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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/20/17 3:58:29 PM
#204:


Vegy why do you say "D" instead of using words? You could say dick or penis or cock. There are many words for it.
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Xelltrix
07/20/17 3:59:40 PM
#205:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Vegy why do you say "D" instead of using words? You could say dick or penis or cock. There are many words for it.



dats just da way he posts because its obnoxious and gets da attention he loves


Hmmm
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BalanceLost
07/20/17 4:00:33 PM
#206:


Sounds positive despite the severity of a surgery @dragnmaninferno


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BL is literally an Instagram girl that does nothing but post food.

Hahaha I love food and wanna share it! And you should post stuff sometime ;)
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MegaTech
07/20/17 4:01:27 PM
#207:


Pitbuller_26 posted...
MegaTech posted...
I hope that's a one time thing PB. Did the doctor tell you of ways to prevent that from occuring? Or is it something you'll have to deal with intermittently throughout? I don't know much about it.


Reading on the issue, it's mainly caused by alcool abuse or gallstones. And I drink maybe 3 times a year. Most people recover from it with no problems.

She wants me to see a specialist as they aren't sure. So it could be nothing serious or something serious. Won't know until then.

Keep us posted.

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BL is literally an Instagram girl that does nothing but post food.

Parrapa on Snapchat/10 it's good ass looking food though.
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Xelltrix
07/20/17 4:02:47 PM
#208:


I was never one for food pictures.
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dragnmaninferno
07/20/17 4:04:03 PM
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Xelltrix
07/20/17 4:34:05 PM
#210:


I've been playing Linkin Park's discography at work since I found out. So, like, two hours now lol.
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dragnmaninferno
07/20/17 4:35:30 PM
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MegaTech
07/20/17 4:36:34 PM
#212:


Those angsty middle school days
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SSJGrimReaper
07/20/17 4:56:38 PM
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Memories of watching low quality anime music videos that had either a linkin park song or that let the bodies hit the floor song
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MegaTech
07/20/17 4:58:15 PM
#214:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
Memories of watching low quality anime music videos that had either a linkin park song or that let the bodies hit the floor song

Ah yes. All those DBZ amvs I use to watch with Linkin Park on haha
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_Near_
07/20/17 4:58:16 PM
#215:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
Memories of watching low quality anime music videos that had either a linkin park song or that let the bodies hit the floor song


I've made at least one of those

not proud
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Deadpool_18
07/20/17 4:59:06 PM
#216:


_Near_ posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Memories of watching low quality anime music videos that had either a linkin park song or that let the bodies hit the floor song


I've made at least one of those

not proud


Delete it.
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Xelltrix
07/20/17 5:01:24 PM
#217:


I didn't really know any Linkin Park until high school. And I didn't expand my collection of their songs until college.
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hollow_shrine
07/20/17 5:04:37 PM
#218:


Xelltrix posted...
I didn't really know any Linkin Park until high school. And I didn't expand my collection of their songs until college.

Oh no, that means you've got no excuse.
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Xelltrix
07/20/17 5:06:51 PM
#219:


I don't need an excuse. I listen to what I want. Don't really care, lol.
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hollow_shrine
07/20/17 5:12:38 PM
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So unapologetic about it too.
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Xelltrix
07/20/17 5:13:12 PM
#221:


I still have Pokemon songs in my iPhone.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/20/17 5:22:00 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
So unapologetic about it too.

Classic Xell!!
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dragnmaninferno
07/20/17 5:22:07 PM
#223:


When Meteora first released I did not enjoy "Nobody's Listening" but over the years I grew to enjoy it. Meteora is one of the few albums I've listened to where I've enjoyed every single track. Electra Heart, After Laughter, and Born Sinner are part of that exclusive group.
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Parappa09
07/20/17 6:57:37 PM
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Pitbuller_26 posted...
Well this sucks. Got a call from the doctor's office and she believes I may have pancreaitis due to all my tests except the blood test showing up as normal. (Been having digestive issues)

Needless to say, my mind is going off the deep end worrying about the worst possible situation.

sorry to hear that

but definitely know that your mind wandering to the worst possible scenario is normal, but it rarely tends to be that way. I had a cyst and thought it would be cancer, but turned out to be absolutely fine. blind panic is the worst though

dragnmaninferno posted...
It has been so long since I spoke to my father I did not even know his surgery way today until I got home from a couple of minutes ago. Damn.

my mum didn't tell her family (apart from me and my bro) that she had surgery until after it was done. and me and my bro didn't find out until afterwards as well

fucking caribbean parents keeping it close to their chest

Xelltrix posted...
BL is literally an Instagram girl that does nothing but post food.

I know right

no gym pics, body pics or selfies. such a prune

MegaTech posted...
Parrapa on Snapchat/10 it's good ass looking food though.

snapchat is a good place for it

and yeah I eat out too much. it's coz that's all my friends want to do. it wouldn't surprise me if I had a heart attack in my 60's tbh
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SSJGrimReaper
07/20/17 7:19:37 PM
#225:


Parappa09 posted...
and yeah I eat out too much

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LinksLiege
07/20/17 7:36:55 PM
#226:


BalanceLost posted...
You are on the right path now at least. Keep working on it <3

It's a fucking grind.

