Poll of the Day > CNN is fucking imploding

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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 3:58:01 PM
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what happens when they are no longer a profitable entity? there is no liberal government to bail them out and tell us all about how we need to care more about these poor people (if you still consider them human) who will be out of a job if it shuts down.
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BlackScythe0
07/17/17 4:10:22 PM
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What?
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Jen0125
07/17/17 4:11:09 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
What?

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SunWuKung420
07/17/17 4:12:32 PM
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Huh?
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KevinceKostner
07/17/17 4:12:51 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
BlackScythe0 posted...
What?
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Smarkil
07/17/17 4:13:24 PM
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Que?
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:14:26 PM
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well, lets see, they just got fucking passed up on ratings by nick at nite, adult swim, and nickelodeon.

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.
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07/17/17 4:14:36 PM
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Jen0125
07/17/17 4:14:51 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.


lmao
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ZiggiStardust
07/17/17 4:15:49 PM
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they've fully regressed to fox-news level for the left. as someone more left-leaning, they're a fucking embarrassment, ok?
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:15:58 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.


lmao


ok, then whats your explanation for the fact that CNN averaged a paltry 700k viewers last week? whats your explanation for the steady decline leading up to it?

please, enlighten me.
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:17:41 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
they've fully regressed to fox-news level for the left. as someone more left-leaning, they're a fucking embarrassment, ok?


oh its been a fucking embarrassment for a long goddamn time. at least fox news embraces who they are. if youre gonna be ridiculous you might as well lean right the fuck into it.

CNN still touts themselves as the best loved, most reliable, most watched news network. they are none of those things.
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ZiggiStardust
07/17/17 4:19:18 PM
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they're really have gone off the deep end. they're desperate now. writing might already be on the wall for them...
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Peterass
07/17/17 4:19:33 PM
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It's an editorial / left wing propaganda organization now. Whether you're a liberal, conservative or something in between, there's no denying this.
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:20:30 PM
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well, i think the solution is obvious. at this point, there is no way to restore the credibility of your network, so just become a fucking joke network. they could be like a less successful daily show.
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BlackScythe0
07/17/17 4:20:41 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
well, lets see, they just got fucking passed up on ratings by nick at nite, adult swim, and nickelodeon.

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.


lol
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:21:13 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
well, lets see, they just got fucking passed up on ratings by nick at nite, adult swim, and nickelodeon.

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.


lol



Troll_Police_ posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.


lmao


ok, then whats your explanation for the fact that CNN averaged a paltry 700k viewers last week? whats your explanation for the steady decline leading up to it?

please, enlighten me.

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Peterass
07/17/17 4:21:16 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
well, i think the solution is obvious. at this point, there is no way to restore the credibility of your network, so just become a fucking joke network. they could be like a less successful daily show.


It essentially is the daily show already. Except a little funnier.
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:21:59 PM
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Peterass posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
well, i think the solution is obvious. at this point, there is no way to restore the credibility of your network, so just become a fucking joke network. they could be like a less successful daily show.


It essentially is the daily show already. Except a little funnier.


yeah, but theyre not trying to be funny. if they'd just acknowledge it and fucking go for it they might have a chance.
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SunWuKung420
07/17/17 4:22:59 PM
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All news sucks. It's all biased and not entertaining.
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Dreaming_King
07/17/17 4:24:23 PM
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I always went to their site (who on earth watches news these days?) for news up until recently. I don't give a damn about politics, but Fox and MSNBC were such jokes that I didn't want to give them a single hit, so I went with CNN as a middle ground.

As of the election I see they are anything but a middle ground, and their constant BS has really put a (more) sour taste in my mouth about news corps in general.

Oh well.
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shadowsword87
07/17/17 4:25:08 PM
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Y'all are acting like it's possible to have a bias-free news piece.
You do know how the world works, right?
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BlackScythe0
07/17/17 4:25:21 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
BlackScythe0 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
well, lets see, they just got fucking passed up on ratings by nick at nite, adult swim, and nickelodeon.

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.


lol



Troll_Police_ posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.


lmao


ok, then whats your explanation for the fact that CNN averaged a paltry 700k viewers last week? whats your explanation for the steady decline leading up to it?

please, enlighten me.


Don't know, don't care.

"FUCKING EXPLODING!" and I'm using caps to indicate how I read your statement with strong words like that. Not a slow decline in ratings.

So yea you earn a lol for your bat shit crazy statement. "Nothing but lies" even Faux isn't all lies.
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:31:06 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Don't know, don't care.

"FUCKING EXPLODING!" and I'm using caps to indicate how I read your statement with strong words like that. Not a slow decline in ratings.

