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Jtrunks
07/10/17 5:53:48 AM
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Im happy for you. You have brought new life into this world, but I'm not going to sugarcoat shit here.

Imma keep it 100%. That baby is ugly as hell. but that's OK. The baby wont look like that its whole life. All babies are ugly, not just yours. My little sister was ugly, my little niece was ugly, my friends baby was ugly, they are all ugly. They are partially bald, they spit and shit all over the place, and they have this scrunched up demon looking face (especially when they cry with that EAR PIERCING SCREAM).


The only thing that is even remotely cute about them is when they are asleep and they shut their fucking mouths up for 2 hours or so. Or the "baby laugh".

Everything else about them? REAL FUCKING UGLY.


C/D

Pics for reference (in case you dont know what they look like):

http://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2015/12/02-newborns-dont-shed-tears.jpg

https://www.rockabyebabyhire.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Wrinkly-baby.jpg

http://www.stylisheve.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Newborn-Babies-24.jpg

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SDBZ
07/10/17 6:08:26 AM
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They are. After a couple months though they start to look different and way cuter. Their whole face just changes.
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Milkman5
07/10/17 6:10:22 AM
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Deny.
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NonDairyMiltank
07/10/17 6:14:10 AM
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Jtrunks posted...
Do you agree with this: "All newborns are ugly"...

no your mama just said that to make you feel better
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MrStabbath
07/10/17 6:14:33 AM
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All is laying it on pretty thick. There is the odd cute newborn. Most are ugly as sin though, yes.
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DocileOrangeCup
07/10/17 6:16:01 AM
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MrStabbath posted...
All is laying it on pretty thick. There is the odd cute newborn. Most are ugly as sin though, yes.

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Aristoph
07/10/17 6:46:37 AM
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MrStabbath posted...
All is laying it on pretty thick. There is the odd cute newborn. Most are ugly as sin though, yes.


No, there literally isn't.

Every single baby human that has ever been born has been ugly. Period.
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Returning_CEmen
07/10/17 7:21:44 AM
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My nephews were born cute, they still are. Probably has to do with them having a fun head of hair from the get go and not having bad cone head.
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Flasbangs
07/10/17 7:47:42 AM
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Aristoph posted...
MrStabbath posted...
All is laying it on pretty thick. There is the odd cute newborn. Most are ugly as sin though, yes.


No, there literally isn't.

Every single baby human that has ever been born has been ugly. Period.


This
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NathanX95
07/10/17 8:02:22 AM
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Flasbangs posted...
Aristoph posted...
MrStabbath posted...
All is laying it on pretty thick. There is the odd cute newborn. Most are ugly as sin though, yes.


No, there literally isn't.

Every single baby human that has ever been born has been ugly. Period.


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Ultima Dragon
07/10/17 8:08:09 AM
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Funny how almost all other baby mammals (and other species too) are adorable except our own.
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Funkydog
07/10/17 8:09:41 AM
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Some babies are ugly. But some are adorable.

But you can't really tell a new mother the former, so every baby is cute (until they are older)
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Wetterdew
07/10/17 8:44:43 AM
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I don't agree, I think newborns are cute.
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faizan_faizan
07/10/17 8:56:12 AM
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Newborns are still more attractive than fat people.
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Vindris_SNH
07/10/17 8:57:47 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
Yeah, I think they look like little old men aliens.


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Vindris_SNH
07/10/17 8:58:24 AM
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faizan_faizan posted...
Newborns are still more attractive than fat people.


You're attracted to newborns?

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faizan_faizan
07/10/17 9:01:24 AM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
faizan_faizan posted...
Newborns are still more attractive than fat people.


You're attracted to newborns?

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Might want to make sense of what you just wrote?
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faizan_faizan
07/10/17 9:07:57 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
faizan_faizan posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...
faizan_faizan posted...
Newborns are still more attractive than fat people.


You're attracted to newborns?

.....................

Might want to make sense of what you just wrote?


Attractive is not the best choice of words when speaking about newborns. Vindris was right to ask if you are attracted, that what the words is and means.

