Current Events > What's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?

(+) Yeah! (+)

You guys are right. Ty for being my conscience
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I was going to suggest you go for the swole dude but
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Go for Avi tbh.
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dragnmaninferno posted...

I was going to suggest you go for the swole dude but

Lmao wonder how that'd fly with his fiancee.
Xelltrix posted...

Go for Avi tbh.

That'd be one hell of a birthday gift
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That's a pretty cheap gift.
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This dirty motherfucker was genuinely debating it too.

Stay away from my female family members MT.
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what happened to that girl you got to second base with @MegaTech
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So the men are fair game.
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Xelltrix posted...

That's a pretty cheap gift.

I'm a high commodity Xell. You couldn't afford this ass.

BatmanVonDoom posted...

This dirty motherfucker was genuinely debating it too.

Stay away from my female family members MT.

Yo, she started it! Once she started asking about my warm blankets with a winky face and tongue sticking out, I knew where it was going
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Coolppl Owns posted...

what happened to that girl you got to second base with @MegaTech

She was away for the weekend so I didn't see her. I think I might see her tonight though.
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Planned on making your friend's sister sidepiece smgdh.
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Hey, ultimately that didn't happen so we're good. I changed the subject a bit so that now I'm looking for womanly advice about other women. She could be a great asset
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Now you're friendzoning her. What an awful person.
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MegaTech posted...

dragnmaninferno posted...

I was going to suggest you go for the swole dude but

Lmao wonder how that'd fly with his fiancee.
Xelltrix posted...

Go for Avi tbh.

That'd be one hell of a birthday gift

Ugh is there a gift receipt
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Fooling no one, Avi.
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MegaTech posted...

Coolppl Owns posted...

what happened to that girl you got to second base with @MegaTech

She was away for the weekend so I didn't see her. I think I might see her tonight though.

ayyyy

time to get it in brah
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Speaking of birthdays though, is there a way to stop people from posting on my Facebook, but I still want my birthday to be visible lol
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Just make your birthday private, why do you want it on there anyways? Lol
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I want the attention but not the Facebook posts
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Another quote for the Book of Avi-isms
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But what orher attentionn is there?


Texts?
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AvlButtslam posted...

Speaking of birthdays though, is there a way to stop people from posting on my Facebook, but I still want my birthday to be visible lol

Yeah, you can go on timelilne settings and change who can post on your timeline. I've done it for a couple of family members.
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Coolppl Owns posted...

MegaTech posted...

Coolppl Owns posted...

what happened to that girl you got to second base with @MegaTech

She was away for the weekend so I didn't see her. I think I might see her tonight though.

ayyyy

time to get it in brah

Haha we'll see
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@BatmanVonDoom

Nyck @ Knight is sooo dope. Good recc
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who would make the best/worst bf itt?

inspired by vegy's topic
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Parappa would probably be the best because he can party

Xell would be the worst because he's a cheap ass
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Yuck, you sound like you have expensive taste. No thanks.
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for you, yeah

for gay people, not so much
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puff puff pass
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Parappa wins best because he would take you out on trips/vacations and ride camels in the desert with you
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Parappa wins best because he would take you out on trips/vacations and ride camels in the desert with you

Seriously. Travelling around and partying and shit.

Xelltrix posted...

puff puff pass

You don't even...

forget it
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Well from my biased point of view best would be MT. He's fit, fun and he's got money.

Worst would be a toss-up between Xell and dragn. Xell is kinda cute, idk how dragn looks but there's gotta be a reason why he does so poorly on the apps.

They're both inexperienced but Dragn is super desperate so he'd probably treat you right and do everything he could to keep you, whereas Xell is not at all so he still wouldn't appreciate you. He also seems like he'd be terrible at sex.
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Me and MT for best bromance.

Avi would be the worst public bf but the best private bf wink fucking wink.
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I have no idea what that means
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*Nods nods* All reasonable assumptions.
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I would obviously make best bf
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

Avi would be the worst public bf but the best private bf wink fucking wink.

I get that feeling with avi as well
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I don't know which customers are worse, Amazon or Walmart's. Had to deal with the most nitpicky customer who wouldn't accept any possible solution.

Needless to say, the call didn't end well.
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Freak in the sheets but meek in the streets
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did you get your tribal tattoo yet, avi?
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_Near_ posted...

did you get your tribal tattoo yet, avi?

He ain't that masc4masc.
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Ha, no. If I were to get a tattoo I'd have Justin design something for me.
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Pitbuller_26 posted...

_Near_ posted...

did you get your tribal tattoo yet, avi?

He ain't that masc4masc.

Not yet anyway

AvlButtslam posted...

Ha, no. If I were to get a tattoo I'd have Justin design something for me.

is he a tattoo artist? or an artist in general?
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Yeah he does art
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did he draw you naked yet like in titanic
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Rofl no, but he actually did say he wanted to lol
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My friend told me his artist girlfriend wanted to do that, too.
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omg lmao

That's both hilarious to think of her offering and hilarious to think of him doing; I could see him agreeing for kicks even though he's not vain.
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Dragonball Fighter Z beta

We're getting that, yeah, Near?
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oh i'm on that shit

the 26th, right?
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