Poll of the Day > This 43 y/o Man was caught PLEASURING HIMSELF while watching the EMOJI Movie!!!

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mrduckbear
08/04/17 2:41:27 AM
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Have you ever seen someone commit LEWDNESS in public before?




A Creepy Fat Man, 43 yo Abraham Parnes was caught PLEASURING himself while watching the kids film, The Emoji Movie and has been promptly arrested!!

A New Jersey Mom took her children to watch the movie at Xscape Movie Theatre when she was disgusted to see a man sitting alone at the back of the home with his pants unzipped and touching himself

She reported him immediately to the theatre manager who ordered him to leave and then called the cops

A few days later he turned himself in after an anonymous tip led to police to identify him

He has now been charged with lewdness

Emoji Movie, despite it's scorn by the critics and social media verse, has still exceeded expectations by making 24 million over the weekend and is doing decent box office returns on weekday returns as it has so far made 34 million by Wednesday as families are still starved for animated films.

No movie has seen this much scorn since Adam Sandler's Jack & Jill, also released by Sony, which as well received universal hate but managed to scoop out 74 Million at the box office in North America with 150M worldwide on a 79M budget.

Emoji Movie should surpass that number in North America and possibly worldwide while on a much smaller 50M budget for Sony

Have you ever seen someone commit LEWDNESS in public before?.

Abraham - Pervert

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/04/05/42EEB77900000578-4759806-image-a-32_1501822760006.jpg

Emoji Movie - Success

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/04/05/42F3469F00000578-4759806-image-a-31_1501822759945.jpg

Xscape Theatre -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/04/05/42F347CF00000578-4759806-image-a-29_1501822112422.jpg
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DevilSummoner1
08/04/17 2:48:30 AM
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it was probably that knightoffire guy since he wouldnt shut up about it
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HelIWithoutSin
08/04/17 3:18:00 AM
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I was expecting it to be during the poop emoji scenes and the guy's name to be Nathan.
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Zeus
08/04/17 3:30:11 AM
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DevilSummoner1 posted...
it was probably that knightoffire guy since he wouldnt shut up about it


I, for one, think it was simply awful that KOF would do something like that.
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KStateKing17
08/04/17 10:24:04 AM
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Lol at using that eggplant emoji.
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FinalXemnas
08/04/17 10:29:14 AM
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How old is jacksfilms again?
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argonautweakend
08/04/17 10:30:14 AM
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gotta make your own fun if hollywood isnt helping.
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PK_Spam
08/04/17 10:31:08 AM
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I'll admit, I got a little hard during the commercials for it.
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Blighboy
08/04/17 10:42:43 AM
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Zareth
08/04/17 11:03:10 AM
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What a god damn hero.
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Golden Road
08/04/17 12:10:19 PM
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Are there human characters in the movie? I'm wondering now if there were hot humans, or if this guy found the emojis hot o_O
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Tropic_Sunset
08/04/17 12:13:51 PM
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Zeus posted...
DevilSummoner1 posted...
it was probably that knightoffire guy since he wouldnt shut up about it


I, for one, think it was simply awful that KOF would do something like that.

@knightoffire55 Explain yourself!
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