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Tropicalwood
08/06/17 7:03:15 PM
#103:


Vermander posted...
...her ex boyfriend who is coming down to visit later this week from out of state. I told her I don't really feel comfortable.

So I'm boned right?

Yeah he'll bone you alright.
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stone
08/06/17 7:03:18 PM
#104:


Good God that's pathetically entertaining.
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Vermander
08/06/17 7:04:16 PM
#105:


I basically explained to her that if she isn't feeling satisfied then as a couple its something we need to talk out.

She is basically just mad because she made me move out, so I got my own apartment, and my bed isn't a twin so its small, and I usually only want to have sex twice at once time, so she thinks the sex is bad.
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Sami1000
08/06/17 7:04:28 PM
#106:


Vyrulisse posted...
Oh boy that's... that's the reddest of red flags.

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Axiom
08/06/17 7:05:01 PM
#107:


MFW an obviously fake topic gets serious responses
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Vermander
08/06/17 7:07:08 PM
#108:


Axiom posted...
MFW an obviously fake topic gets serious responses


I can show you pics of us if you want.
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LinkFanatic
08/06/17 7:43:31 PM
#109:


Vyrulisse posted...
Oh boy that's... that's the reddest of red flags.


No it's not. People wanting to sexually experiment is not a bad thing.
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LinkFanatic
08/06/17 7:43:42 PM
#110:


lots of prudes ITT
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LinkFanatic
08/06/17 7:45:09 PM
#111:


Oh, I didn't notice where you mentioned that this other guy is her ex, though. My answer changes a bit, then. Don't do it.
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LinkFanatic
08/06/17 7:46:20 PM
#112:


Vermander posted...
Anyways I've known this has been a fantasy of hers for awhile, but I always imagined it being another girl so at least I could enjoy it too.


I don't understand. Why should it be awkward? It's not like she's asking you to fuck the guy, right? Is seeing another cock really gonna make you that squeamish?
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ThePredominate
08/06/17 7:47:06 PM
#113:


Please TC, post pictures, if you wouldn't mind.

Have you considered just doing it? Maybe you'll enjoy it, could be hot?
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mattnd2007
08/06/17 7:48:18 PM
#114:


topic is clearly fake. if not, fuck that.
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Vermander
08/06/17 7:53:03 PM
#115:


ThePredominate posted...
Please TC, post pictures, if you wouldn't mind.

Have you considered just doing it? Maybe you'll enjoy it, could be hot?


I have, I wanna meet the dude first.
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Vyrulisse
08/06/17 7:54:19 PM
#116:


LinkFanatic posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Oh boy that's... that's the reddest of red flags.


No it's not.

Yes it is.
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Pics_nao_plz
08/06/17 7:56:32 PM
#117:


Vyrulisse posted...
Oh boy that's... that's the reddest of red flags.

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WaterLink
08/06/17 7:58:40 PM
#119:


But is she hot?
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Polycosm
08/06/17 8:00:42 PM
#120:


ThePredominate posted...
Please TC, post pictures, if you wouldn't mind.

100+ posts and then an extremely polite request for pictures? CE has gone soft. Should have been pics nao in the first ten posts. wtf, guys?
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ThePredominate
08/06/17 8:01:27 PM
#121:


Vermander posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Please TC, post pictures, if you wouldn't mind.

Have you considered just doing it? Maybe you'll enjoy it, could be hot?


I have, I wanna meet the dude first.


I think you should apologise to her and agree to a meeting. Maybe you could compromise so they can only have anal instead, so no risk of pregnancy etc.
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RchHomieQuanChi
08/06/17 8:01:37 PM
#122:


Like....it'd be one thing if she asked to do it with another girl but literally an ex?! XFD I would have already dumped her.
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Vermander
08/06/17 8:05:09 PM
#123:


ThePredominate posted...
Vermander posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Please TC, post pictures, if you wouldn't mind.

Have you considered just doing it? Maybe you'll enjoy it, could be hot?


I have, I wanna meet the dude first.


