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Xelltrix
07/19/17 9:34:18 AM
#53:


Wink at your boss if he sees it.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/19/17 9:36:42 AM
#54:


His boss is probably lurking in this topic too tbh
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 9:44:16 AM
#56:


I take my roommationship very seriously.

BatmanVonDoom posted...
I just realised something.

How the fuck can I go on here at work with a title like that.

Lol
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MegaTech
07/19/17 9:45:18 AM
#57:


AvlButtslam posted...
Remind me what second base entails again

Feeling up.

I remember the bases as in, French, Feel, Finger, Fuck. The 4 Fs

Coolppl Owns posted...
MegaTech posted...
All up to her. She was literally dry humping me I'm like wtf.


nice

why didn't you go all the way @MegaTech

She didn't want to. She said she wanted me but it was too early so I didn't force it. It was our third time hanging out together so I guess I get it. It'll happen at some point since it's been escalating further each time we see each other.

AvlButtslam posted...
I actually had a dream last night that MT left me for another roommate. Lol

Lmao, what other dreams do you have about me?
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MegaTech
07/19/17 9:46:11 AM
#58:


BatmanVonDoom posted...
I just realised something.

How the fuck can I go on here at work with a title like that.

I use my phone personally
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Xelltrix
07/19/17 9:47:02 AM
#59:


I was going to ask if you really wanted to ask that, but I mean, you'd have to be oblivious to not know what other dreams there are.
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MegaTech
07/19/17 9:49:51 AM
#60:


Xelltrix posted...
I was going to ask if you really wanted to ask that, but I mean, you'd have to be oblivious to not know what other dreams there are.

He could suprise me.
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 9:58:13 AM
#61:


We've never gone all the way but yeah I don't think I'm gonna answer that
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Xelltrix
07/19/17 9:59:25 AM
#62:


Given MT that ego boost he's going to take back to that thot, smh Avi.


I just realized saying that thot is like saying ATM machine.
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MegaTech
07/19/17 10:06:29 AM
#63:


Haha she's not a thot man! It woulda happened day 1 if that's the case. It took some finesse just to get her clothes off. She's actually really shy when it comes to intimacy which suprised me given how outgoing she is.
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Xelltrix
07/19/17 10:08:45 AM
#64:


I was just speaking for Avi, they're all thots if they're not him.



Although he's also a hoe so...
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Deadpool_18
07/19/17 10:12:36 AM
#65:


Be happy no one from your daily life reads the kind of shit you post.
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Xelltrix
07/19/17 10:13:15 AM
#66:


There probably isn't anyone in his daily life.
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:19:52 AM
#67:


Was that directed to vegy or me lol
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MegaTech
07/19/17 10:21:52 AM
#68:


Xelltrix posted...
I was just speaking for Avi, they're all thots if they're not him.



Although he's also a hoe so...

Lmao
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:27:15 AM
#69:


When I heard her talking to just you she sounded normal, so that's good.
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MegaTech
07/19/17 10:32:58 AM
#70:


AvlButtslam posted...
When I heard her talking to just you she sounded normal, so that's good.

I think I have a way with calming people. I'm just so chill that it propagates. /Bigheaded
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:35:16 AM
#71:


So chill that if I were sitting across from you and you weren't moving, I would think you were dead
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hollow_shrine
07/19/17 10:40:22 AM
#72:


So this is still here. I guess we can have some fun.

0FzLGzq

When you take your time and to prepare the way, it's basically like this.

Fuck it up and it's agony. Do it right, and you'll see God.
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:42:22 AM
#73:


I actually don't find Drake anything special. Who's the buff dude behind him tho
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Xelltrix
07/19/17 10:48:15 AM
#74:


Geeze, you can't even see his face, Avi. lmao


I like Drake, though. Also, ew.
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hollow_shrine
07/19/17 10:49:58 AM
#75:


AvlButtslam posted...
I actually don't find Drake anything special. Who's the buff dude behind him tho

No clue. It's probably a shop, because Drake is clearly sitting down.

And how can you say no to this smile?
bV8z6BT
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:55:53 AM
#76:


Xelltrix posted...
Geeze, you can't even see his face, Avi. lmao


I like Drake, though. Also, ew.

A sexy body can get you a free pass on an eh face imo
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ssj3vegeta2
07/19/17 10:56:31 AM
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Xelltrix
07/19/17 10:57:22 AM
#78:


Probably one for every day they've been together.



AvlButtslam posted...
Xelltrix posted...
Geeze, you can't even see his face, Avi. lmao


I like Drake, though. Also, ew.

