Poll of the Day > Icoyar/Whatpoll. I want to help you

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PK_Spam
08/16/17 9:15:01 AM
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@WhatPoll

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case, though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed, follow my lead
And yes, indeed, you will be

Popular, you're gonna be popular
I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh!
I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair
Everything that really counts to be—

Popular, I'll help you be popular
You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start cause you've got an awfully long way to go
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/16/17 9:29:40 AM
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i would throw $5 into a fund to take icoyar to vegas and get him one of those legal hookers. they're clean and will do fetish stuff
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ZiggiStardust
08/16/17 9:43:36 AM
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sign me up for $10. poor guy can't stay a virgin forever, ok?
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green dragon
08/16/17 10:34:09 AM
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Dude, I'd donate money so that you could meet up with ico and get him laid. My one stipulation is that you record the whole ordeal
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FourthDimension
08/16/17 10:38:57 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i would throw $5 into a fund to take icoyar to vegas and get him one of those legal hookers. they're clean and will do fetish stuff

Some of the things he's into aren't physically possible tho
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J_Dawg983
08/16/17 10:39:14 AM
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I'd also put money towards ico's hooker funds. Make it happen someone!
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RCtheWSBC
08/16/17 11:02:19 AM
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I'd outbid y'all and pay a prostitute directly for her time to save her from having to go near him.
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HelIWithoutSin
08/16/17 11:05:10 AM
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Isn't he saving himself for his honeymoon to that virgin Olympian he stalked on twitter?
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Blighboy
08/16/17 11:06:45 AM
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There are significantly nicer, more intelligent and more handsome virgins on PotD that I would sooner see get laid *cough cough*
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PK_Spam
08/16/17 11:10:15 AM
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Guys, why won't you just let me pull a Wicked on him and help him become more personable. And then at the end, we could sing a duet about how we've both changed for the better because we became friends.

That's how Wicked ends... right? I only know those two songs because my chorus class in high school made us sing those catchy tunes.
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PK_Spam
08/16/17 11:11:09 AM
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Blighboy posted...
There are significantly nicer, more intelligent and more handsome virgins on PotD that I would sooner see get laid *cough cough*

Are you talking about Koga? Because he isn't nice or particularly intelligent. And I feel like he'd just cry in bed upon seeing a naked woman.
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RCtheWSBC
08/16/17 11:21:52 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Blighboy posted...
There are significantly nicer, more intelligent and more handsome virgins on PotD that I would sooner see get laid *cough cough*

Are you talking about Koga? Because he isn't nice or particularly intelligent. And I feel like he'd just cry in bed upon seeing a naked woman.

He's talking about himself lol
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SkynyrdRocker
08/16/17 11:32:26 AM
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Fuck yeah Wicked
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Kungfu Kenobi
08/16/17 11:56:31 AM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I'd outbid y'all and pay a prostitute directly for her time to save her from having to go near him.


I'd put in for that.
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Go_Totodile
08/16/17 11:56:47 AM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I'd outbid y'all and pay a prostitute directly for her time to save her from having to go near him.

Lmfao
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Kanakiri
08/16/17 12:44:41 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Guys, why won't you just let me pull a Wicked on him and help him become more personable.

Because you are wasting your time even thinking about it. He does not want help because he believes the problem is everyone else, not him.
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Zeus
08/16/17 12:54:41 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Guys, why won't you just let me pull a Wicked on him and help him become more personable.


Damnit, I was going to quip "Oh, you're so wicked!" before you mentioned it by name.

PK_Spam posted...
That's how Wicked ends... right? I only know those two songs because my chorus class in high school made us sing those catchy tunes.


There's a bunch of stuff that happens after that duet, including Elphaba faking her own death at Dorothy's hands (play-only change), a distraught Wizard leaving Oz (also changed from the book), and Glinda taking control
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wwinterj25
08/16/17 1:34:25 PM
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green dragon posted...
Dude, I'd donate money so that you could meet up with ico and get him laid. My one stipulation is that you record the whole ordeal

Well at least you didn't say receive.
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Blighboy
08/16/17 1:35:59 PM
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green dragon posted...
My one stipulation is that you record the whole ordeal

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darcandkharg31
08/16/17 1:39:11 PM
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Kanakiri posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Guys, why won't you just let me pull a Wicked on him and help him become more personable.