So yea you earn a lol for your bat shit crazy statement. "Nothing but lies" even Faux isn't all lies.


ok, so your reading comprehension might need some work. lets work our way down the list

1.
"CNN is fucking imploding"
somehow got switched around to
"CNN IS FUCKING EXPLODING!"
inside of your head. like, not only is it the exact opposite of what i said, but it was the exact opposite of how i said it. maybe thats just a byproduct of the liberal media's brainwashing? either way, get it checked out.

2. strong words for a RAPID decline in ratings seem appropriate. it hasnt been slow and steady, it has been fast and fucking noticable.

3. i never said "nothing but lies" i said "exclusively fake news"
it is entirely possible for a fake news story to have a few actual facts, but when the overall story is founded on lies and conjecture that are touted as infallible facts its still fake news.
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:33:14 PM
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Dreaming_King posted...
Fox and MSNBC were such jokes that I didn't want to give them a single hit, so I went with CNN as a middle ground.


wat

the far right leaning and far left leaning news sources were such jokes that you went to another far left leaning joke of a source to find the middle ground?
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:33:55 PM
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PyroBlade1985 posted...
shadowsword87 posted...
Y'all are acting like it's possible to have a bias-free news piece.
You do know how the world works, right?

That's the problem! News pieces SHOULD be bias-free!


and they absolutely can be. the idea that its impossible is a relatively new one, and its exactly what is wrong with the media today.
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BlackScythe0
07/17/17 4:34:51 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
PyroBlade1985 posted...
shadowsword87 posted...
Y'all are acting like it's possible to have a bias-free news piece.
You do know how the world works, right?

That's the problem! News pieces SHOULD be bias-free!


and they absolutely can be. the idea that its impossible is a relatively new one, and its exactly what is wrong with the media today.


Yea they can be! Just look at Faux News!
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Smarkil
07/17/17 4:35:54 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Y'all are acting like it's possible to have a bias-free news piece.
You do know how the world works, right?


Sure it's possible. Just, ya know, report the news as it happens without embellishment. It's really not that hard.
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:36:10 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
PyroBlade1985 posted...
shadowsword87 posted...
Y'all are acting like it's possible to have a bias-free news piece.
You do know how the world works, right?

That's the problem! News pieces SHOULD be bias-free!


and they absolutely can be. the idea that its impossible is a relatively new one, and its exactly what is wrong with the media today.


Yea they can be! Just look at Faux News!


you keep turning to that as though you think im a right leaning fox supporter or something

just because they all happened to see the profit in reporting with a slant doesnt mean that its impossible to report without one.
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Jen0125
07/17/17 4:37:48 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.


lmao


ok, then whats your explanation for the fact that CNN averaged a paltry 700k viewers last week? whats your explanation for the steady decline leading up to it?

please, enlighten me.


what does this have to do with me saying "lmao" to you saying they "report exclusively fake news"
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BlackScythe0
07/17/17 4:39:34 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
BlackScythe0 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
PyroBlade1985 posted...
shadowsword87 posted...
Y'all are acting like it's possible to have a bias-free news piece.
You do know how the world works, right?

That's the problem! News pieces SHOULD be bias-free!


and they absolutely can be. the idea that its impossible is a relatively new one, and its exactly what is wrong with the media today.


Yea they can be! Just look at Faux News!


you keep turning to that as though you think im a right leaning fox supporter or something

just because they all happened to see the profit in reporting with a slant doesnt mean that its impossible to report without one.


I like how right wingers always try to act like they aren't when they try claiming they are saying "reasonable things".
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:41:56 PM
#33:


Jen0125 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.


lmao


ok, then whats your explanation for the fact that CNN averaged a paltry 700k viewers last week? whats your explanation for the steady decline leading up to it?

please, enlighten me.


what does this have to do with me saying "lmao" to you saying they "report exclusively fake news"


everything? go reread it maybe?

im not your 8th grade lit teacher, its not my job to teach you reading comprehension, but if you need the help, i suppose i will. im generous like that.

if you think my statement is false, then explain the truth to me. if you believe that CNNs ratings are not tanking because they report exclusively fake news, then explain to me exactly why you think they are going down the shitter? explain to me why they averaged 700k viewers, and fell below adult swim, nickelodeon and nick and night? do you have an explanation? or do you just think laughing is a form of argument when you have no actual argument because you are wrong? please jen. enlighten me.
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BlackScythe0
07/17/17 4:43:29 PM
#34:


Troll_Police_ posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.


lmao


ok, then whats your explanation for the fact that CNN averaged a paltry 700k viewers last week? whats your explanation for the steady decline leading up to it?

please, enlighten me.


what does this have to do with me saying "lmao" to you saying they "report exclusively fake news"


everything? go reread it maybe?

im not your 8th grade lit teacher, its not my job to teach you reading comprehension, but if you need the help, i suppose i will. im generous like that.

if you think my statement is false, then explain the truth to me. if you believe that CNNs ratings are not tanking because they report exclusively fake news, then explain to me exactly why you think they are going down the shitter? explain to me why they averaged 700k viewers, and fell below adult swim, nickelodeon and nick and night? do you have an explanation? or do you just think laughing is a form of argument when you have no actual argument because you are wrong? please jen. enlighten me.


