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Melonfarms 07/17/17 9:52:31 AM #1:	http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/gamestop-employee-whips-back-room-failing-sell-pre-order/ BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — GameStop sales representative Donald Simpson quietly walked to the employee breakroom and proceeded to whip himself after failing to convince a customer to pre-order Destiny 2 earlier today, according to close sources. “Working at GameStop means making minimum wage and owning your mistakes,” said a bloody Simpson as he delivered another lacerating blow to his back. “It was such an easy sell; everyone knows the sequel is always better than the original. I’ve let everyone down.” As blood seeped out from beneath the back room’s door and onto the sales floor, GameStop manager Katherine Weiss quickly began soaking it with a towel. “As much as I hate to see my employees hurt, I have no sympathy for anyone who screws up a pre-order,” said Weiss, wringing the bloody towel out into a garbage can. “Actually come to think of it, if him and his whole family died right this second I’d feel nothing for that subhuman monster. I mean, Jesus Christ, we even offered early beta access with the purchase. This kid is as worthless as these Game Informer magazines we can’t get rid of.” Read More From Hard Drive, The Only Ethical Gaming Journalism Site on The Internet: GameStop Offers $12.38 for Entire Childhood GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3 Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025 Carson Sullivan, the customer Simpson couldn’t convince to pre-order Destiny 2, even after explaining it would only require five dollars and showing Sullivan his scarred back, left the store immediately after the unsuccessful pitch. “To be honest, I just walked in because it was hot outside and I needed to cool down. If I knew hanging out in the air conditioning for five minutes while I looked at Funko Pops would lead to a man brutalizing himself I would have never have come in,” said Sullivan. “Plus, I pre-ordered it digitally already,” he added. “Who buys physical discs anymore?” Article by Mike Amory @TheMikeAmory It's rough out there for a GS employee. --- PSN: obsurdrandom <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:883069835] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/gamestop-employee-whips-back-room-failing-sell-pre-order/ <quote>BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — GameStop sales representative Donald Simpson quietly walked to the employee breakroom and proceeded to whip himself after failing to convince a customer to pre-order Destiny 2 earlier today, according to close sources. “Working at GameStop means making minimum wage and owning your mistakes,” said a bloody Simpson as he delivered another lacerating blow to his back. “It was such an easy sell; everyone knows the sequel is always better than the original. I’ve let everyone down.” As blood seeped out from beneath the back room’s door and onto the sales floor, GameStop manager Katherine Weiss quickly began soaking it with a towel. “As much as I hate to see my employees hurt, I have no sympathy for anyone who screws up a pre-order,” said Weiss, wringing the bloody towel out into a garbage can. “Actually come to think of it, if him and his whole family died right this second I’d feel nothing for that subhuman monster. I mean, Jesus Christ, we even offered early beta access with the purchase. This kid is as worthless as these Game Informer magazines we can’t get rid of.” Read More From Hard Drive, The Only Ethical Gaming Journalism Site on The Internet: GameStop Offers $12.38 for Entire Childhood GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3 Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025 Carson Sullivan, the customer Simpson couldn’t convince to pre-order Destiny 2, even after explaining it would only require five dollars and showing Sullivan his scarred back, left the store immediately after the unsuccessful pitch. “To be honest, I just walked in because it was hot outside and I needed to cool down. If I knew hanging out in the air conditioning for five minutes while I looked at Funko Pops would lead to a man brutalizing himself I would have never have come in,” said Sullivan. “Plus, I pre-ordered it digitally already,” he added. “Who buys physical discs anymore?” Article by Mike Amory @TheMikeAmory</quote> It's rough out there for a GS employee.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 07/17/17 9:54:33 AM #2:	Feels like these writers don't even try anymore. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:883069922] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>Feels like these writers don't even try anymore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 07/17/17 10:01:08 AM #3:	ChromaticAngel posted... Feels like these writers don't even try anymore. Try what? I don't get what you mean by this? --- PSN: obsurdrandom <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:883070164] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>Feels like these writers don't even try anymore.</quote> Try what? I don't get what you mean by this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 07/17/17 10:02:30 AM #4:	Melonfarms posted... ChromaticAngel posted... Feels like these writers don't even try anymore. Try what? I don't get what you mean by this? it wasn't funny --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:883070226] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>Feels like these writers don't even try anymore.</quote> Try what? I don't get what you mean by this?