Poll of the Day > OJ Simpson to ask for early release at his parole hearing today

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Far-Queue
07/20/17 6:56:51 AM
#1:


Do you think OJ will earn parole today?




Earliest he could possibly see the outside of prison is October 1st.

http://www.npr.org/2017/07/20/538203518/after-parole-hearing-o-j-simpson-could-soon-be-released-from-prison
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Far-Queue
07/20/17 11:26:07 AM
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Bump. Will try to update with results of the hearing.
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Nichtcrawler X
07/20/17 11:27:23 AM
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Wait, what? Now I do feel like I jumped timelines.. What did I miss?
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Far-Queue
07/20/17 11:30:11 AM
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What do you mean? He's been in prison for almost a decade on kidnapping and robbery convictions. This is unrelated to the infamous double murder.
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Dikitain
07/20/17 11:31:34 AM
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I honestly don't know because parole is a complected process and none of us have been involved to see if he actually deserves it.

That said, if the judge who sentenced him has any say in it I highly doubt it. That woman was BRUTAL!
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Far-Queue
07/20/17 11:37:08 AM
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From what I hear, OJ is pretty much a model prisoner, and no one is expected to testify against him getting out. Some talking heads are saying he could be paroled, but I guess he did get in trouble for masturbating in his cell not long ago.
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Nichtcrawler X
07/20/17 12:11:51 PM
#7:


Far-Queue posted...
What do you mean? He's been in prison for almost a decade on kidnapping and robbery convictions. This is unrelated to the infamous double murder.


Oh, he got himself locked up anyway on other charges? Is that what ended his movie career?
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Blighboy
07/20/17 12:12:21 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
From what I hear, OJ is pretty much a model prisoner, and no one is expected to testify against him getting out. Some talking heads are saying he could be paroled, but I guess he did get in trouble for masturbating in his cell not long ago.

Wait, where are they supposed to masturbate if not in their cell?
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MICHALECOLE
07/20/17 12:14:26 PM
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I'm only okay with him getting released if he has to rejoin the buffalo bills
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lihlih
07/20/17 12:14:27 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Far-Queue posted...
From what I hear, OJ is pretty much a model prisoner, and no one is expected to testify against him getting out. Some talking heads are saying he could be paroled, but I guess he did get in trouble for masturbating in his cell not long ago.

Wait, where are they supposed to masturbate if not in their cell?


I have a buddy that works in a federal prison. Let me shoot him a text and I'll post the reply on here as soon as I get an answer.
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lihlih
07/20/17 12:19:06 PM
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@Blighboy

"Nowhere, theyre not allowed to masterbate at all"

That's the response I got from my federal prison guard friend.

Edit: He added this: They all masterbate in the showers anyways
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faramir77
07/20/17 12:27:09 PM
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He will be released, and some stupid people will feign outrage at that. His time served is worth more than the robbery charge he had.

In regards to his 90s trial, yeah, we all know he was guilty of murder. Maybe the cops should think twice about evidence planting, though. That alone was enough for me to agree that his charges should be scrapped.
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Blighboy
07/20/17 12:49:53 PM
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lihlih posted...

"Nowhere, theyre not allowed to masterbate at all"

This is inhumane
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Duck-I-Says
07/20/17 12:50:39 PM
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lihlih posted...
@Blighboy

"Nowhere, theyre not allowed to masterbate at all"

That's the response I got from my federal prison guard friend.

Edit: He added this: They all masterbate in the showers anyways


That's bad for your prostate and mental health if you're not getting sex. I'd almost go as far as to say that's a borderline human rights violation.
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pionear
07/20/17 3:12:08 PM
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Far-Queue
07/20/17 3:14:48 PM
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pionear posted...
https://sports.yahoo.com/o-j-simpson-granted-parole-will-free-nevada-prison-october-185312121.html

Well, it's official...

Welcome back Juice...

Was just about to post:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/20/us/oj-simpson-parole.html
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