
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I remember seeing am ep of ridiculousness once where a very large orange cat bit a small cat by the scruff of its neck and raped it.

It was... Something.
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DevsBro
08/19/17 11:42:38 AM
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Wait don't birds have totally different sex organs from most animals? I think it's called like a cloaca or something, and both sexes have the same one.
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CanuckCowboy
08/19/17 11:43:22 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Wait don't birds have totally different sex organs from most animals? I think it's called like a cloaca or something, and both sexes have the same one.


No. How would that work?

Male ducks have the weirdest grossest spiral wangs ever.
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Foppe
08/19/17 11:46:13 AM
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Google it, you will be afraid of nature.
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uwnim
08/19/17 11:50:28 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Wait don't birds have totally different sex organs from most animals? I think it's called like a cloaca or something, and both sexes have the same one.

Ducks are different from most birds.
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Turbam
08/21/17 5:33:13 AM
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MrMallard
08/21/17 5:43:32 AM
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That's no good.
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Chaosmaster00
08/21/17 6:25:24 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg

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Darklit_Minuet
08/23/17 4:10:25 AM
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They only do it because there's no punishment for it. If we put every rapist duck in jail, ducks would stop raping as they wouldn't want to go to jail.
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Chicken
08/23/17 4:13:32 AM
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You'll never see chicken rape.
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WaterLink
08/23/17 4:19:13 AM
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3rd_Best_Master posted...
The Deadpool posted...
Duck genetialia is REALLY weird because of it...

Duck genitalia is essentially an arms race where the female ducks vagina is constantly evolving so that male ducks have a harder and harder time sticking their penises inside of them, due to all the death via rape.

Like, a Venus flytrap type pussy or...
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philsov
08/23/17 9:18:57 AM
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http://www.hetnatuurhistorisch.nl/fileadmin/user_upload/documents-nmr/Persberichten/Persberichten/persberichten_2013/DSA8_243-248.pdf

On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the
Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously
for 75 minutes. Then the author disturbed the scene and secured the dead duck. Dissection
showed that the rape-victim indeed was of the male sex. It is concluded that the mallards were
engaged in an ‘Attempted Rape Flight’ that resulted in the first described case of homosexual
necrophilia
in the mallard.

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voldothegr8
08/23/17 9:21:56 AM
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Nature is fucking metal
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RE_expert44
08/23/17 9:40:32 AM
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Put those dirty rapist ducks in jail
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Foppe
08/23/17 9:50:21 AM
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Ive read that some animals have evolved their penises so they scrape out the rivals sperm during sex.
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The Deadpool
08/23/17 10:06:40 AM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
BootyGif posted...
SerperiorThanU posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
The Deadpool posted...
Duck genetialia is REALLY weird because of it...

Duck genitalia is essentially an arms race where the female ducks vagina is constantly evolving so that male ducks have a harder and harder time sticking their penises inside of them, due to all the death via rape.

wtf, that's not how evolution is supposed to work.

yeah its some crazy shit. apparently there are trap doors in the ducks vagina to trick the male ducks

WHAT THE FUCK that goes even more insane down the rabbit hole than I thought


Meanwhile duck penises are shaped like corkscrews basically as an attempt to get all that...
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BootyGif
08/23/17 11:02:11 AM
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Ducks cray
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Foppe
08/25/17 2:50:08 AM
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Wherethisfeom posted...
This puts a WHOLE new take on Donald and Daisy duck's relationship


Remember how angry he gets every time he sees Daisy with Gladstone?
Now the big question is... who will receive his anger, Daisy or the three little boys that he lives with?
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pegusus123456
08/25/17 3:00:35 AM
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SmidgeIsntBack
08/25/17 3:03:11 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY


Fuck you I had the link in my clipboard too
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Females
08/25/17 3:17:42 AM
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How disturbing.
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BootyGif
08/25/17 8:03:12 PM
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Zikten
08/25/17 8:06:03 PM
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why did female ducks evolve to reject duck sperm? that doesn't even make sense and how did the duck species not go extinct?
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