</quote> it wasn't funny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/17/17 10:05:31 AM #5:	Melonfarms posted... As much as I hate to see my employees hurt, I have no sympathy for anyone who screws up a pre-order,” said Weiss, wringing the bloody towel out into a garbage can. “Actually come to think of it, if him and his whole family died right this second I’d feel nothing for that subhuman monster. I mean, Jesus Christ, we even offered early beta access with the purchase. This kid is as worthless as these Game Informer magazines we can’t get rid of. ROFL!!!! --- Oda break tracker 2017- 5 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:883070354] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote>As much as I hate to see my employees hurt, I have no sympathy for anyone who screws up a pre-order,” said Weiss, wringing the bloody towel out into a garbage can. “Actually come to think of it, if him and his whole family died right this second I’d feel nothing for that subhuman monster. I mean, Jesus Christ, we even offered early beta access with the purchase. This kid is as worthless as these Game Informer magazines we can’t get rid of.</quote> ROFL!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mernardi 07/17/17 10:09:19 AM #6:	chill02 posted... Melonfarms posted... ChromaticAngel posted... Feels like these writers don't even try anymore. Try what? I don't get what you mean by this? it wasn't funny --- -The Admin <cite>Mernardi posted [p:883070513] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>Feels like these writers don't even try anymore.</quote> Try what? I don't get what you mean by this?</quote> it wasn't funny</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/17/17 10:10:06 AM #7:	Itt: a bunch of squares --- Oda break tracker 2017- 5 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:883070552] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>Itt: a bunch of squares</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 07/17/17 10:12:58 AM #8:	The no fun police are on the scene. --- PSN: obsurdrandom <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:883070685] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>The no fun police are on the scene.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mernardi 07/17/17 10:13:39 AM #9:	Satire is supposed to sound at least a little believable. --- -The Admin <cite>Mernardi posted [p:883070712] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>Satire is supposed to sound at least a little believable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leanaunfurled 07/17/17 10:14:37 AM #10:	lol --- Currently Playing: Trails of Cold Steel http://i.imgur.com/mfuN9AI.png http://i.imgur.com/nyP8pdG.jpg <cite>Leanaunfurled posted [p:883070754] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 07/17/17 10:15:28 AM #11:	Mernardi posted... Satire is supposed to sound at least a little believable. It doesn't have to. Can someone quote me so Mernardi can see it cause his sensitive little butt got me on ignore. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt FFBE ID: 196 912 851 900+ ATK Orlandu <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:883070794] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>Satire is supposed to sound at least a little believable.</quote> It doesn't have to. Can someone quote me so Mernardi can see it cause his sensitive little butt got me on ignore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 07/17/17 10:16:19 AM #12:	Veggeta_MAX posted... Mernardi posted... Satire is supposed to sound at least a little believable. It doesn't have to. Can someone quote me so Mernardi can see it cause his sensitive little butt got me on ignore. Yeah. This article isn't trying to trick anyone. It's just trying to be funny. --- PSN: obsurdrandom <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:883070840] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta_MAX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>Satire is supposed to sound at least a little believable.</quote> It doesn't have to. Can someone quote me so Mernardi can see it cause his sensitive little butt got me on ignore.</quote> Yeah. This article isn't trying to trick anyone. It's just trying to be funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mernardi 07/17/17 10:17:20 AM #13:	Well it certainly missed the mark on being funny. --- -The Admin <cite>Mernardi posted [p:883070896] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>Well it certainly missed the mark on being funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 07/17/17 10:17:29 AM #14:	voldothegr8 posted... Melonfarms posted... As much as I hate to see my employees hurt, I have no sympathy for anyone who screws up a pre-order,” said Weiss, wringing the bloody towel out into a garbage can. “Actually come to think of it, if him and his whole family died right this second I’d feel nothing for that subhuman monster. I mean, Jesus Christ, we even offered early beta access with the purchase. This kid is as worthless as these Game Informer magazines we can’t get rid of. ROFL!!!! --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:883070906] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote>As much as I hate to see my employees hurt, I have no sympathy for anyone who screws up a pre-order,” said Weiss, wringing the bloody towel out into a garbage can. “Actually come to think of it, if him and his whole family died right this second I’d feel nothing for that subhuman monster. I mean, Jesus Christ, we even offered early beta access with the purchase. This kid is as worthless as these Game Informer magazines we can’t get rid of.</quote> ROFL!!!!</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 07/17/17 10:18:24 AM #15:	Mernardi posted... Well it certainly missed the mark on being funny. Well being an uptight person will do that to you. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt FFBE ID: 196 912 851 900+ ATK Orlandu <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:883070944] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>Well it certainly missed the mark on being funny.</quote> Well being an uptight person will do that to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leanaunfurled 07/17/17 10:19:57 AM #16:	Mernardi, I'm here to talk if you need it. hug --- Currently Playing: Trails of Cold Steel http://i.imgur.com/mfuN9AI.png http://i.imgur.com/nyP8pdG.jpg <cite>Leanaunfurled posted [p:883071020] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>Mernardi, I'm here to talk if you need it. hug</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mernardi 07/17/17 10:21:57 AM #17:	Leanaunfurled posted... Mernardi, I'm here to talk if you need it. hug brb going to the backroom to whip myself --- -The Admin <cite>Mernardi posted [p:883071107] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>Mernardi, I'm here to talk if you need it. hug</quote> brb going to the backroom to whip myself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 07/17/17 10:23:00 AM #18:	The real joke here is that someone went into a Gamestop. --- http://i.imgur.com/jJ4fn99.gif http://i.imgur.com/Boxw8r4.