Sucks too because this is coming not too long after I was at my absolutely most fit point. It was about last year. I was starting to have a proper six-pack. Then a bunch of shit happened and that fell apart.
Not too far away from that now, it's not like I have a full gut again. Just gotta stay focused.
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CoolBeansAvl
07/20/17 7:49:06 PM
#227:


I open one of my apps to this message: "Hi. I'm married but want to play with a cock."
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V-E-G-Y-
07/20/17 7:49:59 PM
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Xelltrix
07/20/17 7:50:20 PM
#229:


Aren't you seeing someone?
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SSJGrimReaper
07/20/17 7:59:34 PM
#230:


Xelltrix posted...
Aren't you seeing someone?

lol
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hollow_shrine
07/20/17 11:36:16 PM
#231:


V-E-G-Y- posted...
Lgbt people have all da fun

You don't have to live vicariously through our dickthirst. You can get you some dick of your own and see if it fills any gaps for you.
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AvlButtslam
07/20/17 11:40:10 PM
#232:


MT lives bicuriously through me
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Xelltrix
07/20/17 11:43:07 PM
#233:


So is that a yes on seeing Justin?
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AvlButtslam
07/20/17 11:48:48 PM
#234:


Yeah but we're not like an official thing
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Xelltrix
07/21/17 12:29:00 AM
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Sigh, gays.
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BalanceLost
07/21/17 2:12:39 AM
#236:


@Parappa09 and @Xelltrix want me to post gym pics so they can stare at my titties.


LinksLiege posted...
BalanceLost posted...
You are on the right path now at least. Keep working on it <3

It's a fucking grind.

Sucks too because this is coming not too long after I was at my absolutely most fit point. It was about last year. I was starting to have a proper six-pack. Then a bunch of shit happened and that fell apart.
Not too far away from that now, it's not like I have a full gut again. Just gotta stay focused.

If you lived close then we could be gym buddies and we'd stay focused together. But make a workout plan and stick to it. Do you have a gym membership or do you go running?
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_Near_
07/21/17 2:18:27 AM
#237:


God, moving sucks donkey dick.

In my next place, I'm gonna own 0 furniture.
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dragnmaninferno
07/21/17 2:25:53 AM
#238:


Parappa09 posted...
dragnmaninferno posted...
It has been so long since I spoke to my father I did not even know his surgery way today until I got home from a couple of minutes ago. Damn.

my mum didn't tell her family (apart from me and my bro) that she had surgery until after it was done. and me and my bro didn't find out until afterwards as well

fucking caribbean parents keeping it close to their chest

I know. Hopefully his arm doesn't give him any more problems once he is healed up.

_Near_ posted...
God, moving sucks donkey dick.

In my next place, I'm gonna own 0 furniture.

I mean all you need is a pillow, a couple of blankets, and maybe a chair.
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LinksLiege
07/21/17 2:42:08 AM
#239:


BalanceLost posted...
If you lived close then we could be gym buddies and we'd stay focused together. But make a workout plan and stick to it. Do you have a gym membership or do you go running?

I technically have a plan, but any exercise enthusiast would look at said plan and say "This isn't a fucking plan." So make of that what you will. I'm not trying to get ripped, just slim down and tone up a bit. I was almost able to reach that point last year, and over a decently low amount of time, so I know it works despite how haphazard it is. Right now I'm 185-ish lbs, but mercifully a lot of that is muscle this time around, so I'm noticeably thinner than I was the last time I was that weight.

Used to do running but my current place doesn't have a treadmill, so I've been trying out HIIT stuff on an exercise bike. Even after the few sessions I've done, my thighs have gotten noticeably beefier. Which is nice.
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Kisai
07/21/17 2:48:03 AM
#240:


I wish I knew. I mean, regarding any guy, really.
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AvlButtslam
07/21/17 7:49:48 AM
#241:


Xelltrix posted...
Sigh, gays.

It's on him, I told him I wanted to be in an actual relationship but he said he wasn't ready. I had stopped using 'em before then.

Now I'm kinda glad I have my freedom tho
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dragnmaninferno
07/21/17 7:57:57 AM
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AvlButtslam
07/21/17 8:30:16 AM
#243:


I'm not sure if he actually sees anyone else, I think he just didn't want to go all in while his life is a mess, which is another reason I'm glad we're not officially together.
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MegaTech
07/21/17 8:38:53 AM
#244:


Yo Avi you remember this shit? My school(Clarksburg) got so into this. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/16/AR2009051602191.html

That highschool topic made me look that up again and I remember times were ruthless in school for a while because of it. It was like a real life CE. Girls were literally crying in class and fights broke out over online personas.

Not gonna lie, I enjoyed the hell out of the drama.
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AvlButtslam
07/21/17 10:00:30 AM
#245:


Lol, I remember we talked about this. My school never really got into that fortunately.
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MegaTech
07/21/17 10:20:43 AM
#246:


Oh yea we did. I was labeled as a pothead because I hung out with the skaters/misfits in the morning before class. Thank goodness I wasn't anymore popular than that so I wasn't really a topic of discussion. Not that I had anything to worry about.
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AvlButtslam
07/21/17 10:52:27 AM
#247:


I pictured you more as the respected loner type
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BatmanVonDoom
07/21/17 11:13:07 AM
#248:


Btw MT Nyck @ Knight fucking kills man check it out.
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MegaTech
07/21/17 12:46:38 PM
#249:


AvlButtslam posted...
I pictured you more as the respected loner type

Lmao

BatmanVonDoom posted...
Btw MT Nyck @ Knight fucking kills man check it out.

I have it. Just gotta listen
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Xelltrix
07/21/17 1:09:11 PM
#250:


MT struck me as an incredibly social type.
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MegaTech
07/21/17 1:15:30 PM
#251:


I became more social as I got older. After college is where I really ran with it. Back then I was a nerd that happened to be decent at sports.
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AvlButtslam
07/21/17 1:38:59 PM
#252:


I'm really fucking mad at myself for knowing the answer to a Kardashian-related question that a coworker just asked me.
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Xelltrix
07/21/17 1:39:26 PM
#253:


... what
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