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Teddytalks
08/06/17 2:25:59 PM
#52:


Vermander posted...
stone posted...
So basically you won't have a threesome with her and her ex. They'll do it just the two of them without you being present, and you'll crawl at her feet and beg forgiveness for not accepting her terms?


She wouldn't be worth it if she were that awful.

She just called me an asshole, said I got her hopes up, and now I shouldn't come hang out with her and her friends like we planned Weds lol.

Thens aid I'm boring and the sex is boring yadda.

I should probably leave. I really don't have self respect otherwise.

You don;t have self respect anyway, if she is talking to you like that. No decent women would ever talk to man like that unless they're expecting to never talk to them again.
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YourDrunkFather
08/06/17 2:28:15 PM
#53:


Well now she's just gonna go bang that dude without you bevause that's clearly what she wants to do anyway. Have a little self respect and get out
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stone
08/06/17 2:28:25 PM
#54:


You're all "she's not awful but..." and then proceed to list the latest awful things she did and said to you.. That's pretty much your equivalent of someone saying "I'm not racist/sexist but.." and then proceeding to prove they are.
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Vermander
08/06/17 2:28:58 PM
#55:


Teddytalks posted...
Vermander posted...
stone posted...
So basically you won't have a threesome with her and her ex. They'll do it just the two of them without you being present, and you'll crawl at her feet and beg forgiveness for not accepting her terms?


She wouldn't be worth it if she were that awful.

She just called me an asshole, said I got her hopes up, and now I shouldn't come hang out with her and her friends like we planned Weds lol.

Thens aid I'm boring and the sex is boring yadda.

I should probably leave. I really don't have self respect otherwise.

You don;t have self respect anyway, if she is talking to you like that. No decent women would ever talk to man like that unless they're expecting to never talk to them again.


I live alone now, so being single would kind of suck. She will probably apologize for it later, but I'm 25 now and I'm getting old for her bullshit.
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SkittyOnWailord
08/06/17 2:31:11 PM
#56:


Vermander posted...
Teddytalks posted...
Vermander posted...
stone posted...
So basically you won't have a threesome with her and her ex. They'll do it just the two of them without you being present, and you'll crawl at her feet and beg forgiveness for not accepting her terms?


She wouldn't be worth it if she were that awful.

She just called me an asshole, said I got her hopes up, and now I shouldn't come hang out with her and her friends like we planned Weds lol.

Thens aid I'm boring and the sex is boring yadda.

I should probably leave. I really don't have self respect otherwise.

You don;t have self respect anyway, if she is talking to you like that. No decent women would ever talk to man like that unless they're expecting to never talk to them again.


I live alone now, so being single would kind of suck. She will probably apologize for it later, but I'm 25 now and I'm getting old for her bullshit.


Hahahahahahahah
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JE19426
08/06/17 2:32:58 PM
#57:


Vermander posted...
I live alone now, so being single would kind of suck. She will probably apologize for it later, but I'm 25 now and I'm getting old for her bullshit.


A new born is to old for the bs you have described.
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Vermander
08/06/17 2:34:47 PM
#58:


I just remembered she currently has my credit card too, cause I lent it to her so she could get some groceries and pay me back. Better play nice until she returns that.
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Funkydog
08/06/17 2:34:58 PM
#59:


Eventually people will realise to not take Vermander seriously.
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Teddytalks
08/06/17 2:36:40 PM
#60:


Funkydog posted...
Eventually people will realise to not take Vermander seriously.


Not even a man. Should get spaded.
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Vermander
08/06/17 2:38:55 PM
#61:


Teddytalks posted...
Funkydog posted...
Eventually people will realise to not take Vermander seriously.


Not even a man. Should get spaded.


My coworkers even look down on me about it now.
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Vyrulisse
08/06/17 2:40:12 PM
#62:


Just get out of this relationship as it is toxic for you. You don't sound happy at all and you sound defeated. You need to move on for yourself.
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Vermander
08/06/17 2:45:33 PM
#63:


Vyrulisse posted...
Just get out of this relationship as it is toxic for you. You don't sound happy at all and you sound defeated. You need to move on for yourself.


Prolly will. If she apologizes to me later and talks to me like an adult then MAYBE I'll be a little nicer.
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Funkydog
08/06/17 2:45:58 PM
#64:


Teddytalks posted...
Funkydog posted...
Eventually people will realise to not take Vermander seriously.


Not even a man. Should get spaded.

I just mean it's very unlikely any of this is real. He's kept it up for years and ignored all advice, so even if it is real it's pointless giving him advice/attention over it.
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Steelix500
08/06/17 2:46:56 PM
#65:


Holy shit, why are you still with this bitch. Just fucking leave her.
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Mr Sandbag
08/06/17 2:48:49 PM
#66:


LOOL
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Saxon
08/06/17 2:52:27 PM
#67:


Nine months later...what if dat baby be his?
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stone
08/06/17 2:55:18 PM
#68:


Saxon posted...
Nine months later...what if dat baby be his?

He probably would be too weak willed to ask for a paternity test.
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OmegaTomHank
08/06/17 3:06:58 PM
#70:


tremain07 posted...
Signs that you need to break up are when someone asks this and they request a friend of yours, a friends of theres or an ex. Never do this with someone you know, pick up a hooker, hire an escort. Never a friend or a former fling.


Only if its the opposite gender.