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:883071161] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>The real joke here is that someone went into a Gamestop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__Cam__ 07/17/17 10:23:45 AM #19:	What's up with all these shitty Onion ripoffs, lately? --- i5-7600K (Kaby Lake) \| GTX 1070 \| 16GB DDR4 \| GIGABYTE GA-Z270-HD3 <cite>__Cam__ posted [p:883071204] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>What's up with all these shitty Onion ripoffs, lately?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mernardi 07/17/17 10:23:52 AM #20:	ty DirkDiggles for salvaging this topic --- -The Admin <cite>Mernardi posted [p:883071208] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>ty DirkDiggles for salvaging this topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/17/17 10:24:23 AM #21:	Mernardi posted... Well it certainly missed the mark on being funny. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 5 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:883071227] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>Well it certainly missed the mark on being funny.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mernardi 07/17/17 10:26:50 AM #22:	Only a square would find the OP funny. --- -The Admin <cite>Mernardi posted [p:883071341] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>Only a square would find the OP funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 07/17/17 10:40:58 AM #23:	DirkDiggles posted... The real joke here is that someone went into a Gamestop. Mernardi posted... ty DirkDiggles for salvaging this topic That is literally part of the article. They went in for the A/C. The joke has already been made. --- PSN: obsurdrandom <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:883071956] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirkDiggles posted...</cite> <quote>The real joke here is that someone went into a Gamestop.</quote> <cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>ty DirkDiggles for salvaging this topic</quote> That is literally part of the article. They went in for the A/C. The joke has already been made.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/17/17 10:42:49 AM #24:	It wasn't funny --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:883072040] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>It wasn't funny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 07/17/17 10:47:22 AM #26:	Irony posted... It wasn't funny Veggeta_MAX posted... Well being an uptight person will do that to you. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt FFBE ID: 196 912 851 900+ ATK Orlandu <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:883072246] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>It wasn't funny</quote> <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted...</cite> <quote>Well being an uptight person will do that to you.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/17/17 10:48:49 AM #27:	Last time I went into a Gamestop, I found nothing I wanted to buy. Then I went next door and made a $20 impulse buy at literal Office Depot, after resisting the urge to buy an awesome desk for $120. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:883072324] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>Last time I went into a Gamestop, I found nothing I wanted to buy. Then I went next door and made a $20 impulse buy at literal Office Depot, after resisting the urge to buy an awesome desk for $120.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Great Muta 22 07/17/17 10:51:01 AM #28:	What's sad is I literally live a couple miles from both the Gamestop stores in Binghamton and actually looked on a local news site before reading the article to see if it was real, because I ALMOST could have believed the story could have happened here. That said, this isn't good satire --- http://i.imgur.com/eZa6Wos.png <cite>The Great Muta 22 posted [p:883072438] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>What's sad is I literally live a couple miles from both the Gamestop stores in Binghamton and actually looked on a local news site before reading the article to see if it was real, because I ALMOST could have believed the story could have happened here. That said, this isn't good satire</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/17/17 10:55:07 AM #29:	chill02 posted... Melonfarms posted... ChromaticAngel posted... Feels like these writers don't even try anymore. Try what? I don't get what you mean by this? it wasn't funny For you --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:883072661] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>Feels like these writers don't even try anymore.</quote> Try what? I don't get what you mean by this?</quote> it wasn't funny</quote> For you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 07/17/17 10:58:13 AM #30:	The Great Muta 22 posted... What's sad is I literally live a couple miles from both the Gamestop stores in Binghamton and actually looked on a local news site before reading the article to see if it was real, because I ALMOST could have believed the story could have happened here. That said, this isn't good satire Why wouldn't you just read it? It's like a paragraph long and really obviously not real. Are people mad because they read the headline and thought it might be true rather than actually reading the article? --- PSN: obsurdrandom <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:883072801] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Great Muta 22 posted...