Because you are wasting your time even thinking about it. He does not want help because he believes the problem is everyone else, not him.

Buh da problem is everyone else! If they would just cater to his needs and lifestyle then everything would be honky dory, damn society!
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PaddysPub
08/16/17 1:39:47 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I'd outbid y'all and pay a prostitute directly for her time to save her from having to go near him.

lmaoo
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green dragon
08/16/17 1:40:41 PM
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Blighboy posted...
green dragon posted...
My one stipulation is that you record the whole ordeal


You're telling me you wouldn't want to watch what goes down? I mean, not for any sexual gratification, but just to see what happens
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Blighboy
08/16/17 1:41:50 PM
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It would be like watching a toothless monkey try to eat a turtle.
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ZiggiStardust
08/16/17 1:47:41 PM
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Kanakiri posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Guys, why won't you just let me pull a Wicked on him and help him become more personable.

Because you are wasting your time even thinking about it. He does not want help because he believes the problem is everyone else, not him.

isn't that your deal too?
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Go_Totodile
08/16/17 1:56:56 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
Kanakiri posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Guys, why won't you just let me pull a Wicked on him and help him become more personable.

Because you are wasting your time even thinking about it. He does not want help because he believes the problem is everyone else, not him.

isn't that your deal too?

Shut the fuck up Ziggi.
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ZiggiStardust
08/16/17 2:04:24 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
Shut the fuck up Ziggi.

Ay2XYC6
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ParanoidObsessive
08/16/17 2:04:35 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I'd outbid y'all and pay a prostitute directly for her time to save her from having to go near him.

You'd basically have to dedicate the rest of your life to paying for all of the available time for every prostitute within a 20+ mile radius of him, because if you miss even one crack-addict hood-rat streetwalker the faction paying to get Ico laid still wins.

Though maybe that's the end-game - outbid them on every classy escort or otherwise worthwhile local prostitute, so he winds up with a terrible lay that gives him Ultra-AIDS or something.


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Go_Totodile
08/16/17 2:08:49 PM
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Too afraid to keep that other image posted Zigs? It's so unlike you to be afraid of being modded lmfao.
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ZiggiStardust
08/16/17 2:17:04 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
Too afraid to keep that other image posted Zigs? It's so unlike you to be afraid of being modded lmfao.

the times they are a changin', ok?
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KogaSteelfang
08/16/17 2:27:48 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Blighboy posted...
There are significantly nicer, more intelligent and more handsome virgins on PotD that I would sooner see get laid *cough cough*

Are you talking about Koga? Because he isn't nice or particularly intelligent. And I feel like he'd just cry in bed upon seeing a naked woman.

What happened to make you hate me so much? You used to be nice and supportive, then you just suddenly switched and I don't know what I did.
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ZiggiStardust
08/16/17 2:29:56 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Blighboy posted...
There are significantly nicer, more intelligent and more handsome virgins on PotD that I would sooner see get laid *cough cough*

Are you talking about Koga? Because he isn't nice or particularly intelligent. And I feel like he'd just cry in bed upon seeing a naked woman.

What happened to make you hate me so much? You used to be nice and supportive, then you just suddenly switched and I don't know what I did.

in koga's defense, i cry at the sight of a naked woman too. tears of joy, ok?
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PK_Spam
08/16/17 2:31:26 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Blighboy posted...
There are significantly nicer, more intelligent and more handsome virgins on PotD that I would sooner see get laid *cough cough*

Are you talking about Koga? Because he isn't nice or particularly intelligent. And I feel like he'd just cry in bed upon seeing a naked woman.

What happened to make you hate me so much? You used to be nice and supportive, then you just suddenly switched and I don't know what I did.

in koga's defense, i cry at the sight of a naked woman too. tears of joy, ok?

I hope those ears come from your eyes man
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ZiggiStardust
08/16/17 2:33:55 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Blighboy posted...
There are significantly nicer, more intelligent and more handsome virgins on PotD that I would sooner see get laid *cough cough*

Are you talking about Koga? Because he isn't nice or particularly intelligent. And I feel like he'd just cry in bed upon seeing a naked woman.

