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Solid Sonic
07/22/17 9:35:43 PM
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...your significant other's lack of faithfulness? How do you properly express yourself in a way that won't lead to police involvement?
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Jen0125
07/22/17 9:37:52 PM
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Break up and leave her
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helIy
07/22/17 9:49:25 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Break up and leave her


also maybe steal something small that she doesn't use a whole lot, but is needed for something incredibly important
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SushiSquid
07/22/17 9:50:00 PM
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helIy posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Break up and leave her
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darcandkharg31
07/22/17 10:02:27 PM
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Shit on her stuff
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ParanoidObsessive
07/22/17 10:11:03 PM
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SushiSquid posted...
helIy posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Break up and leave her

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SunWuKung420
07/22/17 10:28:05 PM
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Depending on the state and your time together, you could gather enough evidence and file a civil suit against for damages due to her infidelity.
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Lightning Bolt
07/22/17 10:53:40 PM
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Could try sock puppets.
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DrPrimemaster
07/22/17 11:06:42 PM
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helIy posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Break up and leave her


also maybe steal something small that she doesn't use a whole lot, but is needed for something incredibly important


Like an epipen
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IAMlnDiGNaTioN
07/22/17 11:06:49 PM
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Shes not worth your time and energy.
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Ferarri619
07/22/17 11:25:07 PM
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Put a Beanie Baby in her esophagus
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wwinterj25
07/22/17 11:27:21 PM
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Eat her last Rolo.
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Solid Sonic
07/23/17 12:04:28 AM
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Zangulus posted...
Maybe not be a bitch and just leave.

That's not justice.
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SushiSquid
07/23/17 12:15:44 AM
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Solid Sonic posted...
That's not justice.

Of course it is. She fucked someone else, so you dumped her. Fair, next. You don't fucking own her, so you're not owed anything else. She did something stupid, so you don't have to be with her.
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Conner4REAL
07/23/17 12:19:36 AM
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Solid Sonic posted...
...your significant other's lack of faithfulness? How do you properly express yourself in a way that won't lead to police involvement?



Find another hole to keep your genitals warm.
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faramir77
07/23/17 12:42:48 AM
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Have sex with her mother.
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usui88
07/23/17 1:00:41 AM
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Power saw and a tub of acid
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Firewood18
07/23/17 1:05:05 AM
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Next time she comes over for sex, smash some roses against the door and make a scene.

Be dramatic just enough so that you can realize just how ridiculous the whole thing is.
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Kollin6618
07/23/17 1:17:27 AM
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Toothbrush to the toilet. Do that for a week, break up with her and then tell her.
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shadowsword87
07/23/17 1:20:31 AM
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Break up and move on, lingering on those feelings will just make them never go away.
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Zeus
07/23/17 2:03:35 AM
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There's no classy way to out somebody as a cheater. Even when you're 100% in the right, you'll still come out looking like an ass. Just let your friends, family, etc, know how the relationship ended and, if you run into the guy, remind him that he's dating a cheater and a cheetah doesn't change her spots.

Don't steal her stuff, don't start a Facebook group pointing out she's a slut (which she might be), don't leave voicemails, don't put anything in writing, etc.
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I_Always_Die
07/23/17 2:10:18 AM
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nut on all of her belongings
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Alexandra_Trent
07/23/17 2:29:57 AM
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Zeus posted...
There's no classy way to out somebody as a cheater. Even when you're 100% in the right, you'll still come out looking like an ass. Just let your friends, family, etc, know how the relationship ended and, if you run into the guy, remind him that he's dating a cheater and a cheetah doesn't change her spots.

Don't steal her stuff, don't start a Facebook group pointing out she's a slut (which she might be), don't leave voicemails, don't put anything in writing, etc.


This.

When things end badly, the only thing you can do is mitigate damage and avoid doing things that make you appear bad; because that would just give her ammunition to shoot you with.

Just make a graceful exit. That's it.
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