</cite> <quote>What's sad is I literally live a couple miles from both the Gamestop stores in Binghamton and actually looked on a local news site before reading the article to see if it was real, because I ALMOST could have believed the story could have happened here. That said, this isn't good satire</quote> Why wouldn't you just read it? It's like a paragraph long and really obviously not real. Are people mad because they read the headline and thought it might be true rather than actually reading the article?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legolas0008 07/17/17 11:13:26 AM #31:	Imo, the specific situation doesn't need to be realistic as long as the overall theme is close enough to reality, and this definitely was. Hell, I even get frustrated when satire is so believable that it furthers the agendas of stupid people who take it seriously. --- Wubadubadub, is that true? <cite>legolas0008 posted [p:883073524] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>Imo, the specific situation doesn't need to be realistic as long as the overall theme is close enough to reality, and this definitely was. Hell, I even get frustrated when satire is so believable that it furthers the agendas of stupid people who take it seriously.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Virus731 07/17/17 11:19:02 AM #32:	yeah that wasn't really funny at all mainly because hur hurr gamestop is pre-order nazi's hurr hurr it's pretty played out --- I hope this **in' world **in' burns away And I'd kill you all if I had my way <cite>Virus731 posted [p:883073776] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>yeah that wasn't really funny at all mainly because hur hurr gamestop is pre-order nazi's hurr hurr it's pretty played out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 07/17/17 11:21:39 AM #33:	GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3 lol --- And outside it's ninety-two degrees, and KROQ is playing Siouxsie and the Banshees. Currently playing: OSRS, Final Fantasy V <cite>MrMallard posted [p:883073892] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><quote>GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3 </quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 07/17/17 11:23:50 AM #34:	Virus731 posted... yeah that wasn't really funny at all mainly because hur hurr gamestop is pre-order nazi's hurr hurr it's pretty played out No it's not. Shaming them and their practices is always fun and hilarious. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt FFBE ID: 196 912 851 900+ ATK Orlandu <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:883073972] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Virus731 posted...</cite> <quote>yeah that wasn't really funny at all mainly because hur hurr gamestop is pre-order nazi's hurr hurr it's pretty played out</quote> No it's not. Shaming them and their practices is always fun and hilarious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolpal23 07/17/17 11:25:27 AM #35:	Mernardi posted... chill02 posted... Melonfarms posted... ChromaticAngel posted... Feels like these writers don't even try anymore. Try what? I don't get what you mean by this? it wasn't funny --- Asus Z77\|Zotac 2Gb Gtx 770\| 1866 8Gb G.skill\| i5 3570K 3.4Ghz Steam: That Hero Luka "Fact and fiction, where do you draw the line?" <cite>coolpal23 posted [p:883074043] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>Feels like these writers don't even try anymore.</quote> Try what? I don't get what you mean by this?</quote> it wasn't funny</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 07/17/17 11:27:04 AM #36:	Melonfarms posted... This kid is as worthless as these Game Informer magazines we can’t get rid of.” Thos one made me chuckle --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:883074117] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote>This kid is as worthless as these Game Informer magazines we can’t get rid of.”</quote> Thos one made me chuckle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 07/17/17 11:33:19 AM #37:	I thought it was kind of funny... --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:883074416] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>I thought it was kind of funny...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 07/17/17 11:36:08 AM #38:	Kitt posted... I thought it was kind of funny... It is funny. Don't let the humorless people shame you for enjoying it. --- PSN: obsurdrandom <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:883074563] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>I thought it was kind of funny...</quote> It is funny. Don't let the humorless people shame you for enjoying it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 07/17/17 11:36:25 AM #39:	this some good satire --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:883074577] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>this some good satire</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l Dudeboy l 07/17/17 11:39:45 AM #40:	If I was still a teenager I probably would have found that funny. --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. <cite>l Dudeboy l posted [p:883074752] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>If I was still a teenager I probably would have found that funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/17/17 11:42:59 AM #41:	Mernardi posted... Leanaunfurled posted... Mernardi, I'm here to talk if you need it. hug brb going to the backroom to whip myself Well this certainly missed the mark on being funny. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:883074895] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>Mernardi, I'm here to talk if you need it. hug</quote> brb going to the backroom to whip myself</quote> Well this certainly missed the mark on being funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drrobotniks 07/17/17 11:43:54 AM #42:	Melonfarms posted... humorless people So people with different senses of humor? God CE, where are the smart people? <cite>Drrobotniks posted [p:883074945] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote>humorless people</quote> So people with different senses of humor? God CE, where are the smart people?