I think you should apologise to her and agree to a meeting. Maybe you could compromise so they can only have anal instead, so no risk of pregnancy etc.


She is on the pill.
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PoopMcgee420
08/06/17 8:06:51 PM
#124:


Tagged tc as literal cuck attention seeker
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MLGSerperior111
08/06/17 8:07:01 PM
#125:


Vyrulisse posted...
Oh boy that's... that's the reddest of red flags.

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DoomtheGrav
08/06/17 8:07:03 PM
#126:


What an absolute fucking train wreck. Grow a pair.
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Teh_Dr_Phil
08/06/17 8:08:59 PM
#127:


lol

You can't say no to this and expect her to be on board about doing it with another girl. Either way, you gettin' cucked, bruh.
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PoopMcgee420
08/06/17 8:09:21 PM
#128:


Ilishe posted...
Lmfao he is staying at her place for ten days

Joke topic


Seriously instead of tagging i just need to place this child on ignore. Hate people who seek for attention
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Super Slash
08/06/17 8:12:23 PM
#130:


I read the whole thread and this girl sounds like a selfish asshole. Sounds like all she's doing is using you. Tell her to fuck off and leave her.
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ThePredominate
08/06/17 8:12:32 PM
#131:


Vermander posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Vermander posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Please TC, post pictures, if you wouldn't mind.

Have you considered just doing it? Maybe you'll enjoy it, could be hot?


I have, I wanna meet the dude first.


I think you should apologise to her and agree to a meeting. Maybe you could compromise so they can only have anal instead, so no risk of pregnancy etc.


She is on the pill.


Ah good, that'll probably be a good thing. I actually think you should consider her side of this. Maybe its exciting to have such a sexual girl to mess around with. It'll be an experience if nothing else?
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Offworlder1
08/06/17 8:14:36 PM
#132:


@Vermander
The fact your now considering it is pathetic, he is her EX, you do not ever do a threesome with an ex be it a man or woman.

Enjoy her cucking you as I am sure she has already banged him if he is staying at her place for 10 or 11 days.
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Kitt
08/06/17 8:17:18 PM
#133:


You guys are so gullible. Jesus.
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Ulyanyx
08/06/17 8:19:14 PM
#134:


let's see some pics op
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Holy_Cloud105
08/06/17 8:23:26 PM
#135:


ThePredominate posted...
Vermander posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Vermander posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Please TC, post pictures, if you wouldn't mind.

Have you considered just doing it? Maybe you'll enjoy it, could be hot?


I have, I wanna meet the dude first.


I think you should apologise to her and agree to a meeting. Maybe you could compromise so they can only have anal instead, so no risk of pregnancy etc.


She is on the pill.


Ah good, that'll probably be a good thing. I actually think you should consider her side of this. Maybe its exciting to have such a sexual girl to mess around with. It'll be an experience if nothing else?

Why the fuck are you encouraging TC to be a spineless bitch? Stop that.
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WaterLink
08/06/17 8:24:28 PM
#136:


Chicken posted...
Pee in her butt

XD I haven't seen this one in a while
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PoopMcgee420
08/06/17 8:27:09 PM
#137:


Super Slash posted...
I read the whole thread and this girl sounds like a selfish asshole. Sounds like all she's doing is using you. Tell her to fuck off and leave her.

@Super_Slash you read the whole thing and still believe it lol
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PoopMcgee420
08/06/17 8:28:02 PM
#138:


Holy_Cloud105 posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Vermander posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Vermander posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Please TC, post pictures, if you wouldn't mind.

Have you considered just doing it? Maybe you'll enjoy it, could be hot?


I have, I wanna meet the dude first.


I think you should apologise to her and agree to a meeting. Maybe you could compromise so they can only have anal instead, so no risk of pregnancy etc.


She is on the pill.


Ah good, that'll probably be a good thing. I actually think you should consider her side of this. Maybe its exciting to have such a sexual girl to mess around with. It'll be an experience if nothing else?

