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E32005
07/26/17 2:00:51 AM
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First class CEmen to the topic please
*squelch*
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Doe
07/26/17 2:02:36 AM
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E32005
07/26/17 2:27:32 AM
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Doe
07/26/17 2:29:48 AM
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What's the next step of your master plan?
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E32005
07/26/17 2:30:30 AM
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Doe posted...
What's the next step of your master plan?

Mile high club
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Kelystic
07/26/17 2:32:13 AM
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CRASHlNG THE PLANE!
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Doe
07/26/17 2:32:23 AM
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Doe
07/26/17 2:32:53 AM
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Kelystic posted...
CRASHlNG THE PLANE!

Excuse me, when and how did you get on board?!
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fan357
07/26/17 2:40:29 AM
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Thanks
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Kelystic
07/26/17 2:42:09 AM
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I am accompanying my friend Ahmed Mohamed, he has a carry-on suitcase.
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Parappa09
07/26/17 3:14:40 AM
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Zack_Attackv1
07/26/17 3:15:25 AM
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BalanceLost
07/26/17 3:17:05 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
@pinky0926 @BalanceLost strike me as first class type of guys

But business class on flights is so overpriced D:
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/26/17 3:18:26 AM
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*knocks every above poster down*

Where's my DRINK!? Get this bird in the air!
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Parappa09
07/26/17 3:48:11 AM
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BalanceLost posted...
Parappa09 posted...
@pinky0926 @BalanceLost strike me as first class type of guys

But business class on flights is so overpriced D:

what about first class on trains?
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pinky0926
07/26/17 7:55:41 AM
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My dad used to say life is too short to turn right on airplanes.
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E32005
07/26/17 9:44:45 AM
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We are now boarding shitpost express members
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Garioshi
07/26/17 9:45:17 AM
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Doe posted...
I'm a minor

I'm a miner
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Canuklehead
07/26/17 9:48:02 AM
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I heard you call first class but I'm seated at the back of the plane. I should come up now, right?
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E32005
07/26/17 9:48:55 AM
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Garioshi posted...
Doe posted...
I'm a minor

I'm a miner

Miner please escort the minor
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E32005
07/26/17 9:50:48 AM
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Canuklehead posted...
I heard you call first class but I'm seated at the back of the plane. I should come up now, right?

Totally

Your needs outweigh your betters who can pay more
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Garioshi
07/26/17 9:52:17 AM
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E32005 posted...
Garioshi posted...
Doe posted...
I'm a minor

I'm a miner

Miner please escort the minor

ok sir
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Canuklehead
07/26/17 9:56:12 AM
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E32005 posted...
Canuklehead posted...
I heard you call first class but I'm seated at the back of the plane. I should come up now, right?

Totally

Your needs outweigh your betters who can pay more


lol.

I never understood the idea of seating first-class first. Let them chill in the VIP lounge while the other riff-raff boards instead of forcing them into their seats (at the front of the plane) while the mass congestion of the smelly poor people builds up all around them.
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/26/17 9:57:03 AM
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First class all the way
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E32005
07/26/17 12:05:04 PM
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Canuklehead posted...
E32005 posted...
Canuklehead posted...
I heard you call first class but I'm seated at the back of the plane. I should come up now, right?

Totally

Your needs outweigh your betters who can pay more


lol.

I never understood the idea of seating first-class first. Let them chill in the VIP lounge while the other riff-raff boards instead of forcing them into their seats (at the front of the plane) while the mass congestion of the smelly poor people builds up all around them.

I dont even see VIP lounges on short flights like most the ones I take. first class just bunches up with the rest of us.
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MrResetti
07/26/17 12:07:24 PM
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E32005
07/26/17 1:27:24 PM
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Were_Wyrm
07/26/17 1:30:37 PM
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Excuse me the seat I booked with extra leg room has been taken!
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E32005
07/26/17 2:24:45 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Excuse me the seat I booked with extra leg room has been taken!

Ah, it appears someone was "manspreading". we will take care of this right away, thank you.
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Pogo_Marimo
07/26/17 2:30:44 PM
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intercom static

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. We have clear skies and our flight to Azerbaijan should take about 11 hours. However, if this bottle of imported brandy doesn't stop looking so appealing, we may land before then. As a reminder, remember to first secure your own oxygen mask, and then the masks of any children in your care. Our in flight movie is Big Momma's House, followed by Big Momma's House 2. Enjoy your flight with CEAirlines.
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LIsJustice
07/26/17 2:31:28 PM
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Excuse me TC can you please leave the flight? We have over-booked the number of passengers.
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E32005
07/26/17 2:37:20 PM
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LIsJustice posted...
Excuse me TC can you please leave the flight? We have over-booked the number of passengers.

This ain't United
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LIsJustice
07/26/17 3:06:42 PM
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E32005 posted...
LIsJustice posted...
Excuse me TC can you please leave the flight? We have over-booked the number of passengers.

This ain't United

*Summons security to escort TC off the plane*
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E32005
07/26/17 3:35:30 PM
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LIsJustice posted...
E32005 posted...
LIsJustice posted...
Excuse me TC can you please leave the flight? We have over-booked the number of passengers.

This ain't United

*Summons security to escort TC off the plane*

"dont taze me bro!"
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Pogo_Marimo
07/26/17 4:33:31 PM
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intercom static

God damnit, this is your god damn pilot speaking. Sit down and shut up or I'm flying this plane into the Sun! We're taking off in, like, 30 minutes or something and if I don't finish watching these tiddies in the new Baywatch movie by then you're all getting booted off over Turkey. Good luck explaining to Erdogan what you're doing there!
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Doe
07/26/17 4:34:09 PM
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E32005
07/26/17 5:23:49 PM
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Doe posted...
I have a bomb

SKY MARSHALL!
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