A sexy body can get you a free pass on an eh face imo


Probably more of the reverse for me, though yeah, I can see that too.
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 11:11:02 AM
#79:


See that's how I can thrive on that Grindr life, all dem headless torsos but who knows how their face looks
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 11:42:45 AM
#80:


My coworkers are back from vacation so I have time to do nothing again
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dragnmaninferno
07/19/17 11:45:14 AM
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Xelltrix
07/19/17 11:46:05 AM
#82:


I never watched Degrassi so I don't have that problem.


AvlButtslam posted...
My coworkers are back from vacation so I have time to do nothing again


How many people left at the same time? Geeze.
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dragnmaninferno
07/19/17 11:46:56 AM
#83:


AvlButtslam posted...
My coworkers are back from vacation so I have time to do nothing again

I like it when my coworkers go on vacation. It gives me the opportunity to work on the other shifts.
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 12:03:39 PM
#84:


Xelltrix posted...
I never watched Degrassi so I don't have that problem.


AvlButtslam posted...
My coworkers are back from vacation so I have time to do nothing again


How many people left at the same time? Geeze.

2 out of 4. The only other person here is a new guy who just started like a week ago so I was basically by myself.
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BatmanVonDoom
07/19/17 12:16:46 PM
#85:


Dat feel when you wanna play bball but you the only guy over like 22.

Fucking kill me pls.
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ssj3vegeta2
07/19/17 12:18:13 PM
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BalanceLost
07/19/17 12:24:45 PM
#87:


My date whom I'm visiting since yesterday is gonna cook dinner for me now. A twink who cook <3 We have been out on the town in Stockholm all day - we went to the Photography museum, had a nice lunch at a place with a lovely view over the water and city, a fika (look it up) at my fav café and stuff.
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dragnmaninferno
07/19/17 12:34:25 PM
#88:


BalanceLost posted...
My date whom I'm visiting since yesterday is gonna cook dinner for me now. A twink who cook <3 We have been out on the town in Stockholm all day - we went to the Photography museum, had a nice lunch at a place with a lovely view over the water and city, a fika (look it up) at my fav café and stuff.

He's cooking for you? He expects you to give him some.

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BalanceLost
07/19/17 12:47:12 PM
#89:


dragnmaninferno posted...
He's cooking for you? He expects you to give him some.

jk. You probably already gave it to him :D

Yeah he got the D when he visited me three weeks ago tbh >_>
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dragnmaninferno
07/19/17 1:52:40 PM
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MegaTech
07/19/17 2:07:42 PM
#91:


I imagine dragn like a male elephant going through musth
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ssj3vegeta2
07/19/17 2:11:23 PM
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MegaTech
07/19/17 2:13:34 PM
#93:


Have you tried online dating apps vegy?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/19/17 2:32:38 PM
#94:


You should have your friend visit this board. There is a user that always posts topic about penises. Your friend would enjoy reading them.
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TyYoshi
07/19/17 2:33:18 PM
#95:


ssj3vegeta2 posted...
I need to fuck a chick dis weekend

No you either need to insert your tool into a twink or some pretty boy, or get fucked by their amazing dongle doo

Cause you in Narnia still.
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BalanceLost
07/19/17 2:33:54 PM
#96:


dragnmaninferno posted...
Ugh. I fear I may be reaching Avi levels of thirst, if not already there.

You need to bang. ASAP.
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 2:39:43 PM
#97:


You're probably thirstier tbh, I actually get some on the reg
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dragnmaninferno
07/19/17 2:42:26 PM
#98:


BalanceLost posted...
dragnmaninferno posted...
Ugh. I fear I may be reaching Avi levels of thirst, if not already there.

You need to bang. ASAP.

Ugh. I do. But no one wants to bang me.
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 2:44:41 PM
#99:


Try Growlr or a4a, the bars on those are lower.
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ssj3vegeta2
07/19/17 2:48:32 PM
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dragnmaninferno
07/19/17 2:50:17 PM
#101:


AvlButtslam posted...
Try Growlr or a4a, the bars on those are lower.

Bitch.

The same guys who message me on growlr do so on scruff and grindr I haven't been able to set up a meeting.
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AvlButtslam
07/19/17 2:50:31 PM
#102:


Nah, hookup apps do though.
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SuperExcitebike
07/19/17 3:10:39 PM
#103:


Annoying. In college, girls would ask if they could come get a "protein shake" before their night class. Now I only have a gay dude who sometimes texts me after 2am asking if I want a "blowie".

Also huge D not confirmed, but relevant
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