What happened to make you hate me so much? You used to be nice and supportive, then you just suddenly switched and I don't know what I did.

in koga's defense, i cry at the sight of a naked woman too. tears of joy, ok?

I hope those ears come from your eyes man

ehhhh, little of column a, little of column b...
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TheWorstPoster
08/16/17 9:33:52 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i would throw $5 into a fund to take icoyar to vegas and get him one of those legal hookers. they're clean and will do fetish stuff


Except that while prostitution IS legal in some parts of Nevada, Clark Country isn't one of them.

Not that I've ever been there (but damnit, I always wanted to go to Vegas anyway). And I don't do that prostitution or "fetish" shit anyway.
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Go_Totodile
08/16/17 9:34:55 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
And I don't do that prostitution or "fetish" shit anyway.

You don't do anyone period.
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TheWorstPoster
08/16/17 9:35:25 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...

You don't do anyone period.


But damnit, start that $5 fund to send me to Vegas!
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Clench281
08/16/17 9:37:13 PM
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For a superior musical, see my sig
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Go_Totodile
08/16/17 9:38:12 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
Go_Totodile posted...

You don't do anyone period.


But damnit, start that $5 fund to send me to Vegas!

Why? I already give you money when I pay my taxes each year.
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PK_Spam
08/16/17 9:54:53 PM
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Clench281 posted...
For a superior musical, see my sig

What? Rent? I can't say I've ever heard anything about it other than that Seconds song and the fact that someone in it has AIDS.

I might be shamefully confusing the second point with Philadelphia
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SmokeMassTree
08/16/17 9:55:39 PM
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I'm legit going to vegas next month.

POTd, pay for his plane ticket and his room, I'll cover the hooker.

We gonna make him a man.
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TheWorstPoster
08/16/17 9:58:38 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm legit going to vegas next month.


Can't.

School.

Taking new major for Computer Science, since I graduated with a degree in Computer Information Technology. I will then get a degree for that, and then go to a bigger school where I will dual-major in both.
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SmokeMassTree
08/16/17 9:59:11 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
Kanakiri posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Guys, why won't you just let me pull a Wicked on him and help him become more personable.

Because you are wasting your time even thinking about it. He does not want help because he believes the problem is everyone else, not him.

isn't that your deal too?


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SmokeMassTree
08/16/17 10:00:08 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm legit going to vegas next month.


Can't.

School.

Taking new major for Computer Science, since I graduated with a degree in Computer Information Technology. I will then get a degree for that, and then go to a bigger school where I will dual-major in both.


Do you want pussy or not

Fuck, POTd bought someone a bike. They can buy you manhood.
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PK_Spam
08/16/17 10:05:15 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm legit going to vegas next month.


Can't.

School.

Taking new major for Computer Science, since I graduated with a degree in Computer Information Technology. I will then get a degree for that, and then go to a bigger school where I will dual-major in both.

Wait... are you telling me you got a bachelor's in Computer IT and now you're getting a separate Bachelor's for Comp Sci? Why didn't you just double major right off the bat? And you're gonna transfer somewhere else to... do it again?
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TheWorstPoster
08/16/17 10:06:19 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Wait... are you telling me you got a bachelor's in Computer IT and now you're getting a separate Bachelor's for Comp Sci? Why didn't you just double major right off the bat? And you're gonna transfer somewhere else to... do it again?


Not possible to dual-major at my current school. It's possible to dual-major at the school I will be going to next year (hopefully).
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PK_Spam
08/16/17 10:07:53 PM
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What the hell kind of shoddy subpar Greendale-tier school doesn't let its students double major?
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HelIWithoutSin
08/16/17 10:12:15 PM
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One of those for-profit community colleges that advertise during daytime court shows.
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PK_Spam
08/16/17 10:13:05 PM
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So... it's literally Greendale then?
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helly
08/16/17 10:13:58 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I'd outbid y'all and pay a prostitute directly for her time to save her from having to go near him.

ill go halvesies with you
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PK_Spam
08/16/17 10:14:36 PM
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