Why the fuck are you encouraging TC to be a spineless bitch? Stop that.


One would say tc doesnt need encouragement seeing how its all fabricated
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Holy_Cloud105
08/06/17 8:31:10 PM
#139:


PoopMcgee420 posted...
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Vermander posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Vermander posted...
ThePredominate posted...
Please TC, post pictures, if you wouldn't mind.

Have you considered just doing it? Maybe you'll enjoy it, could be hot?


I have, I wanna meet the dude first.


I think you should apologise to her and agree to a meeting. Maybe you could compromise so they can only have anal instead, so no risk of pregnancy etc.


She is on the pill.


Ah good, that'll probably be a good thing. I actually think you should consider her side of this. Maybe its exciting to have such a sexual girl to mess around with. It'll be an experience if nothing else?

Why the fuck are you encouraging TC to be a spineless bitch? Stop that.


One would say tc doesnt need encouragement seeing how its all fabricated

Even though it's fake, the fact that his advice is garbage doesn't change. Like what the hell?
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PoopMcgee420
08/06/17 8:33:02 PM
#140:


Holy_Cloud105 posted...

Even though it's fake, the fact that his advice is garbage doesn't change. Like what the hell?


I think he is just going along with him. Like how parents go along with the whole "Tooth Fairy" thing
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Super Slash
08/06/17 8:36:12 PM
#141:


PoopMcgee420 posted...
Super Slash posted...
I read the whole thread and this girl sounds like a selfish asshole. Sounds like all she's doing is using you. Tell her to fuck off and leave her.

@Super_Slash you read the whole thing and still believe it lol

Yes. Never underestimate the lengths people will go to to get affection from others.
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PoopMcgee420
08/06/17 8:38:31 PM
#142:


Super Slash posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
Super Slash posted...
I read the whole thread and this girl sounds like a selfish asshole. Sounds like all she's doing is using you. Tell her to fuck off and leave her.

@Super_Slash you read the whole thing and still believe it lol

Yes. Never underestimate the lengths people will go to to get affection from others.


Okay but tc is lying
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Vermander
08/06/17 9:26:40 PM
#143:


Pic of us last week at a Muse concert:

12Ir5Bb
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Offworlder1
08/06/17 9:29:10 PM
#144:


@Vermander
I see a man next to a land whale, bail ASAP, run like your life depended on it, abort NOW.
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voldothegr8
08/06/17 9:37:05 PM
#145:


TC do you have low self esteem brah?
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Vyrulisse
08/06/17 9:40:29 PM
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PoopMcgee420
08/06/17 9:55:15 PM
#147:


Omg being cucked by Rosanne Barr
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itachi15243
08/06/17 10:00:17 PM
#148:


She just took the reddeat flag physically possible, waved it in front of you and then stabbed you with it.
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Vermander
08/06/17 10:00:41 PM
#149:


Offworlder1 posted...
@Vermander
I see a man next to a land whale, bail ASAP, run like your life depended on it, abort NOW.


Its really a weird situation since she is also my best friend... so the attraction is odd.
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PoopMcgee420
08/06/17 10:07:33 PM
#150:


"Shes my best friend who treats me like shit and abuses me"

Lmfao God TC you have to be making this shit up...like youre not this spineless.

If you are...if you are going to stick with Roseanne Barr please go to therapy man. You obviously need it (whether you're lying or telling the truth) but you clearly need a therapist to help you out
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mattnd2007
08/06/17 10:08:45 PM
#151:


maybe if you're lucky you can clean them both off when they're done.
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Zembaphobia
08/06/17 10:10:13 PM
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Vermander
08/06/17 10:52:31 PM
#153:


PoopMcgee420 posted...
"Shes my best friend who treats me like shit and abuses me"

Lmfao God TC you have to be making this shit up...like youre not this spineless.

If you are...if you are going to stick with Roseanne Barr please go to therapy man. You obviously need it (whether you're lying or telling the truth) but you clearly need a therapist to help you out


I aint got time for that.
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