If she says she wants to share you with her bff we good
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BignutzisBack
08/06/17 3:11:52 PM
#71:


How many times you guys going to fall for this guy's fake stories for God's sake
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wyansas
08/06/17 4:12:31 PM
#72:


Either this relationship is fucking toast or this is a fake topic.
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nesplayer
08/06/17 4:15:46 PM
#73:


would she feel comfortable with a 3some with your ex and her
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iosifsvoboda
08/06/17 4:17:16 PM
#74:


"I'll only do it if I get to fuck him in the ass" and see if he is still down
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BeyondWalls
08/06/17 4:24:19 PM
#75:


wyansas posted...
Either this relationship is fucking toast or this is a fake topic.
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Smashingpmkns
08/06/17 4:32:11 PM
#76:


Where are da pics
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Paragon21XX
08/06/17 4:33:01 PM
#77:


Vermander posted...
stone posted...
So basically you won't have a threesome with her and her ex. They'll do it just the two of them without you being present, and you'll crawl at her feet and beg forgiveness for not accepting her terms?


She wouldn't be worth it if she were that awful.

She just called me an asshole, said I got her hopes up, and now I shouldn't come hang out with her and her friends like we planned Weds lol.

Thens aid I'm boring and the sex is boring yadda.

I should probably leave. I really don't have self respect otherwise.

Why would you leave? You are obviously a total masochist to put up with all of the abuse she dishes out, and you always get back together after you break up with her knowing fully what's in store for you if you do.
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BigBadBen
08/06/17 4:34:28 PM
#78:


Dude... run away as fast as you can...
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Bloodychess
08/06/17 4:40:32 PM
#79:


Vyrulisse posted...
Oh boy that's... that's the reddest of red flags.


Don't get any more red than this
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WafflehouseJK
08/06/17 4:43:30 PM
#80:


YellowSUV posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Oh boy that's... that's the reddest of red flags.

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Offworlder1
08/06/17 5:32:25 PM
#81:


Kick this bitch to the curb, get your credit card back, and be a man again.
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stone
08/06/17 5:34:39 PM
#82:


Offworlder1 posted...
Kick this bitch to the curb, get your credit card back, and be a man again.

Implying he was one in the first place.
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kislev
08/06/17 5:37:03 PM
#83:


Just have sex witg ur gf as much as possibke then break up
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Offworlder1
08/06/17 5:37:23 PM
#84:


I am trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

@stone
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Jiek_Fafn
08/06/17 5:40:56 PM
#85:


Throw her a curveball. Tell her you're up for the threesome with this dude, but she's not allowed in and you two will bang your last gf instead.
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vgplaya89
08/06/17 5:49:18 PM
#86:


Cut your losses before its too late
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Vermander
08/06/17 6:19:43 PM
#88:


She just texted me back. She said "I am upset because it would make me really happy sexually, ans you won't even consider it."
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stone
08/06/17 6:20:41 PM
#89:


She apparently only thinks about her own pleasure, and gave no thought to how you might feel about it.
She can go to the sex shop and buy herself a nice toy with 20 vibration settings if she wants to be happy sexually.
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Vermander
08/06/17 6:21:25 PM
#90:


stone posted...
She apparently only thinks about her own pleasure, and gave no thought to how you might feel about it.
She can go to the sex shop and buy herself a nice toy with 20 vibration settings if she wants to be happy sexually.


She said she is cool with another girl but we will never find one. >.>
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Coolppl Owns
08/06/17 6:22:09 PM
#91:


Forlorn_Ass posted...
Break up with her.

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stone
08/06/17 6:23:11 PM
#93:


Bullet_Wing posted...
Vermander posted...
She just texted me back. She said "I am upset because it would make me really happy sexually, ans you won't even consider it."

Why exactly are you with this girl again? Like if you made a pro/cons list, what does she even have in the left column?

She's a girl. That's about her only redeeming quality.
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Burnt_Puke82
08/06/17 6:25:31 PM
#94:


Awesome posted...
topic sounds fake

It is.

TC has kept up this gimmick for awhile now.
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ThePredominate
08/06/17 6:29:55 PM
#95:


Ask her what she thinks about you doing nothing and just watching her ex fuck her. Her reaction will tell you all you need to know.
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Vermander
08/06/17 6:55:07 PM
#96:


She just said "I can sleep with whomever I want, I am choosing to make you a part of it."

I know this sounds bad, but actually we aren't technically dating, so she isn't wrong. We just hang out, have sex, do stuff together, she comes over my place a lot, but she hasn't want to call it official.
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Vermander
08/06/17 6:57:40 PM
#98:


I honestly should just ask out that cute cashier at work.
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Spidey5
08/06/17 6:57:53 PM
#99:


Vermander posted...
She just said "I can sleep with whomever I want, I am choosing to make you a part of it."

I know this sounds bad, but actually we aren't technically dating, so she isn't wrong. We just hang out, have sex, do stuff together, she comes over my place a lot, but she hasn't want to call it official.

My word
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jsb0714
08/06/17 6:58:43 PM
#100:


Vermander posted...
She just said "I can sleep with whomever I want, I am choosing to make you a part of it."

I know this sounds bad, but actually we aren't technically dating, so she isn't wrong. We just hang out, have sex, do stuff together, she comes over my place a lot, but she hasn't want to call it official.

You called her your girlfriend. Are you going to backtrack and claim she's just a "friend who's a girl"?
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Vermander
08/06/17 7:00:02 PM
#101:


jsb0714 posted...
Vermander posted...
She just said "I can sleep with whomever I want, I am choosing to make you a part of it."

I know this sounds bad, but actually we aren't technically dating, so she isn't wrong. We just hang out, have sex, do stuff together, she comes over my place a lot, but she hasn't want to call it official.

You called her your girlfriend. Are you going to backtrack and claim she's just a "friend who's a girl"?


I mean objectively, that is the role she played. We were intimate emotionally and physically, and hang out 4 days a week.
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NOM
08/06/17 7:02:09 PM
#102:


Don't do it, and ditch that whore as well. Fucking run, man.
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