You ask this question like it's possible to enlighten someone who says "reporting exclusively fake news"
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:44:06 PM
#35:


BlackScythe0 posted...
I like how right wingers always try to act like they aren't when they try claiming they are saying "reasonable things".


so yeah, you do think you can rustle my jimmies because you do think im a "right winger". sorry bud, you got the wrong guy.
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MICHALECOLE
07/17/17 4:45:22 PM
#36:


I liked troll police better when all he said was "Move along folks, nothing to see here"
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BlackScythe0
07/17/17 4:45:29 PM
#37:


Troll_Police_ posted...
BlackScythe0 posted...
I like how right wingers always try to act like they aren't when they try claiming they are saying "reasonable things".


so yeah, you do think you can rustle my jimmies because you do think im a "right winger". sorry bud, you got the wrong guy.


That isn't even my attempt. My meaning is you are so far off the end that you will hand wave anything away, thus any attempts at "enlightening" you would be a waste of time.
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NightMareBunny
07/17/17 4:46:16 PM
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not sure if this is trolling or serious given the TC's username....


also who the hell can be neutral when your president's biggest achievement was being the host of nbc's the apprentice?
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Jen0125
07/17/17 4:46:17 PM
#39:


no i don't want or need to enlighten you. i'd rather just laugh at you.

lmao
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Lightning Bolt
07/17/17 4:48:08 PM
#40:


MICHALECOLE posted...
I liked troll police better when all he said was "Move along folks, nothing to see here"

Yeah I've had him tagged as "Rogue" since he started trolling. What a sad loss for the force.
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:49:45 PM
#41:


MICHALECOLE posted...
I liked troll police better when all he said was "Move along folks, nothing to see here"


look, if you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

or one of the other 50 quotes about the incorruptible being corrupted.
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:50:58 PM
#42:


Jen0125 posted...
no i don't want or need to enlighten you. i'd rather just laugh at you.

lmao



sooo this then


you just think laughing is a form of argument when you have no actual argument because you are wrong?


thanks for the input
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Jen0125
07/17/17 4:52:30 PM
#43:


i'm not even trying to argue with you.

i'm just laughing at you.

loool
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 4:55:43 PM
#44:


Jen0125 posted...
i'm not even trying to argue with you.

i'm just laughing at you.

loool


right, because you cant argue. we get it jen. you lost, i won, you laughed. you can drop it now and stop being so obsessed with me plz its getting a little creepy.
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BlackScythe0
07/17/17 4:56:29 PM
#45:


Troll_Police_ posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i'm not even trying to argue with you.

i'm just laughing at you.

loool


right, because you cant argue. we get it jen. you lost, i won, you laughed. you can drop it now and stop being so obsessed with me plz its getting a little creepy.


Can you argue?

So far it's just been shouting crazy things.
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Jen0125
07/17/17 4:56:51 PM
#46:


BlackScythe0 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i'm not even trying to argue with you.

i'm just laughing at you.

loool


right, because you cant argue. we get it jen. you lost, i won, you laughed. you can drop it now and stop being so obsessed with me plz its getting a little creepy.


Can you argue?

So far it's just been shouting crazy things.


lmao he sounds like sunny.
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NightMareBunny
07/17/17 5:01:33 PM
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is this donald trump's gamefaqs account?
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Troll_Police_
07/17/17 5:08:42 PM
#48:


soooooo much salt

guys, i seriously need to watch my sodium levels. dial it back a notch.
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ClaudiaSAirola
07/17/17 5:15:08 PM
#49:


Troll_Police_ posted...
well, lets see, they just got fucking passed up on ratings by nick at nite, adult swim, and nickelodeon.

evidently, reporting exclusively fake news is not a sustainable business model.

It's been working for Fox.
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sveksii
07/17/17 5:16:16 PM
#50:


Smarkil posted...
shadowsword87 posted...
Y'all are acting like it's possible to have a bias-free news piece.
You do know how the world works, right?


Sure it's possible. Just, ya know, report the news as it happens without embellishment. It's really not that hard.
You can't report every little thing that happens in the world, and even if you "report the news as it happens without embellishment", what you choose to report and what not to is a form of bias.
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