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 07/17/17 11:44:53 AM #43:	Drrobotniks posted... Melonfarms posted... humorless people So people with different senses of humor? God CE, where are the smart people? You sure showed me. --- PSN: obsurdrandom <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:883074989] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Drrobotniks posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote>humorless people</quote> So people with different senses of humor? God CE, where are the smart people?</quote> You sure showed me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drrobotniks 07/17/17 11:45:38 AM #44:	Melonfarms posted... Drrobotniks posted... Melonfarms posted... humorless people So people with different senses of humor? God CE, where are the smart people? You sure showed me. Thanks, I try. Its just, there's a lack of smart people here on CE, and it's really saddening <cite>Drrobotniks posted [p:883075021] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Drrobotniks posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote>humorless people</quote> So people with different senses of humor? God CE, where are the smart people?</quote> You sure showed me.</quote> Thanks, I try. Its just, there's a lack of smart people here on CE, and it's really saddening</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Terra-enforcer 07/17/17 11:46:24 AM #45:	Veggeta_MAX posted... Mernardi posted... Well it certainly missed the mark on being funny. Well being an uptight person will do that to you. I'm not uptight and I thought it was pretty dumb. Different people have different senses of humor, who'da thunk it? --- Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-3032-7898-9500 http://psnprofiles.com/Terraforce777 http://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Rayquaza487 <cite>Terra-enforcer posted [p:883075059] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta_MAX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>Well it certainly missed the mark on being funny.</quote> Well being an uptight person will do that to you.</quote> I'm not uptight and I thought it was pretty dumb. Different people have different senses of humor, who'da thunk it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkeysRfunny 07/17/17 11:47:29 AM #46:	coolpal23 posted... Mernardi posted... chill02 posted... Melonfarms posted... ChromaticAngel posted... Feels like these writers don't even try anymore. Try what? I don't get what you mean by this? it wasn't funny --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. <cite>monkeysRfunny posted [p:883075113] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>coolpal23 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>Feels like these writers don't even try anymore.</quote> Try what? I don't get what you mean by this?</quote> it wasn't funny</quote></quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Terra-enforcer 07/17/17 11:47:59 AM #47:	Virus731 posted... yeah that wasn't really funny at all mainly because hur hurr gamestop is pre-order nazi's hurr hurr it's pretty played out This is also probably a factor. Hurr hurr Gamestop employees talk to you and do their job. Feels way too overplayed and wasn't really funny to begin with honestly. --- Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-3032-7898-9500 http://psnprofiles.com/Terraforce777 http://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Rayquaza487 <cite>Terra-enforcer posted [p:883075142] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Virus731 posted...</cite> <quote>yeah that wasn't really funny at all mainly because hur hurr gamestop is pre-order nazi's hurr hurr it's pretty played out</quote> This is also probably a factor. Hurr hurr Gamestop employees talk to you and do their job. Feels way too overplayed and wasn't really funny to begin with honestly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 07/17/17 11:49:15 AM #48:	Terra-enforcer posted... I'm not uptight and I thought it was pretty dumb. Different people have different senses of humor, who'da thunk it? Wait, you're the ones trying to force it upon us that it isn't funny. Not the other way around, buddy. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt FFBE ID: 196 912 851 900+ ATK Orlandu <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:883075212] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Terra-enforcer posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not uptight and I thought it was pretty dumb. Different people have different senses of humor, who'da thunk it?</quote> Wait, you're the ones trying to force it upon us that it isn't funny. Not the other way around, buddy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drrobotniks 07/17/17 11:50:11 AM #49:	monkeysRfunny posted... coolpal23 posted... Mernardi posted... chill02 posted... Melonfarms posted... ChromaticAngel posted... Feels like these writers don't even try anymore. Try what? I don't get what you mean by this? it wasn't funny <cite>Drrobotniks posted [p:883075261] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>monkeysRfunny posted...</cite> <quote><cite>coolpal23 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>Feels like these writers don't even try anymore.</quote> Try what? I don't get what you mean by this?</quote> it wasn't funny</quote></quote></quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 07/17/17 11:52:05 AM #50:	Hey CE, do you feel sufficiently shamed for enjoying this joke? --- PSN: obsurdrandom <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:883075368] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote>Hey CE, do you feel sufficiently shamed for enjoying this joke?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MLGSerperior111 07/17/17 11:53:28 AM #51:	Mernardi posted... Satire is supposed to sound at least a little believable. --- FC: 0233-0297-6306 IGN: Lucas So original, you can just feel the unoriginality of my originality. <cite>MLGSerperior111 posted [p:883075432] in GameStop E... [t:75574591]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>Satire is supposed to sound at least a little believable.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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