Poll of the Day > I didn't pull out in time!!!!

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HornedLion
07/29/17 1:35:11 PM
#1:


What are the chances that this will come back to bite me?



Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.

How bad is this? I wouldn't mind for tax purposes but I'm not ready yet.
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darcandkharg31
07/29/17 1:36:25 PM
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that'll teach you to have sex like some kind of normie.
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DirtBasedSoap
07/29/17 1:37:00 PM
#3:


condoms suck I don't blame you bro
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green dragon
07/29/17 1:38:21 PM
#4:


The chances of getting pregnant without contraceptives are pretty low. I'm sure you'll be fine
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MICHALECOLE
07/29/17 1:51:27 PM
#5:


Buy the pill
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WastelandCowboy
07/29/17 1:52:50 PM
#6:


Babynames.com
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green dragon
07/29/17 1:54:31 PM
#7:


MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b
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HornedLion
07/29/17 2:01:52 PM
#8:


green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
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WastelandCowboy
07/29/17 2:03:43 PM
#9:


HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.

Not sure if serious or just young.
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FrozenBananas
07/29/17 2:04:24 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
Babynames.com

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Foppe
07/29/17 2:04:35 PM
#11:


HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.


You deserve to get a kid.
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SkynyrdRocker
07/29/17 2:05:21 PM
#12:


Foppe posted...
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.


You deserve to get a kid.

Yes, but a kid doesn't deserve to have him as a father
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green dragon
07/29/17 2:06:18 PM
#13:


HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.

Lmao, I hope you're joking. A kid cost waaaay more than that
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WastelandCowboy
07/29/17 2:06:53 PM
#14:


Foppe posted...
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.


You deserve to get a kid.

I wouldn't say that. OP is probably just a teen and doesn't know how much having a kid as his age could dampen his future.

Realistically, $60 on a pill to prevent having a kid because of reckless unprotected sex is better than a video game.
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wwinterj25
07/29/17 2:08:33 PM
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You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated.
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HornedLion
07/29/17 2:11:42 PM
#16:


WastelandCowboy posted...
Foppe posted...
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.


You deserve to get a kid.

I wouldn't say that. OP is probably just a teen and doesn't know how much having a kid as his age could dampen his future.

Realistically, $60 on a pill to prevent having a kid because of reckless unprotected sex is better than a video game.


I'm a man! I have hairs!
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old_school227
07/29/17 2:23:38 PM
#17:


HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.

And a kid costs a quarter of a million dollars.
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Tropic_Sunset
07/29/17 2:26:29 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated.

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Blightzkrieg
07/29/17 2:32:56 PM
#19:


What do you call couples who use the pull out method? Parents.
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pedro45
07/29/17 2:37:14 PM
#20:


HornedLion posted...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.


how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?

i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...
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HornedLion
07/29/17 2:40:43 PM
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pedro45 posted...
HornedLion posted...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.


how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?

i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...


Kinda glad you asked. Normally it's good but you still have control, as you said.

This time they were doing the work, and combined with how good it looked(she's been doing like 3k squats a week at the gym), I just... I just slipped into another world. It was too good.

I'm sure I had a choice but for that split second I was like, "Fuck it." Guess it IS ultimately my fault.

But tbh, despite making a post about it I'm not TOO worried. Was just hoping somebody would be like, "Yeah, dude, it's unlikely. Especially if you had her push and stuff."
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JaketheScumbag
07/29/17 2:52:33 PM
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From what I've read, the pull out method is far more effective than you might think- only about 2-3% less effective than condoms. But that's if you use it properly, which the OP didn't from what he describes.

Realistically, chances are far better that she's not pregnant and you're fine. But if she is and you two don't stay together, be prepared for lots of custody battles, court appearances and a lifetime of misery and wondering why you have no money. Wear a freakin' condom next time, cowboy.
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eating4fun
07/29/17 2:52:38 PM
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Between 2-3% for a random act of sex results in pregnancy. A Couple trying for a month have a conception rate of 25%.


Also, consider that a woman is only fertile for a few days prior to ovulation, and only a few hours after ovulation.

Days 1-7 of a woman's menstrual cycle are considered infertile
Days 8-19 are considered fertile; considered unsafe for unprotected intercourse
Day 20 through the end of the cycle are considered infertile.
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HornedLion
07/29/17 3:30:47 PM
#24:


eating4fun posted...
Between 2-3% for a random act of sex results in pregnancy. A Couple trying for a month have a conception rate of 25%.


Also, consider that a woman is only fertile for a few days prior to ovulation, and only a few hours after ovulation.

Days 1-7 of a woman's menstrual cycle are considered infertile
Days 8-19 are considered fertile; considered unsafe for unprotected intercourse
Day 20 through the end of the cycle are considered infertile.


This made me feel better. I think Aunt Flo should be here soon. So she's day 20+.
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SusanGreenEyes
07/29/17 3:31:16 PM
#25:


HornedLion posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
Foppe posted...
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.


You deserve to get a kid.

I wouldn't say that. OP is probably just a teen and doesn't know how much having a kid as his age could dampen his future.

Realistically, $60 on a pill to prevent having a kid because of reckless unprotected sex is better than a video game.


I'm a man! I have hairs!

Please tell me this guy isn't going to procreate.
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Jen0125
07/29/17 3:43:03 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated.

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mastermix3000
07/29/17 4:37:18 PM
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Ive never tried the pull out

I luv condoms <3
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thor333
07/29/17 5:02:35 PM
#28:


mastermix3000 posted...
Ive never tried the pull out

I luv condoms <3


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKJDAV5GJdM

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HornedLion
07/30/17 9:36:50 AM
#29:


Jen0125 posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated.


Nah, Jen. I'd take my girl's buns over your man arms any day.

GameFAQS knows all.
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J_Dawg983
07/30/17 9:43:51 AM
#30:


pedro45 posted...
HornedLion posted...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.


how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?

i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...

This, I don't get how someone could not realize what's happening. Granted most accidental pregnancy stories the guy didn't bother to pull out for whatever reason.
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HornedLion
07/30/17 10:06:17 AM
#31:


J_Dawg983 posted...
pedro45 posted...
HornedLion posted...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.


how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?

i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...

This, I don't get how someone could not realize what's happening. Granted most accidental pregnancy stories the guy didn't bother to pull out for whatever reason.


Cause they were making the right moves at the right time. Combined with the PA of this WG... I just slipped into subconscious ecstasy.
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ObligatoryFate
07/30/17 10:37:35 AM
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Get married and stop having worries. Babies are great!
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-Komaiko54-
07/30/17 10:38:35 AM
#33:


Naaah fam you gonna be a daddy

I'm curious though how does your lady and possibly future wife feel? Look on the bright side, you get to pound that poon for the rest of your life
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HornedLion
07/30/17 4:25:53 PM
#34:


-Komaiko54- posted...
Naaah fam you gonna be a daddy

I'm curious though how does your lady and possibly future wife feel? Look on the bright side, you get to pound that poon for the rest of your life


She's happy but we wanted a baby boy first.

To maximize our chances we should:

-do it during ovulation
-I should have AT LEAST 7 days worth of "ammo"
-do it in a position that allows deep penetration(but that's never a problem for me. They don't call me the HornedLion for nothing.)
-her body should be more alkaline than Citric
-she should get into a position that will allow the swimmers to stay in there longer for at least 30min post doing the deed
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