Poll of the Day > ITT: vw jetta drivers are terrible at driving and other car stereotype

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thecolorgreen
07/10/17 12:16:42 PM
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I have many more but i'll let the replies have a chance


But anyway. This hot asf chick in a jetta. She's on her phone looking up every so often. She turn down a one way street the wrong way! I pass the intersection and see she used sone empty parking spaces to turn around. And then later she's in front of me somehow and i see her make a left when the left arrow was red!!!
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Muffinz0rz
07/10/17 12:20:22 PM
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hiMIw3Y

This car is exclusively driven by old people
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gravy
07/10/17 12:26:08 PM
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Most people under 40 in bmws or audis cant drive, either.
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crinalex
07/10/17 12:30:54 PM
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Audi and bmw drivers are massive assholes behind the wheel.
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WhiskeyDisk
07/10/17 12:35:32 PM
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Any time.you think your work has no meaning or purpose, just remember that someone out there installs turn signals on BMWs.
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Doctor Foxx
07/10/17 12:38:29 PM
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As a 30 year old BMW driver... :(

I always signal and drive pretty conservatively. No tickets or accidents. The only thing I like to do is accelerate from a stop because my car can do it pretty darn well.

Lifted truck drivers are diiiiiiicks (barring those that have it to access rough work service roads)
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Muffinz0rz
07/10/17 1:01:56 PM
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Motorcyclists drive 20MPH over the speed limit and don't signal turns and weave dangerously in and out of lanes and highway traffic and never get pulled over

and are loud
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Dikitain
07/10/17 1:06:08 PM
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If a major snowstorm happens and you are driving on the road, most of the cars trapped in ditches are SUV's that thought because they have 4 wheel drive they can drive 60MPH on roads that haven't been plowed or salted.
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Dynalo
07/10/17 1:09:39 PM
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I might buy a VW soon.

I'm a pretty good driver.
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DorkLink
07/10/17 1:13:31 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Lifted truck drivers are diiiiiiicks (barring those that have it to access rough work service roads)


More like dickless am I right

But seriously, the overcompensating truck owner thing is probably the biggest vehicle stereotype. Old people and Chryslers, Oldsmobiles, etc. is another good one. I've never heard this supposed Jetta stereotype.
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Dikitain
07/10/17 1:17:54 PM
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DorkLink posted...
Old people and Chryslers, Oldsmobiles, etc. is another good one.


My grandfather was like this until he got a Subaru Impreza. Nothing but full sized Oldsmobile boats.
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Muffinz0rz
07/10/17 1:18:44 PM
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Honestly the only VW Jetta stereotype I've heard is this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITrUIb6m4Fk

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SmokeMassTree
07/10/17 1:32:22 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
hiMIw3Y

This car is exclusively driven by old people


Uhhh

No

A different type of people that I would get modded for saying

Not really a type, a race
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SmokeMassTree
07/10/17 1:43:38 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Prius Drivers. They're fucking entitled assholes. I've had so many cut me off at 90 miles an hour in a spot they can barely fit through.


I heard they like the smell of their own farts
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TEAM_YASHA
07/10/17 2:09:41 PM
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Everyone that drives a Jeep Wrangler does this hand wave to every other wrangler driver.
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