Fine. Fat people are uglier than newborns.
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HypnoCoosh
07/10/17 9:08:37 AM
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Not true some newborns are cute
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Shotgunnova
07/10/17 9:14:57 AM
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All newborns are ugly.
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SuperVegito2487
07/10/17 9:25:30 AM
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ONly for Humans

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zDcio4fLYcY/maxresdefault.jpg
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Dustin1280
07/10/17 9:37:56 AM
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babies IN GENERAL are ugly.

1 or done
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/10/17 9:38:04 AM
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DrizztLink
07/10/17 9:39:26 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
My kids were fuckin gorgeous.

Were?

Then what, genetics caught up to them?
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apolloooo
07/10/17 9:39:41 AM
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they look like a mix between monkey and pepe the frog yes.

they start turn adorable after several months and their faces start taking shape like, well people face and not pepe-monkey hybrid
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Dustin1280
07/10/17 9:40:14 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
All newborns are ugly.
TJIGJBL

he is dead now, they all are, his dad ended the world by causing the ice age
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DrizztLink
07/10/17 9:41:58 AM
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Dustin1280 posted...
Shotgunnova posted...
All newborns are ugly.
TJIGJBL

he is dead now, they all are, his dad ended the world by causing the ice age

alternatively we knew he was dead because he's fucking dinosaur yo
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NYmasajista
07/10/17 9:57:10 AM
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MrStabbath posted...
All is laying it on pretty thick. There is the odd cute newborn. Most are ugly as sin though, yes.

Yeah they're kinda splotchy when they first come out. That's why anytime you see a 'newborn' in a movie or TV show its actually a two month old.
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M-Watcher
07/10/17 10:00:21 AM
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Nah.

There's plenty of ugly, yes. There's also completely generic looking babies that aren't ugly nor cute, just in-between. Then there are cute ones.

Returning_CEmen posted...
My nephews were born cute, they still are. Probably has to do with them having a fun head of hair from the get go and not having bad cone head.

And I think this is the primary way a baby can be cute.
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Xelltrix
07/10/17 10:00:50 AM
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Yes, not a single one of them are an exception. They look ugly af.
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Spidey5
07/10/17 10:04:22 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/10/17 10:15:38 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
My kids were fuckin gorgeous.

Were?

Then what, genetics caught up to them?

Ha!

My bad, I meant my newborns were fuckin gorgeous and now my son is extremely handsome and my daughter is beautiful.
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JcOpIVY86
07/10/17 11:19:14 AM
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I've got two boys and yes during the first month or so.
They look deflated. After month 2 or 3, they start to look like a person.
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ChromaticAngel
07/10/17 11:22:54 AM
#37:


NathanX95 posted...
Flasbangs posted...
Aristoph posted...
MrStabbath posted...
All is laying it on pretty thick. There is the odd cute newborn. Most are ugly as sin though, yes.


No, there literally isn't.

Every single baby human that has ever been born has been ugly. Period.


This

Agreed.

Through the power of professional photography and photoshop, you can make a newborn appear cute.

IRL, they are all ugly as fuck.
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-Unowninator-
07/10/17 11:37:44 AM
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I think all babies are ugly.
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weapon_d00d816
07/10/17 11:40:41 AM
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All babies in general are ugly imo
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WindMouseHanpan
07/10/17 12:19:14 PM
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Yeah, I always found babies ugly. I don't understand how anyone can find them even remotely "cute", at least as far as looks go.
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chill02
07/10/17 1:10:12 PM
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C
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Jtrunks
07/11/17 1:07:54 AM
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It seems most people think they ARE ugly.

Keep in mind people who say they arent: I am talking about FRESH NEWBORNS, not months old babies. MAJOR difference. Their faces look disfigured.

They are ugly as fuck.

Now my question is: WHy? Why do people lie?
"awww she's/he's so kyyyooooot!"
"who is the cutie pie? YOURE THE CUTIE PIE!"

Why lie? no one asked you. Why you always lying?
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Kid_Buu
07/12/17 11:07:43 PM
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newborn doggos are cute
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